The Conspiracy Thread!

[Admiral Super]

* did not resign freely, he was forced to do so by a dark conspiracy because of his mental illness. they put him in a secret hospital in Memphis!

*, *, and * did it in a last ditch attempt to get him out of their way!

Anyone else have a conspiracy?

Aliens are controlling our goverment btw!

 

[disorganizer]

its true! they already infiltrated the forum! i wanted to post a reply in a critical thread and... it went to another thread! this is strange!

can you provide more detail please? how come gf was on some of the chats in the last days?

 

[Immortal]

they tried to kill me too!

 

[disorganizer]

and did you notice that they are trying to steal the nicks in the chat with a thing called "nickserv"? it always tries to force me to change my nick!

 

[Civanator]

The aliens haven't gotten to me y................... Ahhh!!!! they're attacking!!!!! Help!!! they're going for my computer!!!!! Where the heck is my scimitar!!! here it is Die scumbags!!! Ahh!!!! Lasers!!!! Help!!! Thank god for rockets!
[plasma] :rocket3:
[plasma] :rocket3:

Well they're dead now but i don't know when they'll come back. send some soldiers to my mansion in Civanatoria quick. I don't know how much time i have left!!

 

[SKILORD]

I'm VERY offended!

I would never do such a thing!

 

[Cyc]

Offended? Who said anything about offended? Do you mean offended offended or just offended? Quick, look behind you!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[eyrei]

I can say with all certainty that there are no aliens in Phoenatica. We are not hiding an alien spaceship or plotting with aliens to take over the world. You have nothing to worry about.

 

[Zur]

They secretly monitor my passwords with their advanced technology like radars and force me to enter chats as "copies" :vampire: of myself called Zur2, Zur3......

 

[Civanator]

if aliens aren't here then who attacked me? I'll take a look at the bodies....................................................................................................................... OH. I know who they are. They're Aztecs!!! They're so ugly i thought they were aliens .

 

[SKILORD]

if i wern't part of this "vast conspiracy" i'd say aliens got me..... but i can't. There are no Aliens and * is resigning freely!

 

[Plexus]

I must confess, the province of Ameri, is Phoenatica's shadow government. Oh yea, we are also not a democrasy, we are a communism.

 

[SKILORD]

*gasp!*

 

[Zur]

Wat iz diz ding "kommunixm"?

 

[Falcon02]

*Whipsers to himself*
Hmmm... what do I do now....
Soon these people will realize I'm allied with the Aliens and then my Military Research with them will be ruined, must solve this some how.....
Well, at least they don't know I'm in on it.... yet

 

[Civanator]

*In a telegraphik message to * *
Beware! I kan read mindz. If you dink anymore * I will expoze you!!!

 

[SKILORD]

hey alien dudes: you're with me on this upcoming electio right?
good to hear that

Mind readers back off!

 

[Eklektikos]

I categorically deny the accusations that I am planning to lead Asphinxia out of the republic and found a new Egyptian Empire! There is absolutely no truth in these rumours!!!!!

What? That's not the conspiracy this thread is about? oh... oops! umm... just carry on then... don't mind me....

Pharaoh *cough* sorry, Governor Eklektikos

 

[Admiral Super]

The conspiracy thread needs to help out the newspaper, tell about us in there!

New Conspiracy!
* is planning a millitary rebellion against the system that we all love, establishing a Millitary Dictatorship with himself at it's head.

Do you see how the origiinal conspiracy is playing ouyt? * could be Pres with * as his Domestic leader/VP! * is biding his time i suspect or the two afforementioned plotters have eliminated him already with their alien contacts.

 

[Admiral Super]

I retract any specific names noted herin, from herre on out i vow to keep specific people out of this.