#~~ The HEhe HAha Joke Thread ~~#
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echinococcus
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All the enverving complaining should be moved to a seperate thread 
classical_hero
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Here is another variations of that joke.
A female officer arrests a drunk. She says to him, "Anything you say will be taken down." His reply is, "Panties."
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KaiserElectric
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A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse mis-steps and jostles the man's wife. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to the horse, and stares into its eyes. Finally, he states, "That's one." The man remounts his horse and they continue their ride.
A bit further down the path, the woman's horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, "That's two!" He returns to his saddle and they move on.
As the afternoon sun began to set, the woman's horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to the woman's horse, and helps his wife out of the saddle the man. Moving to the front of the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, "That's three," removes a pistol from his vest, and shots the horse dead.
The woman, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to her husband, "That's terrible, why would you do such a thing!"
The man stares at his wife and firmly says, "That's one!"
Don't screw with this guy!!!
A bit further down the path, the woman's horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, "That's two!" He returns to his saddle and they move on.
As the afternoon sun began to set, the woman's horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to the woman's horse, and helps his wife out of the saddle the man. Moving to the front of the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, "That's three," removes a pistol from his vest, and shots the horse dead.
The woman, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to her husband, "That's terrible, why would you do such a thing!"
The man stares at his wife and firmly says, "That's one!"
Don't screw with this guy!!!
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That was not funny.
salty mud
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It is quite funny.
What did Hitler say in Prague in 1939? Czech Mate.
What did Hitler say in Prague in 1939? Czech Mate.
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There were once two farmers who lived next door to each other. One day, a hen layed and egg directly on the border between the two farms. The two farmers weren't exactly friends, so they disputed who should get the egg.
"I know!" the first farmer said. "We'll do 'hits' for the egg."
"Hits?" the second farmer asked. "What's hits?"
"It's easy. I'll hit you first, then you'll hit me, and it will go back and forth until one of us gives in," the first farmer explained.
"Okay, sounds good," said the second farmer. "You go first."
The first farmer looked around and found a wooden plank on the ground. He took the plank and whacked the second farmer hard. The second farmer fell backwards, stunned by the blow. He slowly got up and said, "Okay, it's MY turn..."
"Keep the stupid egg," the first farmer said.
Don't get it.
There were once two farmers who lived next door to each other. One day, a hen layed and egg directly on the border between the two farms. The two farmers weren't exactly friends, so they disputed who should get the egg.
"I know!" the first farmer said. "We'll do 'hits' for the egg."
"Hits?" the second farmer asked. "What's hits?"
"It's easy. I'll hit you first, then you'll hit me, and it will go back and forth until one of us gives in," the first farmer explained.
"Okay, sounds good," said the second farmer. "You go first."
The first farmer looked around and found a wooden plank on the ground. He took the plank and whacked the second farmer hard. The second farmer fell backwards, stunned by the blow. He slowly got up and said, "Okay, it's MY turn..."
"Keep the stupid egg," the first farmer said.
He just wanted to opportunity to club him in the face, not actually planning to play the game.
Veritass
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It is sort of like:
"I'll bet you a nickel that if you give me a quarter, I'll give you a dollar."
[Take quarter.]
"Oh, sorry, I lose the bet. Here's your nickel."
"I'll bet you a nickel that if you give me a quarter, I'll give you a dollar."
[Take quarter.]
"Oh, sorry, I lose the bet. Here's your nickel."
I know some people who would probably fall on that. Gotta try.
dwaxe
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How many blonde jokes are there?
None, they're all true.
None, they're all true.
dwaxe
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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's the difference between a baby and a Ferrari?
I don't use pitchforks on Ferraris.
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I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's the difference between a baby and a Ferrari?
I don't use pitchforks on Ferraris.
Moderator Action: No more dead babies jokes, pls. Warned. Thx. - KD
Please read the forum rules: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=422889
salty mud
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Will people stop these dead baby jokes? I don't find them funny at all.
uat2d
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Veritass
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Or at least get them right! The joke is:
Q. What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
A. You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Moderator Action: Same for you. Pls stop these kinds of jokes. - KD
Please read the forum rules: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=422889
Q. What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
A. You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Moderator Action: Same for you. Pls stop these kinds of jokes. - KD
Please read the forum rules: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=422889
echinococcus
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I find those damn funny and thanks! But just go back a few pages, laugh at mine and hit the edit-button 
uat2d
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you're sick!!!
and this is not a joke!!!
and this is not a joke!!!
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