The Island Game

[Tee Kay]

Selachima refuses to recognize this new "nation" of "Technantis" and will continue to do so until this self-proclaimed President William J. Bryan and his so-called government issue an apology for the grievous mental harm caused by their abomination (namely, one JPEG map) and post a PNG map.

The military of Selachima has been mobilized and is on full alert.

King Nathalos of Andara is beginning research on the Military Laser, which he will hope to equip his tanks with.
He is also willing to give a gift to some of the other nations, to make them... happier about his nation's Fascism.

We do not make deals with the enemies of freedom.

 

[aronnax]

Aronnax has more than one island, if you look closely.

Thats where all the Condoms are made.

The Kingdom of Gays and Lesbians has now shortened its name to the Gayest Kingdom.

The Kingdom believes that the Embargo against Technantis is unnecessary and suggests to the New Britons to drop the embargo for peace. Similarly the Kingdom has stretched out its hands to the Techtanans in the proposition of trade between the two nations. My Strobe disco lights and farthy art pieces for your newest advances in cyborgs.
The Kingdom will also recognise Technantis but pressures it to post a PNG map for the sake of world piece.

The Kingdom also announces that this year has been a good harvest year or as his Majesty Ken Doll V said "fabulous baby fabulous".

 

[cardgame]

The Scribbling Society is a peaceful and prosperous nation. It is a constitutional monarchy with a Parliament and also a Supreme Leader, but none of its laws can be passed without 55% or more of the population's vote, and that is after, of course, the Proposers and Naysayers have voted on the legislature and passed it. Which never happens. The Proposers of Parliament create the laws, and the Naysayers generally try to turn these laws down. These are the two political parties of the Scribbling Society.

National law ensures that voting is done fairly. You simply write your name with all your information on it (id numbers etc. etc.) and drop it in one box, of however many boxes there are, one for each candidate. None of these boxes have a candidate's name on them.

Also, the candidates are selected randomly from all members of both parties, the Proposers and the Naysayers,

This ensures that the Scribbling Society is eternally !@#$ed up.

However, none of the populace particularly care, as their #1 concern is drawing works of art, not by any method nor madness, but simply by scribbling and then checking to see if they have produced anything worthwhile.


I hope you like my country

Spoiler :

 

[Perfection]

Xox Xooklia will be friends with TSS provided they host a ragin' party!

 

[cardgame]

Xox Xooklia will be friends with TSS provided they host a ragin' party!

All right, but we get to host it, in a 10,000 square foot building wallpapered with the produce of TSS's greatest artists.

 

[Tee Kay]

Selachima will come too!

Nothing like communists to spice up a party!

 

[KaiserElectric]

The Republic of Technantis would like to point out that the embargo involving New Britain is wholly ineffective, since no trade agreement currently exists between the two nations.

President Bryan would also like to state that Technantis is not interested in purchasing Military Laser technology from Andara, mostly because the Republic of Technantis is already about two turns away from completing the technology p), but also because the country finds the facism of the island "unappealing"

The Republic of Technantis would also (also) like to accept the trade agreement between Technantis and Gayest Kingdom.

Spoiler :

Finally, President Bryan would like to announce that, this weekend, the populace of Technantis will be holding their annual "Year of Technology Festival". In accordance with the nation's tradition, the Republic will temporarily isolate itself from foreign policy until the festival is over.
(ie I'm going on vacation and won't be back until around Tuesday.)

 

[aronnax]

We are happy that Technantis has open trade with us. Let us play ball and sing Kumbaya.



The Kingdom has issued a new map for the world to use. However, due to the interesting shape of the Andara Island, it was left out of the update.

I propose that the world will sign a treaty that agrees we use military force on any island that still lags in the wrong format. However, that is after much discussion and that the nation is given time to correct the flaw.

Treaty of Viva La Gaygas:

Invasion of non-Format Compiling
Signatures: King Ken Doll (TGK)

 

[Bratmon]

Moneta island is a very prosperous island. It was just another wasteland until the first scouts found a unique energy source. This power source was found to create power with no pollution whatsoever.

Soon the first colonists landed there and started building generators. The resource, named Bratium, required almost no energy to extract, so only the brightest minds were sent there. Soon, the people set up their own government and demanded independence.

The mother nation gave in once their energy reserves died. Now, Moneta is an advanced, prosperous nation. They are a democracy and the quality of life is great, thanks to the numerous robots that serve their needs. They have an average army composed entirely of robots.

