Chapter 51: What a Great Neighborhood
As the workers prepared to build a road to the Wheat fields outside of Kyoto and the Ashigaru prepared to explore the coast to the West of Kyoto, Miyoshi Nagayoshi spent months attempting to convince the rest of the Miyoshi clan that nothing bad would happen if he left and went exploring, and that they could get an advantage over all those other silly clans that thought their Daimyo couldn't so much as take a step outside their capital without dying.
"I'll be fine. There's no threat big enough to really hurt me. Not yet, at least. You should be fine without me for a while. Just in case you're worried about Kyoto being temporarily defenseless, why don't you just train some more Ashigaru?"
Eventually, they were convinced, and in July, 1450, Miyoshi went to the East to explore more of the coast.
The Ashigaru and Miyoshi found that most of the nearby coast was just the Pacific Ocean, both to the West and to the East of Kyoto. However, the coast to the Northeast was a lake of Fresh Water. That there was Fresh Water near Kyoto had to be good news.
Not all the news was good, though. In April, 1451, two units of Ainu Ashigaru appeared to the North of Kyoto, just outside Miyoshi territory. Though they would take another year to reach the city, that was still faster than they could train a unit of Ashigaru to defend themselves, and faster than the Ashigaru that had went west could get back to Kyoto. Miyoshi, however, was close enough. So, in July, he started going back towards Kyoto. He couldn't reach it quite yet, but he was able to reach the workers in the wheat field and their newly-finished road. They originally had planned to head to the lake next year and build irrigation ditches to bring fresh water back to the wheat and to Kyoto, but the Ainu were making it look like that plan wasn't going to work. Surely, they would continue heading South towards Kyoto.
And yet, they didn't. One fortified in place, one headed Southwest, around the edge of Miyoshi territory, and a third suddenly appeared on the Mountain to the Southeast. Perhaps there was something the Miyoshi couldn't see that the Ainu could? Or they were waiting for the third group before attacking? It didn't seem to make sense.
Whatever the reason, the Miyoshi were perfectly happy for the delay, which would allow them to train another unit of Ashigaru to defend Kyoto before the Ainu could get there, and allow the workers to safely head to the lake. Just to be safe, Miyoshi went into Kyoto in January, 1452 and fortified to help with the defense.
To the west, the Miyoshi Ashigaru spotted a village of Ainu. Hoping they were the friendly kind, they went into the village. Sadly, they were not, and the Ashigaru found themselves partially surrounded by two units of Ainu Ashigaru. They also saw a camp of Ainu on a small island across the Sea. Well, that meant they couldn't be attacked, but how would they get off the island? How did they get ON the island in the first place?
Whatever, they had more pressing matters at hand, like all the Ainu Ashigaru that WERE on the same landmass as them.
For whatever reason, they decided not to attack the Ashigaru that had disturbed them, and the fortified Ainu to the north of Kyoto remained so. The other two Ashigaru units, on the other hand, headed towards the now undefended workers.
One of them had gone up onto a nearby hill and thus was still not threatening Kyoto, but the other one, taking the shortest possible path, was now directly to the East of Kyoto. They would need to reinforce the workers and keep Kyoto defended at the same time. Miyoshi Nagayoshi suggested that the best defense in this case was offense, and the newly trained Ashigaru that they had should head out and go kill the Ashigaru that threatened Kyoto, and Miyoshi could protect the workers from the other group. It probably would have been a good plan, if said new Ashigaru didn't all die in battle when they went to do this, though they did take most of the Ainus down with them.
Miyoshi sighed. "Looks like if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself." So, upon hearing that the Ashigaru had failed, he went out and finished the job, killing all the remaining Ainus. Single-handedly. Without taking so much as a scratch, and somehow becoming stronger after having won the fight. Yeah, Miyoshi Nagayoshi is kind of a badass. He even had enough time left to run north and defend the workers before the other group could reach them!
To the west, the exploring Ashigaru noticed that one of the Ainu units they'd disturbed was directly in the path they now wished to go, so they decided that going in that path anyway and killing any Ainu who tried to stop them sounded like a good plan. And this time, it actually worked!
Following the battle, they noticed some strange purplish markings in the distance, probably borders of some sort. They'd have to go check it out.
The other unit of Ashigaru that they'd disturbed thought that checking out the Purple area seemed like a great idea, and headed in that direction as well in October. That, or they wanted revenge.
