The Damn Pizza on Earth -- A Two Sicilies Victoria II AAR

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The Best Damn Pizza on Earth
A Two Sicilies Victoria II AAR


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Flag of the Kingdom of Two Sicilies

Chapter 0 -- Prologue

The Kingdom of Two Sicilies is a very young kingdom by European standards. Some monarchies have existed for centuries on end, while the lowly Kingdom of Two Sicilies was formed in 1816 after the merger of the crowns of Naples and Sicily, after the Napoleonic Wars. The first monarch, the elderly Ferdinando I, died in 1825, leaving the throne for his son, Francesco I. Francesco I proved a rather incapable leader; he lived in luxury, surrounded by mistresses and soldiers, fearing that he would be assassinated any day. He died five years after ascending to the throne. Francesco I's son, Ferdinando II was rather popular, but unfortunately died (literally) in the eleventh hour on December 31st, 1835.

Now a new king ascended the throne the next day, January 1st, 1836. A young, svelte prince, Rinaldo, though only seventeen years old, promised the Sicilian people that things would change. Not only would he capitalize upon his father's and his grandfather's promises that Two Sicilies would become a great and noble superpower in the Mediterranean.

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Photograph of King Rinaldo I of Two Sicilies, seventeen
 
"The Damn Pizza on Earth"

What?
 
Chapter 1 -- 1836 to 1844

On the first day of being king, Rinaldo discovered that his father left Two Sicilies in a bit of a mess: the royal coffers were barely filled with any gold, industry of any sort was non existent, Sicilian prestige was low and the military was weak compared to neighbors.

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What God sees of Two Sicilies...nothing much.

First order of business was to examine the budget of the nation. Taxes among all the strata of society were at 50%, rather high for Rinaldo's taste. But nevertheless, there was a budget surplus of well over 60 ducats a day. So Rinaldo saw it was fit to increase the salaries of the clergy and of the bureaucrats in Two Sicilies. The new daily surplus was around 45 ducats a day.

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Pictured -- serious cash flow

Next order of business was to examine what new technologies were being research. He saw that strides in all fields of science have been made by his predecessors. But Rinaldo didn't feel that this was enough. He knew that nations, such as Great Britain, have entered a new age of humanities: The Romantic Age. Lured by increases to Sicilian prestige, Rinaldo decided it was worth to research new, aesthetically pleasing art, literature, and music.

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"He went like one that hath been stunned, and is of sense forlorn: a sadder and a wiser man he rose the morrow morn."

Politics in Two Sicilies were dominated by the Moderati, who controlled a whopping 85% of the Upper House. The Ristorazionista, although the royally appointed ruling party, controlled only 15% of the Upper House. There were few political freedoms in the Kingdom: voting was illegal, so were unions, and all political parties were banned.

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What gridlock?

Using what funds he could find in the royal treasury, Rinaldo wanted to use those funds to construct one of those newfangled 'factories.' But what exactly would it produce? He called a conference with his court and advisers to decide.

"What kind of factory should we construct?" said the king.

"Our factories can be used to produce anything you want to, sir!" said the royal treasurer.

"First on my list of favorite things is pizza; can we build a pizza factory?"

"Uh, if you don't mind, our financiers have deemed any sort of pizza factory doomed to fail. Our people simply crave hand-made pizzas!"

"I agree...how about number two on my list--women? ... Oh wait. Nevermind. Moving on to number three--wine?"

"Excellent choice, your highness! Wine is one of the most desired commodities in Europe right now, according to our traders abroad. Building a winery in Naples would definitely bring money our way. But, unfortunately, building the new winery in Naples will cost about 1600 ducats; most of our treasury."

"Hmm...that is quite unfortunate...but we must industrialize or be left in the dust!"

On the day, construction on the Cantina Reale began in Naples.

With everything settled, Rinaldo decided to unpause time, and let the nation go.

Very early on, intellectuals were questioning the rule of the king. Rinaldo's advisers informed him that Europe was entering an "Age of Liberalism".

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Liberalism? More like, Shmliberalism.​

After two short years, the Cantina Reale was completed in Naples. Soon, thousands of workers flocked to the factory to seek jobs. Ranks of workers began to work in the state-owned factory. However, the factory was actually draining the coffers of the state; the factory was unprofitable.

"What the hell is this?! You guys said that we would be swimming in money!!!" exclaimed the king.

"Be patient, your highness, these loses are just from hiring so many workers and furnishing the factory," calmly said an adviser.

"Very well..."

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A rocky start to industry in Two Sicilies.

But soon, the factory began to become profitable. Rinaldo jumped for joy and ordered two new factories: a cement factory in Sicilian Sicily, and a glass factory in Puglia.

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During the third year of Rinaldo's reign, the court informed the king of the advent of Romanticism. The king, emboldened by increases in industry, told the court to look into the idea of "railroads."

"I've been told by wanderers that these iron roads exist in France and in the United Kingdom. They look pretty cool and I want them."

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'Researching at the speed of a carriage!' will be soon obselete​

One month later, the court informed Rinaldo that Sicilian musicians have achieved renown for their 'Romantic music', earning the kingdom considerable prestige. As a celebration of this more-than-doubling of prestige, Rinaldo created The Royal Order of Francis I, earning the kingdom more prestige.

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Advances in music, as well as industry, have made Two Sicilies one of the most frequent queries in the libraries of Europe. Historians and politicians both have agreed that Two Sicilies is now a "world power," only four years into Rinaldo's reign.

