The Island Game

[aronnax]

King Nathalos proposes an International Trade Treaty, where all nations may freely trade with each other.

King Ken Doll ask King Nathalos, why we need an International Trade Treaty when we already have an open market treaty, which you penned.

Open Market: President William J. Bryan (Republic of Technantis), Supreme Leader Crazyeyes (The Scribbling Society), Priesident Brat Mon (Moneta island), President <Insert Name Here> (Trichomedia), King Nathalos (Andara) King Ken Doll (TGK)

You have a daughter? I have a second straight son. You have a royal blood line, I have a royal blood line. I say we bring them together for a chat.

 

[CivRulesAll]

Ahem, I meant International Currency.
And King Nathalos says yes, but that is only if his daughter, Roxanna wants to marry your son. Send a picture.
Picture of daughter:

 

[e350tb]

The Prime Minister expresses doubts that your daughter is Megan Fox.

He also increased anti-terrorist operations in New British borders.

 

[CivRulesAll]

The Prime Minister expresses doubts that your daughter is Megan Fox.

Shh. That's not Megan Fox. That's Roxanna Nathalos. Megan Fox does not exist in this game. Or does she?

 

[choxorn]

The President of Trichomedia expresses doubts that your daughter is or looks like Megan Fox.

 

[Perfection]

The Prime Minister of Xox Xooklia desires import treaty for hand lotion.

 

[choxorn]

The President of Trichomedia will send 1,000 porn magazines to Xox Xooklia if they give us something that can get that image out of our heads.

 

[Tee Kay]

All active treaties, embargo, etc:

Open Market: President William J. Bryan (Republic of Technantis), Supreme Leader Crazyeyes (The Scribbling Society), Priesident Brat Mon (Moneta island), President <Insert Name Here> (Trichomedia), King Nathalos (Andara- He signed the treaty, too, in post 41), Chief Consul James Brierley (Republic of Selachima), King Ken Doll (TGK)

Viva la Gaygas: King Ken Doll (TGK), Chief Consul James Brierley (Republic of Selachima), President William J. Bryan (Republic of Technantis), Supreme Leader Crazyeyes (The Scribbling Society), Priesident Brat Mon (Moneta island), President <Insert Name Here> (Trichomedia)

Embargo against Andara: Chief Consul James Brierley (Republic of Selachima)

Passport-Free Borders: proposed by Selachima

International Treaty of Identification
1) The Gay Kingdom (TGK)
2) The Scribbling Society (TSS)
3) Moneta ($$$)
4) Republic of Selachima (RoS)

International Currency. Proposed by Andara

 

[Tee Kay]

The Republic of Selachima is investing heavily in renewable energy, especially solar, wind, geothermal and tidal.

The geography of Shark Island is perfect for developing renewable energy. The coastline of Shark Island has many small gills inlets where tidal energy can be harnessed. The country receives abundant sunlight, and high mountains and plateaus mean a lot of potential for wind energy. Additionally, Shark Island have several areas of volcanic activity and hot rocks where geothermal power stations can be built.

Our researchers in cooperation with the Selachiman Air Force are investing in developing a new type of fuel to be used in transport to reduce our dependence on oil. Most of our ships are already nuclear powered (Uranium is mined in Finland, in the north of Selachima). Synthetic jet fuels made from everything from coal to biomass have been tested and most SAF aircrafts now run on them. Attempts to run aircrafts on internet spam have been met with limited success.

The Selachiman military have been drastically expanded. The new motto is "quality has a quantity all of its own". While Selachima cannot afford to maintain a large army, this has been compensated with developments in robotics and armor. The focus is on the Air Force: SAF now has several hundred of thousand aircrafts, with half of SAF fighter-bombers equipped with optical stealth, and including state-of-the-art nuclear-powered Airborne Assault Fortresses (AAF), large fortresses in the air which boost large cannons and carry drone airplanes on board.

 

[Tee Kay]

Selachima will continue its embargo against Andara as we do not trade with with the enemies of freedom.

Selachima also proposes a military and economic alliance with Moneta Island and the Scribbling Society.

