Mise
isle of lucy
Would be funnier if it was actually a black man instead of a bear.
In a plane with only 2 parachutes, there are Michael Jackson, a nun, a business man, a bunch of orphans, and the pilot. When the plane starts to crash, the pilot takes one of the parachutes and jumps. The business man reaches for the other parachute, but the nun says, "What are you doing?"
"Getting out of here!" the man shouts back.
"What about the children?" says the nun.
"**** the children!" the businessman says, and jumps.
Michael Jackson asks, "Do we have time?"
What's the difference between the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Ancient Aliens?
Spoiler :One of them's a hilarious sci-fi comedy involving aliens and outer space, while the other is a book/radio series by Douglas Adams.
A: "I made $100.05 last week sucking dick."
B: "Who gave you the nickel?"
A: "They all did."
Nah, just me trying to translate the punchline in a sufficiently short manner.That must have some local meaning to it.