Back East, the Ainu Ashigaru on the hill were confused. One man tried to stand against them, the only thing between them and some workers? Well, sure, Nagayoshi had killed a bunch of other Ainu earlier, but he'd done that after they'd just fought a battle against some of Nagayoshi's soldiers. Surely they, fresh troops, could easily defeat him.
They failed to account for just how awesome Miyoshi Nagayoshi was. An entire unit of them charged down a hill at him. He killed every single one of them with his super martial arts powers, swords, and ninja moves that he somehow knew despite the technology being required for ninjas being at least 100 years off in the future. And, once again, his attackers didn't so much as graze him.
At this point, the remaining unit of Ainu Ashigaru in the East that had been fortified for the past year decided "screw it, it couldn't be that hard to take this guy out, could it?" and so they went up on the hill their fallen comrades had formerly occupied. Miyoshi Nagayoshi prepared for their arrival and requested that a few of the workers dig a giant middle finger in the mud to point at the Ainu.
In April, 1453, the unit of Ashigaru saw this finger, took offense to it, and charged down the hill at Miyoshi and the workers. Little did they know that IT WAS A TRAP! Well, no it really wasn't, technically, it's just that anyone should know better than to attack Miyoshi Nagayoshi, and he himself should occasionally be considered a trap. Once again, all of the guys who attacked him found themselves with a severe case of being dead, and Miyoshi didn't even mess up his impossibly spiky hair.
The Exploring Ashigaru finally reached the purple borders in July (the Ainu would soon follow), but the inhabitants weren't within their sight yet, so contact between the Miyoshi and the Purple Clan would have to wait until the following January.
The Purple Clan revealed that their name was not, in fact, the Purple Clan, but the Urakami. Common mistake, though. Perfectly understandable. They were led by Urakami Munekage, a name so awesome it invoked feats similar to Miyoshi Nagayoshi's ability to fight endless hordes of barbarians, and it didn't even have any silly rhyming. Presumably, even if he wasn't quite as awesome as Miyoshi, he must at least have some nice moves and an epic amount of the manliest kind of chest hair.
Sadly, the Urakami and Miyoshi had nothing to trade, so all they could do was have a brief talk and hope to do things later.
Shortly after this meeting finished, Miyoshi decided that the Ainu in the immediate vicinity of Kyoto were all gone, so he went exploring again, and left Kyoto's borders. Not that long after he left, those borders expanded- as did the Urakami's, and presumably did every other clan's borders. In fact, the Miyoshi could now see the borders of two new clans purely because of that expansion: a Yellow-Orange clan to the Northeast of them, and an Orange one to the South of Purple... across the water.
Miyoshi himself was a bit too far south to head towards the one border they could reach in 1455, so a newly trained unit of Ashigaru from Kyoto was sent in that direction.
A few months into the year, the Miyoshi scientists announced that they had made a great discovery: How to make things to put food into. Which for some reason they didn't know how to do yet, despite the art of making pots being known for the past several thousand years.
A bit earlier, the Urakami scientists had announced a similar discovery involving how to work metal, which, again, everyone except a few clans on Japan had apparently known for several thousand years. The Miyoshi offered to trade Pottery to the Urakami for Metal Working in July, but they wanted a little bit more gold than the Miyoshi had.
No problem, thought Miyoshi Nagayoshi. He'd just walk into the Ainu village he was standing on the edge of and ask them politely for a bit of gold so they could learn how to work metal. Sadly, this didn't work, and instead resulted in one unit of angry Ainu Ashigaru nearby. Still, no problem: There was only unit of Ashigaru defending the camp to the Northeast of the village, and if asking nicely wasn't going to work, going into that camp and killing every living thing that wasn't Miyoshi Nagayoshi (once again, without so much as a paper cut), then taking all 25 of their gold would work just fine.
Having accomplished this, negotiations with the Urakami were re-opened. It turned out they actually only needed 2 more gold than they had previously had to get Metal Working. Well, okay, that just meant they had 23 additional gold to save for a rainy day, then.
The unit of Ashigaru that had come out of the village when Miyoshi entered it had evidently heard of his legends, and decided that running away to the West seemed like a much better idea than trying to fight him.
Perhaps word of Miyoshi's badassery reached to areas in the West where he had never been by January, 1456, when the western Ashigaru went into a village of Ainu and were treated nicely for once, even getting a gift of 25 gold. That was a welcome change.
