The future according to John Titor

Please pardon my bad English. We are trained to speak 2100. To make myself understood, I will speak simple. I hope you understand what I say.

"John Titor" was a mind criminal. He was not sane. He believed that the World had been near destroyed by violence, appearance of which was in his own mind. You will be pleased to hear great disasters are not coming. He escaped from a camp in the year 2358. Authority found one Time Machine was missed. He has not been seen in Set Continuum. Authority decided that he had dropped out of time. It is news to us that he has been as far left as 2000, or even 1975. He must have died, being he has disappeared from both, Set Continuum and your pre-Time. Authority regrets loss of Time Machine.

Any claims which John Titor made to have knowing about the future were developed from his own outlaw mind. Machine John showed was sure not Time Machine. You know this. Time Machine is very simple on outside, like car or plane in pre-Time is simple. Rider of car or plane does not know how engine works. He just rides to destination. Same with Time Machine. But nobody knows how they work. Knowing of working Time Machine is gone. We just ride.

You should not believe "John Titor". I will not be able to tell as much. I cannot be always speak truth. But you should believe most of what I say.

My name is sure not Sala Ictar. It is my made name for this pre-Time trawl. For reasons of safeness I will not reveal my identity or space. I am a studier who is trained to study pre-Time on the left fringe of the Set Continuum. I have a small knowing of simple tools like internet, telephone, or other pre-Time tools. I am in now, 2004, to gather historical data. I will answer questions if simple. This pre-Time trawl is to 10 May 2004. We are most early English pre-Time trawl I know of. By Authority, I say. If you are right, John Titor has brought a Time Machine to 1975, may be more left. Next most early trawl, ridden by my friends in studier group, is may be in 2023. Times not as interesting then as now in 2004.

Trawls are not often in pre-Time. We prefer to not cause pre-Time changes. One, we do not know what may happen if we disturb pre-Time with violence. Perhaps when we return to Set Continuum, it will no longer be there. Not good. Two, we ride trawls only in very early pre-Time, years two thousand to two thousand one hundred. We do not ride them into times more close to right wall of pre-Time and left wall of Set Continuum, which is around when I can not say, but left of 2300. It is very dangerous, may be altering coming of Time Machines and Set Continuum it self, to visit Rift time.

Most good, is to behave in unexpected, some time silly ways. Like to rent beach house for a month to study 2004 pre-Time, or to gather historical data on small Internet sites and discussions, or to talk with people on street to gather data. For sure, no person will believe these things. For sure, they say, Time Machine riders will ride to lawn of White House or Kremlin, take many photographs, ask for library of books and leave. Like tourist may be. This way is more good for we can study you with no fear of being believed when we say we are Time Machine riders. Good!
 
By speaking, Civ is good [how do you think I discovered this Internet site?] but method is primitive and model of history is may be disturbing to persons from Set Continuum. History, for sure, does not exist there, as you understand.
 
Originally posted by SuperBeaverInc.
Canadians? Ruthless? :rotfl:

Suppose it depends on your perception. Canadians did react to an American invasion by capturing US territory - victory all theirs.

Never under estimate the friendly neighbours ;)
 
Originally posted by SuperBeaverInc.
Canadians? Ruthless? :rotfl:

I was wondering how long it would take before someone responded to one of those comments. I made sure that was in there for you Canadians.

Now how about them Australians...
 
Australians are rational and open minded. I'm sure they "had" great reason for adopting their political stance ;)

Maybe the arrogant Americans tried invading Canada again... third time lucky... and this upset Commonwealth brothers in Australia :p
 
No doot aboot it, Canadians are ruthless, eh? Do people actually believe this crap? Its bad enough we waste so much time online, imagine how pathetic if we had the ability to time travel and we still sat on our asses all day posting cryptic messages in internet forums?:lol:
 
Yeah, Im going to build a time machine so I can go back in time a few years and freak out people on forums:lol: To hell with that. Id go back 10,000 years and set myself up as the Grand High Muckety Muck of Ugville.
 
The only way a civil war is possible in the US is if theres a major terrorist attack and Bush tries to use it as a pretext to become a dictator.
 
So "Sala Ictar", how's Bosnia doing in the year 2358 :p? It does still exist right? And why are you playing Civ 3 instead of Civ 236 or something?
 
Im channeling Sala Ictar:

In the year 2358 Bosnia will corner the market on riboflavin and polysorbate 80. There will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth.
 
Originally posted by Sala Inctar
Trawls are not often in pre-Time. We prefer to not cause pre-Time changes. One, we do not know what may happen if we disturb pre-Time with violence. Perhaps when we return to Set Continuum, it will no longer be there. Not good. Two, we ride trawls only in very early pre-Time, years two thousand to two thousand one hundred.

Originally from dictionary.com
8 entries found for trawl.
trawl ( P ) Pronunciation Key (trôl)
n.
A trawl net.
See setline.

v. trawled, trawl·ing, trawls
v. tr.
To catch (fish) with a trawl.

v. intr.
To fish with a trawl.
To troll.

;)
 
Originally posted by Dumb pothead
Im channeling Sala Ictar:

In the year 2358 Bosnia will corner the market on riboflavin and polysorbate 80. There will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Forget that, I'm wondering about more important matters... such as if we ever win the European championship :D
 
I actually read his entire website long ago. At first he was intereseting, but soon it became apparent he was just a loser with nothing else to do, and hardly a good imagination.

He was really a right leaning, angry Libertarian, who subscribed to many of his mother's and father's beliefs. Angry, as am I, still, about Waco Texas and Ruby ridge, the Democrat arm of the police state.
 
@CivCube,

Please pardon my bad English. We are trained to speak 2100.

And then CivCube looks up words on the (2004) Dictionary.com? :lol:
 
2000 edition, actually. :D
 
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