Xenocrates
Deity
No this isn't a British sex comedy from the 70's.
This guy was captured about 4 years ago and tortured, or maybe not depending who you believe.

Anyway he has confessed to everything from fathering Anna Nicole Smith's child to inventing the computer virus:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6452789.stm
So this begs several questions:
1) Is this confession in any way reliable?
2) What's the war on terror about if this guy was behind everything?
3) Do we owe uncle Osama an apology?
4) Why have these series of confessions been publicized now?
5) What the hell was the guy doing the night before the photo was taken? That must have been an amazing party.

This guy was captured about 4 years ago and tortured, or maybe not depending who you believe.
"Before his six months at Guantanamo, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed was apparently held in a totally secret CIA-run prison for three-and-a-half years where he alleges torture."

Anyway he has confessed to everything from fathering Anna Nicole Smith's child to inventing the computer virus:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6452789.stm
So this begs several questions:
1) Is this confession in any way reliable?
2) What's the war on terror about if this guy was behind everything?
3) Do we owe uncle Osama an apology?
4) Why have these series of confessions been publicized now?
5) What the hell was the guy doing the night before the photo was taken? That must have been an amazing party.