Back East, the other unit of Ashigaru reached the border that had been described as Yellowish-Orange, and found that it belonged to the Oda clan, led by Oda Nobunaga, a name that sounded not quite as badass as Miyoshi Nagayoshi or Urakami Munekage, but was still sort of cool-sounding. Unlike the Urakami, they actually kept people near their border- or at least, there were workers working on something there at the time the Ashigaru ran into the border. Perhaps that let them talk to each other faster.
Like the Urakami, the Oda had decided to research Metal Working rather than Pottery, which left them with nothing to trade.
Miyoshi, on his way to the Southwest to see what was there, ran into that unit of Ainu Ashigaru he had earlier irritated. Apparently it forgot why it ran away the first time and attacked Miyoshi in April. They met exactly the same fate that all the other Ainu Ashigaru that had dared to attack Miyoshi met.
Miyoshi continued Southwest following the attack, and spotted in the distance some very, very dark green borders.
In July, the Western Ashigaru unit kept going West and saw more Ainu camps defended by Ashigaru in the Mountains, and one village, and the Eastern Ashigaru unit went up onto a hill that gave them a nice view of the area around the Oda capital of Nagoya... and made the worker they had look very, very vulnerable to capture from, say, a surprise attack by light blue wearing Sword Wielders led by the most awesome Daimyo ever. Not that they'd ever do anything like that, would they?
Miyoshi reached the dark green borders in January, 1457 and discovered that the inhabitants called themselves the Matsunaga, after their clan leader, Matsunaga Hisahida. They were about as technologically advanced as everyone else, and Miyoshi found them and their leader's name so uninteresting that he forgot to even use his mind powers to take a "screenshot" as he called it documenting the event of his meeting them.
Shortly after the meeting, he learned of what his two exploring Ashigaru units had found a few months ago. Like he always did, he ordered the Western One to walk into the possibly peaceful Ainu village, and it worked out well, as these Ainu decided giving the Ashigaru 25 gold sounded like a much better idea than trying to kill them, presumably because trying to kill them never worked.
As to the undefended Workers that the Oda had...
"It's just sad, those workers are just sitting around there and anyone could come in and take them. We'll have to, ahem, 'protect' them. Whether the Oda like it or not."
Following this notification to the Oda that their peasant worker group was now under Miyoshi command, the Ashigaru went down to the Workers to make sure they got that message, and to tell them to head Southwest towards Kyoto.
The Oda didn't even have a response to this when they got the chance, either because they were too scared to come fight the mighty powerful Miyoshi or because, more likely, they didn't actually have anybody in the area aside from a unit of Ashigaru defending Nagoya and Oda Nobunaga.
The Miyoshi Ashigaru decided in July that if the Oda military wasn't going to do anything about them and wasn't going to open peace talks, they might as well go wreck all the things around Nagoya that the Workers had built while still under Oda control. Which was, as far as they could tell, nothing other than a road and a mine to a wheaty area West of Nagoya, because 7 years isn't enough time to build much. Upon reaching that area, they were somewhat dismayed to see that the Oda had built another unit of Ashigaru in Nagoya, who they assumed at least attempt to kill them before they could destroy the road and mine.
But they assumed wrong, and the Ashigaru did nothing. Clearly the legend of the great and powerful Miyoshi was scaring them, which meant that it was pretty easy for the Miyoshi Ashigaru to pillage the road and mine in January, 1458.
A bit after that, the Western Explorers ran into another new clan that they had seen a year ago, owning light green borders. They called themselves the Mori, and were led by Mori Motonari, a name not as rhymingly funny as Miyoshi Nagayoshi, but was somewhat alliterative. Presumably, this meant that Mori Motonari would be as totally badass as Miyoshi. Sadly, they too had nothing to trade.
The Oda were still not willing to surrender but the Ashigaru outside of Nagoya both not getting attacked and not in a position to attack the city. They found this to be incredibly boring and pointless, and decided to go head North and explore more unexplored territory. To the South, Miyoshi Nagayoshi decided that there was nothing more to the South of the Matsunaga and turned around and went north, briefly irritating the Matsunaga by going through their territory.
In July, 1459, the Ashigaru formerly besieging Nagoya found, to the North of the Oda, yet more Ainu, and a clan that wore Red that they would try to get to. First, in January 1460, they ran into a village of Ainu, who evidently hadn't heard the stories of the awesomeness of the Miyoshi, and three units of their Ashigaru appeared, preparing to kill the Miyoshi Ashigaru.
