The End of the World Theory

[Alpha Killer II]

Ok, well my theory on the end of world starts out like this...
China's pollution is 2nd most in the world (With USA as first) and estimated 3 years that pollution will surpass USA, but problems wit pollution (Such as the Gobi Desert gettin closer and closer to Beijing (Which is already less than 50 miles away from Downtown Beijing) Will force China to invade neighboring countries to get more land for farms and industries (I Think the country China will invade next is Mongolia, im pretty sure) Then USA, as always, will "liberate" the Country China Invaded, Russia will sometime get all angry at America for puttin the Anti-Nuke Shield around the Russian Borders, forcing them to go to desperate Measures, causin World War III, and well, this is my theory on how the End of the World is gonna occur (if the asteroid dont hit us in 2012)

And Alas, I would love to hear ur End of the World Theory, plz tell

 

[Azale]

Beijing wont invade Mongolia...why would they do that, to gain MORE desert? And why do you put quotations over "liberate"? I think if China just randomly invaded Mongolia, if you took it back and restored the government that would be a liberation.

Russia is not going to nuke us over the nuke shield. It's a power ploy by Putin to make his people follow him in a nationalist fervor. That situation is mostly diffused for now anyway.

I just don't see the world ending with nukes, although the scenario for accidental launching (Russia's systems are very old and outdated) is suprisingly high. Asteroids still frighten me more, I've been watching those docudramas on asteroids since I was 7.

 

[BEHIND_THE_MASK]

Alpha Killer, allow me to explain to you how the world is really gonna end:

THE SUNS GONNA GO BOOM

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Are you sure the OMG SECRET NAZI ROBOT RICHARD SIMMONS! isn't going to devour the world?

 

[ParkCungHee]

I thought it went like this

Spoiler :

Hokay. so. here is the earth.
s'chillin. damn, that is a sweet earth you might say. ROUND!

alright, ruling out the ice caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer leaving and the sun exploding, we are definitely going to blow ourselves up.

hokay so basically we've got
China France India Israel Pakistan Russia the UK and US. with nukes.
we've got about 26 hundred more than anybody else, whatever. hanyway
one day we decides those Chinese sons of a . .. .. .. .. .es are going down.

So we launch a nuke at china.
while its on its way china is like
". .. .. .. . . .. .. .. . who the . .. .. .. . is shooting us... oh well, fire missiles!"

Then France is like
". .. .. .. . guys, we got the missiles are coming, fire our . .. .. .. ."
"but i am le tired."
"well have a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!"

Meanwhile Australia is down there like 'WTH mates ^^'

India Israel and Pakistan launch their . .. .. .. ., so now we've got missiles flying everywhere passing each other.

Russia's like "AHH motherland"

Then England is like
"Its about that time eh chaps?... Right o"

So now the US is like ". .. .. .. . we're dumb asses"
Canada is like 'whats going on EH?'
Australia is still like "WTH ^^"
mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor is like 'well . .. .. .. . that.'

So now we've got nuclear winter.
everyone is dead except Australia.
And they're still like 'WTH?'
But they'll be dead soon. . .. .. .. .ing kangaroos

 

[Orthodox Warior]

What about global warming? That sounds like a possible scenario.

 

[Captain2]

foolish, we all know the earth will end when a giant snake bites its own tail

 

[civverguy]

The world will end in 2012 AD according to the Mayans.

 

[bombshoo]

wow this is just asking to be locked at this point.

 

[LightSpectra]

The world will end in 2012 AD according to the Mayans.

No, the world will end according to some people's interpretations of the Mayan calendar. There is no archaeological evidence to suggest the Mayans believed in some sort of apocalypse on December 21, 2012.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

I thought it went like this

Spoiler :

Hokay. so. here is the earth.
s'chillin. damn, that is a sweet earth you might say. ROUND!

alright, ruling out the ice caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer leaving and the sun exploding, we are definitely going to blow ourselves up.

hokay so basically we've got
China France India Israel Pakistan Russia the UK and US. with nukes.
we've got about 26 hundred more than anybody else, whatever. hanyway
one day we decides those Chinese sons of a . .. .. .. .. .es are going down.

So we launch a nuke at china.
while its on its way china is like
". .. .. .. . . .. .. .. . who the . .. .. .. . is shooting us... oh well, fire missiles!"

Then France is like
". .. .. .. . guys, we got the missiles are coming, fire our . .. .. .. ."
"but i am le tired."
"well have a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!"

Meanwhile Australia is down there like 'WTH mates ^^'

India Israel and Pakistan launch their . .. .. .. ., so now we've got missiles flying everywhere passing each other.

Russia's like "AHH motherland"

Then England is like
"Its about that time eh chaps?... Right o"

So now the US is like ". .. .. .. . we're dumb asses"
Canada is like 'whats going on EH?'
Australia is still like "WTH ^^"
mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor is like 'well . .. .. .. . that.'

So now we've got nuclear winter.
everyone is dead except Australia.
And they're still like 'WTH?'
But they'll be dead soon. . .. .. .. .ing kangaroos

I forgot about that.

 

[Knight-Dragon]

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