The Civs of BTS versus Communist China!

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In a game of CIV, Lincoln and Alexander were in a Duel map and after a while were ready go to war. Alex marched into Washington to deliver the news. "Alright then, let's get this over with." Alex said. Lincoln quickly replied "So be-" He was interupted by his phone ringing.

He picked it up, accidentaly hitting the speaker button. He was almost deafened by Sid Meier's paniced voice. "Oh MY GOD, ABE!" "Whats going on?" he said grumpily. "Meandmywifeweregettingreadytogotothiscompanydinnerbuthentheseguysbustedinthedoorandtheylookedchineseithink!" Despite the rate at which the words were said, it didn't take long for their meaning to register in Alex and Lincoln's heads.

Alex spoke up "Wait, what are the Chinese doing in Canada?" "I don't know! Just get all the leaders to Fraxis HQ immediatl- #################" "Oh god." Said Lincoln. He promptly flipped a switch, and an alarm went off alerting all leaders to come to Fraxis HQ. "Quickly, come with me." Lincoln said. And with that they set off for Fraxis HQ.

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At Fraxis Headquarters.....
Lincoln: So, do you all know why we are here?
Gilgamesh: Uh, No. That's kinda why we're here.
Tokugawa: Shut up and let him continue, Godzilla.
Gilgamesh: Look who's talkin'!
Lincoln: Anyway, the reason we are here is because I have bad news.
Gilgamesh: Bad news? Wow, that's an improvement!
Everybody: SHUT UP!
Lincoln: ANYWAY, I have recived a phone call from Sid Meier in which he stated that men in Chinese military uniforms were braking into his house before being interupted.

*While Lincoln is speaking, Qin Shi Huang looks at Moa Zedong's seat and is horrified to see he is absent. Boudica, sitting in the seat adjacent to Mao's mistakes Qin to be looking at her. She promptly smacks him, which catches everybody's attention.*
Qin: You fool! I was looking at Mao's empty seat!
Boudica: I believe it when-
Lincoln: Hold on a second. Where is Mao
Qin:PRC outfits? Mao missing? I smell a conection.

To be continued.......
 
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