Subservient Chicken

[Thunderfall]

From Burger King:

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

You can tell the chicken to do anything you want. just type the commands.

Try sit, dance, sing, die... etc.

 

[KaNick]

Type in masturbate.

 

[Amenhotep7]

type in "make me a sandwich".

 

[DS_Legionary]

apparently it doesn't know how to do the dishes, can't fly without the assistance of a couch, and when you ask it to change the lightbulb it tries to lay an egg. Man this is a crappy subservient chicken.

 

[Smellincoffee]

I told it to set itself on fire...and um, I'm not sure what it's doing.

 

[kcwong]

apparently it doesn't know how to do the dishes, can't fly without the assistance of a couch, and when you ask it to change the lightbulb it tries to lay an egg. Man this is a crappy subservient chicken.

At least you can punish it by telling it to do "push-up", or even "drop dead" or "die".

Try "Thunderfall" and see what happens

 

[Smellincoffee]

Tell it to "rock on".

 

[superslug]

I got some really funny responses from two individual words. I can't type them here without triggering the autocensor, but they're both four letter verbs.

 

[Lord Draegon]

Thats quite awesome. Semi funny

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

That chicken looks freaky

 

[test_specimen]

Have a chicken fetish? Here's a way to live out your dreams (and waste some more bandwidth on porn):

chicken webcam: http://subservientchicken.com/
request list: http://dev.magicosm.net/cgi-bin/public/corvidaewiki/bin/view/Game/SubservientChickenRequestList


Edit: it's no real porn, so please don't ban me.

 

[test_specimen]

You can even make him go to the fridge, get a beer and drink it .

 

[Enkidu Warrior]

Poor guy, that line of work must totally suck.

 

[Yaniv]

HAHA!

Spend too much time on this.
Type in:
"Vomit"
"Urinate"
"Poke eye"
These had me laughing out loud.

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Poke eye is great. Also, try 'lay egg'

 

[CivCynic]

Tell it to "watch TV". Thunderfall, there is something seriously wrong with that so called chicken.

 

[LLXerxes]

I love it! I told it to eat a burger, and all it did was kick the camera!

 

[LLXerxes]

When you say something "inapropriate", it gives you the finger!

LOLROTFLMAO

 

[Dabomb18359]

I told him to break the television and he sat down and watched it and "laughed" by moving his head back and forth.

 

[barbslinger]

He knows how to throw cushions! Funny site.