Teh legend of why men lie

[Dann]

A carpenter working on a cabin beside a river dropped his hammer into the water one day.
The fairy of the river appeared saying "I'll help you" then jumped into the river.
She resurfaced holding a gold hammer. "Is this your hammer?"
"No..."
The fairy dived again and surfaced with a silver hammer. "This one?"
"No..."
The third time the fairy dived in she resurfaced with the carpenter's old rusty hammer. "This one?"
"Yes."
The fairy was very pleased. Because you're an honest man, I'll give you the gold and silver hammers as well."

A few days later his wife came to visit him. She accidentally fell into the river.
The fairy of the river appeared again saying "I'll help you" then jumped into the river.
She resurfaced with a hawt babe. "Is this your wife?"
"Yes..."
The fairy got mad. "You liar! And I thought you were a good man..."
The carpenter explained: "I'm sorry. But if I said no you'll dive again and bring back another hawt babe, and then my wife only on the 3rd dive. And then you'll give me all of them for my kindness. I'm just a poor peasant I can't support 3 wives! And so I just answer yes to the first one..."

Moral of the story: When men lie it's always for a good and noble reason.

 

[The Yankee]

That's just gold. And noble!

 

[Catharsis]

This and the 'sensitive man' one are two of the funniest jokes I've heard in a while. Brilliant.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Hilarious!

 

[Japanrocks12]

awesome

 

[Swedishguy]

A female agricultural engineer working on a beside a river dropped her plow into the water one day.
The fairy of the river appeared saying "I'll help you" then jumped into the river.
She resurfaced holding a gold plow. "Is this your plow?"
"No..."
The fairy dived again and surfaced with a silver plow. "This one?"
"No..."
The third time the fairy dived in she resurfaced with the female agricultural engineer's old rusty plow. "This one?"
"Yes."
The fairy was very pleased. Because you're an honest woman, I'll give you the gold and silver plows as well."

A few days later her husband came to visit him. He accidentally fell into the river.
The fairy of the river appeared again saying "I'll help you" then jumped into the river.
She resurfaced with a hawt stud. "Is this your husband?"
"Yes..."
The fairy got mad. "You liar! And I thought you were a good woman..."
The female agricultural engineer explained: "I'm sorry. But if I said no you'll dive again and bring back another hawt stud, and then my husband only on the 3rd dive. And then you'll give me all of them for my kindness. I'm just a poor peasant I can't support 3 husbands! And so I just answer yes to the first one..."

Moral of the story: When women lie it's always for a good and noble reason.

 

[Love]

No, its when they cheat