The Evolution Game

The Neron tribe would like to know how the Foot Clan got all the way across thousands of miles of land and/or water and return with all their stuff.
CONTINENTAL DRIFT :smug:
 
The Onowio invent the Phalanx formation.
 
The Onowio invent the Bird killing weapon called a slingshot.
 
Seron The Undead would like you to know that his tribe has come alive as zombies and merged with the other zombie clan, doubling its population.
 
The banhammer secret weapon comes upon all those civilizations who have more than 20000 population. I give everyone else a chance to redeem themselves. Reset time score back to when somebody discovered the Judaism. Joecoolyo, you are OUT.

Hmm... I'd like to debate this. I explained how my tribe grew massive, it was a form of evolution that rocketed my tribe from small beginnings into a large empire esque country. Because of pillagers from the north coming and trying to kill my tribe. My people then started to build weapons. When that didn't stop them. We settled houses and built walls around our community to stop the invaders. When that didn't stop them, we started to form a small army to try and repel them. When that didn't stop them, we invaded them, taking and killing their small tribe. And of course my people liked this idea of "conquering" and started to try and do this to other tribes across the area. Of course to protect themselves, the other tribes started to take our idea of building cities with walls, which of course didn't repel our growing army. And instead of just getting slaves and manpower, we started to get cities. Which of course just ended up fueling our growing empire.
And all of that accelerated evolution happened because some lowly invaders wanted some of our stuff :p. It makes sense.
 
The Onowio invent the spear by putting an arrow-head on a stick.
 
The Onowio meet the Iroqouis,war starts because Iroqouis ambassador tell Onowia that here spear is blunt,thus causing her to say "What? My spear is blunt? Here, let me test it..."
 
The battle of present-day Albany

Onowio

Led by Chieftain Taft

100 Spearman
50 Slingshot-men

Iroqouis

Led by Chieftain Shenandoah

100 Braves

Pyrrhic victory to Onowio

Losses

76 Onowio Spearmen
12 Onowio Slingshot-men
82 Iroquois Braves
 
Seron The Undead would like you to know that his tribe has come alive as zombies and merged with the other zombie clan, doubling its population.

The Clan of the Dead wonders how such a large clan managed to travel all the way to their land (in Transylvania) to try and merge with the Clan.

Anyway, they too invent the spear after one zombie finds a long stick and puts a bit of flint on the top. They call it the "Brain Poker" because that's a good use of it to get to the target's brains and again, because zombies can't name for crap.
Eye Pokers are used in the armies with the Brains Choppers, making a formidable military even more formidable.
 
Somebody needs to keep track of territorial gains.
 
The Pol tribe expands into East Germany. Not alot of it though. Our population is now 189, at last count.
 
The Clan of the Dead wonders how such a large clan managed to travel all the way to their land (in Transylvania) to try and merge with the Clan.

We're zombies, we have lots of endurance. Besides we were in MidEast, not too awful far away.
 
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