Don't know if this has been posted yet... my eyes began bleeding around page 5 so I skipped the last 6 or so. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are out camping overnight in a tent. In the middle of the night, Watson hears Holmes calling him. He looks up and sees Holmes sitting up, staring upwards. Without looking at Watson, Holmes asks him. "Tell me... what do you think of the stars?" "Oh? Well, errm, I think they're quite nice. You don't get stars like this in London..." Holmes is looking at Watson. Watson becomes uncomfortable. "Did I miss something?" "Watson, you idiot, someone stole our tent." Yess! I managed to insert a PG rated joke into an non-rated thread.