 

[choxorn]

Open Market: President William J. Bryan (Republic of Technantis), Supreme Leader Crazyeyes (The Scribbling Society), Priesident Brat Mon (Moneta island), President <Insert Name Here> (Trichomedia), King Nathalos (Andara- He signed the treaty, too, in post 41), Chief Consul James Brierley (Republic of Selachima), King Ken Doll (TGK)

Viva la Gaygas: King Ken Doll (TGK), Chief Consul James Brierley (Republic of Selachima), President William J. Bryan (Republic of Technantis), Supreme Leader Crazyeyes (The Scribbling Society), Priesident Brat Mon (Moneta island), President <Insert Name Here> (Trichomedia)

Embargo against Andara: Chief Consul James Brierley (Republic of Selachima)

Passport-Free Borders: proposed by Selachima

International Treaty of Identification
1) The Gay Kingdom (TGK)
2) The Scribbling Society (TSS)
3) Moneta ($$$)
4) Republic of Selachima (RoS)
5) Republic of Trichomedia (RoT)

International Currency. Proposed by Andara

Trichomedia refuses to sign the Passport-Free Borders and International Currency Treaties for now, as it does not want to let any more terrorists in.

 

[cardgame]

TSS would like to announce its progress on the research of the human brain.

Our scientists have determined that nearly every function of the human brain, conscious or subconscious, is determined entirely randomly.



As such, we shall, until these results are discredited, impose no sanctions upon any nation, as their actions are the result of chance and not malicious in nature.

Spoiler for those of lesser understanding :

We are remaining neutral

 

[aronnax]

Ahem, I meant International Currency.
And King Nathalos says yes, but that is only if his daughter, Roxanna wants to marry your son. Send a picture.
Picture of daughter:

Spoiler :

Please meet Prince Andrew, the next heir of the throne of TGK. The older son, Prince Bama, has renounced his rights to his throne because he refused to abide the constitution that requires all Kings, Gay or straight of the Kingdom to produce a heir through natural conception.

Currently Andrew is the Crown Prince of Kingdom.

For the time being, International Currency would be not needed. We require a slightly weak but stable currency, the Garuna, to keep up our trade revenue profitable.

The Kingdom opposes Selachima's decision to continue the blockade against Andara and recalls it's Ambassador from Selachiman Capital. We strongly suggest that the RoS withdraws her embargo for Andara has compiled with the Format Regulation Treaty of Viva Las Gaygas. Further diplomatic disruption will result in the embargo of all RoS ships.

The Kingdom declares that it shall support Andara on the Embargo Situation.

We applaud TSS decision to remain neutral in this situation. Our nation are preparing to ship over 10,000 boxes of chocolates, our most famous goods sector. We also sent a Smile Cake to the Head of State for keeping up neutrality.

We wish that this situation will not continue to snowball and further, a urge that other nations, follow TSS's most noble example.

 

[Tee Kay]

We end the embargo against Andara. Selachima will now enter into a state of economic non-cooperation with Andara.

 

[aronnax]

We end the embargo against Andara. Selachima will now enter into a state of economic non-cooperation with Andara.

Hearing the good news that Selachima has withdrawn its blockade, the TGK returns the TGK Ambassador to the Selachima Capital with a rose to present to the Head of State.

 

[Tee Kay]

Chief Consul James Brierley thanks for the rose, but we're afraid you put the wrong name on it. It was delivered to Mr. James Bentley, our chef, who has developed something of a crush for the TGK Ambassador. We hear they're getting along very well.

 

[CivRulesAll]

Roxanna Nathalos reluctantly agrees to meet with Prince Andrew. It seems that they like each other. However, The Hunanic Terrorists have followed Roxanna into TGK. She had a near death experience, when the terrorists hijacked a vehicle and attempted a drive-by shooting. A gun bullet nearly hit Roxanna's head. King Nathalos has raised the price on Erthul's head to 40,000,000 dollars worth of the country who catches him currency.

 

[W|M]

West Teklnerocus signs International currency.

 

[choxorn]

Trichomedia recently voted for and attempted to bring sci-fi space ships through the portal. They then voted against it after the first one they got it exploded. We will be settling for Tanks and BFL's (Big Freakin' Lasers).

 

[CivRulesAll]

**Anti-Terrorist Activity Ahead**
The Andaran Military police have found and have raided a Hunanic Terrorist lair. They have found this picture of Drake Erthul:

If anyone relative to this man is found, bring them to Andara. He will be interrogated, and if found to be Erthul, will be executed. The $40,000,000 prize still stands.
40 of the terrorists that were found at the lair were executed.