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"One of the perks of being a world power is the ability to use our diplomats to influence other nations! Once we have achieved enough influence, we can claim these nations as our spheres of influence!" explained an adviser to Rinaldo.

"Very well," spoke the king, "I think that it would be best if we united all the nations of the peninsula, into one all-powerful state, to combat the pesky French and Austrians."

As a result, diplomats were sent to Lucca, Tuscany, Sardinia-Piedmont, the Papal States, Modena and Parma.

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Two Sicilies is the new nation on the block in terms of power​

In January 1841, Experimental Railroads finished being researched by Sicilian scientists. Soon, Rinaldo summoned the philosophers of Two Sicilies to inquire "Idealism".

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In March 1841, Sicilian Romantic writers received acclaim by lesser writers, bolstering prestige.

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By September 1841, railroads were being constructed all over the nation.

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With more and more of the Upper House turning their backs on the old order and turning to liberalism, Rinaldo decided to cool tensions between the liberal Reformisti and the Moderati and Restorazionista by allowing trade unions to appear. After a few years, all trade unions became legal in Two Sicilies.

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In January 1843, Sicilian painters are invited to an art exhibition. They won fourth place.

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March 1843 was a great time for Two Sicilies--Modena became part of the sphere of the kingdom.

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With tensions between the Reformisti and the Restorazionista at an all time high in the beginning of 1844, Rinaldo decided to appoint a new ruling party, the Moderati, to serve a intermediary between the two fringe parties.

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Soon thereafter, Sicilian philosophers learned the ways of idealism. Rinaldo called on economists to research "market structure".

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No matter what Rinaldo did, the Reformisti, and liberals at large, were extremely disappointed with status quo. Beginning in October 1844, large riots occurred in Sicilian cities everywhere. Bombings and other acts of terrorism exploded. Newspapers began to publish increasingly radical articles. It seemed to Rinaldo that this would be a battle to the death between the old guard, and the hip, new ideology. He didn't know which won would, let alone should, win this battle.

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"The Revolutions of 1844-1845 -- 'The Springtime of Nations'"​
 
Subscribe post.
 
If there's a revolt it'll be:

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Chapter 2 -- 1844 - 1866

The liberal unrest which began in November, 1844 ended in May 1846. These Revolutions of 1844-1846 yielded great changes in Two Sicilies. The king was no longer absolute; a Sicilian parliament was created to check his power. Moreover, a weak constitution now listed what he could and what he could not do. The new, more democratic Sicilian state now basked in the prestige of Prussian Constitutionalism.
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June 1846, Market Structure is researched, Ideological Thought, to gain one more national focus and gain plurality, is next.
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October 1847, the Sicilian economy experiences its largest growth ever. Taxes have been abolished, yet the treasury is expanding due to record income from tariffs.
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Also in October 1847, Two Sicilies gains its first sphere: Lucca.
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October 1848, Ideological Though is researched, next are Muzzle-loaded Rifles.
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November 1850, Muzzle-loaded Rifles are researched, next is Business Regulations (for increased diplomatic influence).
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December 1850, The Trattato di Napoli is signed, establishing a military alliance between the kingdoms of Prussian and Two Sicilies.
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September 1853, Business Regulations is researched, next is Market Regulations (for even more diplomatic influence...the "Diplomatic Grab-assing" for spheres is really annoying...)
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January 1854, Papal States falls into our sphere. Four Italian states remain outside Sicilian influence.
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April 1856, Parma is sphered. Halfway there. (OOC - I forgot to take pictures of when I sphered Sardinia-Piedmont, Tuscany and Modena, but those happened in the next seven or so years.)
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June 1857, Market Regulations is researched, next is Positivism (since my literacy is crap, and literacy greatly increases your research rate).
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August 1860, Positivism is researched, and now I really start focusing on industrialization. I changed my administration from 'Traditional Academia' to 'Cooperative Industrialization'. This gives me a +15% bonus for researching industry techs, +5% for commerce, but negative bonuses for land, navy and culture techs. So note in the next few pictures at my steadily increasing industry score (top left, next to the little factory). First is the Practical Steam Engine.
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Next is Mechanical Production in January 1861.
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Start Clean Coal in August 1862.
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Start Early Railroad in February 1864.
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Start Medicine in August 1865.
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Meanwhile...The Nord Deutscher Bund, formerly Prussia, declares war on the Austrian and French alliance (and is doing remarkably well).
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Sooooo Rinaldo declares war on Austria in December 1864, forcing them to fight a two front war (with already mobilized troops fighting the Northern Germans in Bohemia).
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The war goes swimmingly, with the Italian Coalition capturing Austrian Northern Italy and Austria relinquishing control of Lombardia on February 4, 1866.
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Avanti Italia!
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Italia Irredenta!
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Screenshot of my provincial industries (Sicily proper already has EIGHT factories! :eek:. Most of the rest of Italy has been unaffected by industrialization). Also note that my industrial score is now a whopping 220!
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Aaaand the political situation after the Revolutions of 1844-1846 and Unification.
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Next - Can the North catch up with the South in industry? Will Italia irredenta liberate their brothers under Austrian rule?

OOC - Sorry for the really boring update. But it was a really boring 22 years. :p
 
Great stuff, keep it coming! Don't worry about getting photos of everything ;)
 
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