Also in January 1460, a bunch of people in Kyoto decided that the city was getting too big, and that they wanted to go live somewhere else. They formed a group of Settlers, prepared to go somewhere else. They just hadn't decided where to go yet. There were a couple of decent locations for cities in their immediate surroundings, all of which they'd have to get to fairly soon if they didn't want to lose them to the Matsunaga, or the Oda, or the Urakami.
Heading Northeast might be a bit more dangerous cause, you know, the Oda were at war with them, but the Oda military seemed completely incapable of action and they could probably get a peace treaty going before too long anyway. So they headed Northeast, to try to get to a nice looking location near the lake and the ocean. But mostly because there was some Sake there, and they totally wanted that. So that's where they headed, and just to be safe, they took some Ashigaru with them for defense.
The Ainu that the Northern Ashigaru had disturbed all, strangely enough, ignored them and headed East, except for one unit, which attacked them. Considering the Ainu all died, they probably should have followed the other two and headed East.
Fresh off their victory, the Ashigaru kept going North in July, 1460 and met the Red-wearing Saito, led by Saito Tatsuoki. They appeared to be exactly the same as every other clan in Japan in every way- tech, approximate military strength, and all of that. Miyoshi scientists have yet to analyze the awesomeness of Saito Tatsuoki's name.
In January, 1461, the Oda finally realized that continuing to fight a war against the Miyoshi was pointless, which the Miyoshi had realized two years ago, and so the two were able to come to an agreement ending the pointless conflict, in which the Oda gave the Miyoshi all 10 of the gold they had in tribute.
The Settlers that had ventured Northeast were happy about this agreement, as around the time as it was being laid out, they were arriving in the location they had wanted to go to and putting the finishing touches on their shiny new city, Maizuru, a location near the edge of which now formed the Miyoshi-Oda border:
After the city was finished, they sent a letter to the government in Kyoto asking them to send some workers over there as soon as they could so that they could enjoy the Sake to the Northeast of Maizuru.
In April, A bit to the North, the exploring Miyoshi Nagayoshi was, for the umpteenth time, attacked by a unit of Ainu Ashigaru.
You guys will never learn, will you? he thought as he waited for them to come.
As he always did, he unleashed an epic amount of cool sword slices and martial arts moves to kick people in the head, then cut said head off. As always, it worked amazingly, and as always, he cut down his opponents by the dozen. But this time, it did not work flawlessly; one of the final Ashigaru managed to give him a small cut on his left arm.
"Impressive," said Miyoshi, "You're the first human who has ever managed to actually hurt me in a fight. You must be surprisingly awesome for a simple Ainu Swordsman. Who are you?"
The Swordsman replied, "My name is..." before having his head removed mid-sentence by Miyoshi's sword.
"I guess you weren't so awesome after all, or you would have realized that I can still attack you while you're talking."
In July, Miyoshi went up a Mountain to go see what a village of Ainu would offer him. Clearly they had either heard of his legends or watched him just completely destroy an entire unit of Ashigaru single-handedly, so they gave him 25 gold in tribute, either out of respect or out of fear. From atop the Mountain, he could see another Ainu Village and some Militaristic Ainu Camps, plus some Urakami Settlers who were completely undefended and, for obvious reasons, decided to run away to a safer area in October.
Miyoshi went to the other village in January, 1462, and this one evidently decided that fighting someone of his renown would be fun, and prepared three units of Ashigaru to do so. Maybe that there were two more Ainu Ashigaru units from... somewhere affected their decision.
"5 units of Ashigaru against me? Well, maybe I'll have to actually try for once."
It turned out that he would not have to actually try, as after the first two units of them attacked, and got slaughtered same as all the other Ainu that had ever attacked him, without so much as getting dirt on his robes, the others decided maybe attacking him would not be such a great idea.
"Aw, you guys scared of me? Yeah, that's right, run."
In January, 1463, Miyoshi heard that the Northern Ashigaru had discovered a lot more Ainu up there, and annoyed a few more of them when they went into a village, because apparently the Ainu are extremely bipolar and either give money to or attempt to kill anyone they meet.
He decided to go up there and join the fight. Maybe he'd run into another person who could lightly graze his arm again.