They have a few other exports than energy, but not a lot. They also have a very advanced space program, and transmit energy to satellites by the weird giant elliptical transmitter thing.

 

[W|M]

West Teklneronus. (A medium black 'T' just above the yellow nation).

A Socialist utopia ruled by the Great Council, who have elected Comrade Hugo Almondson. Thanks to huge copper, silver, gold, oil, gem and platinum reserves, the country is extremely rich. The military is tiny but extremely advanced (The 2nd most advanced, in fact), and there is a really advanced space program, including the most advanced space ships, satellites and probes in the world, thanks to an obscene amount of spies. It also has enough nuclear weapons to destroy the world over 100 times over. It uses solar- and water-power.

 

[Bratmon]

^
Draw it yourself

 

[Perfection]

A Medium black T for west india man:

 

[Seon]

nonono mr. West India Man. No Weapons of Mass destruction according to therules.
(sorry. couldn't resist)

 

[Tee Kay]

Selachima would like to open trade relations with West Teklneronus and Moneta.

Also, the people of Selachima is grateful for the new map and is more than willing to sign the Treaty of Viva la Gaygas.

Treaty of Viva La Gaygas:

Invasion of non-Format Compiling
Signatures: King Ken Doll (TGK), Chief Consul James Brierley (Republic of Selachima)

 

[KaiserElectric]

President Bryan has agreed to sign the Treaty of Viva la Gaygas.

Signatures (Viva la Gaygas): King Ken Doll (TGK), Chief Consul James Brierley (Republic of Selachima), President William J. Bryan (Republic of Technantis)

President Bryan, as his last foreign policy act before the festival, would also like to propose another treaty for all nations to sign: The Open Market Treaty. All signers of the treaty will immediately join the other signers in a free trade agreement for the purpose of creating an economic bind between the nations. Should a nation wish to end trade with one nation it shares the pact with, it may do so without penalty and continue to trade with all the other nations, but they will have to remove their name from the treaty.

Signatures (Open Market): President William J. Bryan (Republic of Technantis)

 

[cardgame]

President Bryan has agreed to sign the Treaty of Viva la Gaygas.

Signatures (Viva la Gaygas): King Ken Doll (TGK), Chief Consul James Brierley (Republic of Selachima), President William J. Bryan (Republic of Technantis), Supreme Leader Crazyeyes (The Scribbling Society)



Signatures (Open Market): President William J. Bryan (Republic of Technantis), Supreme Leader Crazyeyes (The Scribbling Society)

The most benevolent and magnanimous Supreme Leader of The Scribbling Society would like to sign said treaties.

TSS would also like to announce a new industry unrelated to art; Ceramics!
Some members of TSS seem to reject drawing in scribbles and strive for beauty in all things, not randomness. These dissenters have been relocated () and now create pottery for the nation. Much of this pottery is available for export, because the average Citizen has no room for such frivolities in their houses.

 

[Bratmon]

President Mon signs both treaties.

Signatures
Open Market: President William J. Bryan (Republic of Technantis), Priesident Brat Mon (Moneta island)

Viva la Gaygas: King Ken Doll (TGK), Chief Consul James Brierley (Republic of Selachima), President William J. Bryan (Republic of Technantis), Priesident Brat Mon (Moneta island)

 

[cardgame]

President Mon signs both treaties.

Signatures
Open Market: President William J. Bryan (Republic of Technantis), Supreme Leader Crazyeyes (The Scribbling Society), Priesident Brat Mon (Moneta island)

Viva la Gaygas: King Ken Doll (TGK), Chief Consul James Brierley (Republic of Selachima), President William J. Bryan (Republic of Technantis), Supreme Leader Crazyeyes (The Scribbling Society), Priesident Brat Mon (Moneta island)

Hey don't forget mine

 

[aronnax]

The highest order of gayest has decided to join the free market treaty.
We have recognise the new nations of Moneta and West Telk*. But we raise concerns of the Moneta peninsula closests to our lands in the Gay Kingdom. We fear that it may be used for military purposes against our kingdom and we strongly hope that no military activity will be detected.

The King has requested that signers of the Viva La Gaygas, meet in the capital of the Gay Kingdom, Lost Angels, to discuss about the uncompliance of the the Anada Island in failing to comply with format standards. We need to keep the illusion of nationhood running.

 

[W|M]

West Teklnerocus signs every treaty offered to them.