The Island Game

King Nathalos at first refuses to accept the free market treaty, however, after being pressured by his advisors, and after multiple executions, decides it is worthless arguing and, ruefully, signs the free market treaty. The Military laser has also been completed.

There has also been Hunanic activity, including a terrorist bombing of the Capital City of Andara, Sanna.
 


Name: KillFirelandiumiatanyasa

KillFirelandiumiatanyasa is an island stongly trained in millitary combat. Most of the people on KillFirelandiumiatanyasa are ninjas. It's main export is apples. The shape of the island is famous for looking like nothing. At all. In any way.
 
kill fire said:
The shape of the island is famous for looking like nothing. At all. In any way.

no, dude, that's my island the yellow one :)
 
This is an ultimatum from the Republic of Selachima to KillFirelandiumiatanyasa.

Fix the map or the world's strongest air force will descend upon your nation.

Your ninjas don't fly, do they?
 
We back up Selachima's ultimatum.
 
Supreme Leader Crazyeyes will send the might of his armies in random circles on your island if you do not change the format.
 


The Inhabitants of the island of Trearshaunosubykalzocmiwdofighuimpngquackivixizisj had orignally come there as refugees from some other island (not on the current map, I might make it from a nation someone else creates in the future), and wondered about the curiously circural lake and island at the center of the island of Trearshaunosubykalzocmiwdofighuimpngquackivixizisj. When they finally went to the island, they found that it contained a dimensional portal that would allow them to bring things in from other dimensions. The circular lake was a result of the previous inhabitants of the island of Trearshaunosubykalzocmwidofighuimpngquackivixizisj accidentally making something that destroyed them and and made the lake and island. Because of the portal, they thought they would instantly become the most powerful nation in the world. However, the things they got from the dimensional portal often proved to be useless, at least in their hands, although they did get quite a bit of useful things. As a result, they have a great standard of living and are one of the wealthiest countries on the planet, and some random pieces of technology. They, are, however, backwards in plenty of areas, and their democratic government is often prone to being endlessly bureaucratic and frequently corrupt. Also, arguments over the portal are frequent.

Anyway:

Nation Name, that you can call me by so you don't have to use the extremely long island name: Republic of Trichomedia
Leader: President <Insert Name Here>
Capital City: Trichome, on the island at the center of the lake
Largest City: Kintolagi
Government: Democracy, American-Style (Or, in other words, crappy)
Population: 165,783,249 (As of 2015 Census)
Military: Only 1 million soldiers, but well equipped with laser guns and random Sci-Fi tech

Trichomedia signs the treaties. We also point out that President Bryan of Technatis is a hypocrite on the PNG thing (You used JPEG too), and puts forth a motion that Andara shall be embargoed unless it makes a PNG map.

Signatures
Open Market: President William J. Bryan (Republic of Technantis), Supreme Leader Crazyeyes (The Scribbling Society), Priesident Brat Mon (Moneta island), President <Insert Name Here> (Trichomedia), King Nathalos (Andara- He signed the treaty, too, in post 41)

Viva la Gaygas: King Ken Doll (TGK), Chief Consul James Brierley (Republic of Selachima), President William J. Bryan (Republic of Technantis), Supreme Leader Crazyeyes (The Scribbling Society), Priesident Brat Mon (Moneta island), President <Insert Name Here> (Trichomedia)

Embargo against Andara:
President <Insert Name Here> (Trichomedia)
 
The Scribbling Society welcomes the Republic of Trichomedia to the world.

The Scribbling Society would also like to propose a new bit of international legislature:

Passport-Free Borders.

Supreme Leader Crazyeyes would like to mention that TSS may never sign this treaty (or others) as a cause of our insane beaurucracy (see first post by me in this thread) which to undergo change, must vote with a 90% majority.
 
The Republic of Trichomedia thanks The Scribbling Society for their welcome and would like to begin trade relations, in the name of weirdly-shaped islands and incompetent government.
 
My bullets are so random, ninjas can't avoid them, if it's headed close to the ninja. ;)

Just a warning.
 
The National Assembly has decided after a long deliberation to join the Open Markets Treaty as well as declare its wishes to ratify the Passport-Free Borders Treaty... as soon as another nation signs it.

Signatures
Open Market: President William J. Bryan (Republic of Technantis), Supreme Leader Crazyeyes (The Scribbling Society), Priesident Brat Mon (Moneta island), President <Insert Name Here> (Trichomedia), King Nathalos (Andara- He signed the treaty, too, in post 41), Chief Consul James Brierley (Republic of Selachima)

Viva la Gaygas: King Ken Doll (TGK), Chief Consul James Brierley (Republic of Selachima), President William J. Bryan (Republic of Technantis), Supreme Leader Crazyeyes (The Scribbling Society), Priesident Brat Mon (Moneta island), President <Insert Name Here> (Trichomedia)

Embargo against Andara:
President <Insert Name Here> (Trichomedia), Chief Consul James Brierley (Republic of Selachima)

Passport-Free Borders:
Chief Consul James Brierley (Republic of Selachima)
 
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