The Island Game

[Stylesrj]

Atomicpunkeria develops the latest in technology-

The micro-circuit!

Oh wait... the lab was destroyed by none other than SKYNET!
Yes, the computer somehow had reassembled himself despite the parts being separated to the four winds and it launched a nuke on top of the facility, destroying the micro-circuits.

Atomicpunkerian authorities are looking for this rogue AI.
He is said to look like a large metal cylinder on treads and with a brain on the top of it with wires in it.
If found, please disable him and ship him back to Atomicpunkeria in small brown boxes please.
Be careful though, SKYNET has lasers built into his arms, can use rifle weapons and shotguns and also has a mind scrambler in his head which if it locks on can cause spontaneous cranial detonation to the afflicted target.

 

[Perfection]

Xox Xooklia declares war on chewing-with-your-mouth-open

IT'S JUST PLAIN RUDE.

 

[KaiserElectric]

The Emperor has announced that the Battleship Steurmer has been found. A squadron of Helimechs have spotted the ship fifteen miles from the Valgan coast. A team of patrol ships have been dispatched to intercept the ship.

Roleplaying time!

"How far are we from the coast, Geiger?" Admiral Nasagi asks her navigator, leaning to peer through the periscope, even though the ship was above water.
"Fifteen miles, ma'am," the reedy navigator replies.
"Awesome," Nasagi says to no one in particular. "But still no response from the Naval HQ, right?"
"Yep," the radio tech Matthias answers. "Unless...what on Earth is this?" Matthias cups the earpiece he is wearing to his ear and starts twisting some knobs.
"I'd like to find out, Mr. Matthias." Nasagi requests indignantly, with her hands on her hips. Matthias complys and flicks on the external speakers. The bridge is filled with a sharp static crackle, pierced by a simulated female voice.
"TARGET IN SIGHT. COPY ALPHA CODE 56JG3. SEARCH COMEPLETE. ACTIVATE CODE 342FGH. RETRIEVERS DISPATCHED. CODE RT646 IN EFFECT."
"And what exactly is this?" Nasagi shouts through the noise. Matthias turns to look at her.
"Ma'am, I've only heard this once before. From a simulated battleship transmission that broke. That was just some code from an artificialy intelligent military unit of some sort."
"Possibly that?" One of the ensigns asks, pointing out the front. Nasagi jumped as she saw the helicopter ten feet from the bridge. "I've never seen that before. Looks high-tech. Some new superweapon. But not even Technantis has stuff like that."
"Admiral, we have company," Geiger suddenly interrupted. "Five small ships off the starboard, closing in fast.

 

[CivRulesAll]

Noticing the Terminators are mysteriously gone, Trichomedia fires some missiles at their last known location just in case.

Haven't had access to a computer in a while *cough* age of mythology new game *cough*
Anyway, Andaran forces have claimed a victory over the terminators. The Main Terminator Facility has bee destroyed. But, they have also gained a hand with the T-900. Strange, as they had not released T-300 to T-800. This T-900 is an intellegent robot with speed, strength, and kickass lasers.
Prime Minister Luke Nathalos has been killed in action.

His son, Marcus Nathalos had been elected. The killing of our ex prime minister has inspired us to fight harder, and we are pushing forward with Mini-EMP Ammunition.
This disables the Terminators for a short time. A new disease has been spotted in Andara, called Waking Plague which does not allow you to sleep ad causes severe pain at night.

 

[KaiserElectric]

Don't let this thing die!

 

[Tee Kay]

Selachiman scientists have acquired some of the Waking Plague and trying to research a cure.

 

[cardgame]

This thing is dead. TSS lights up a christmas-light-display you can see from space -- it's a hand giving you the finger.

In related news, it launches its 25,000 random-missile arsenal at you all.

/peace

 

[choxorn]

Trichomedia destroys all the missiles with lasers.

But yeah, the game is getting kind of old, too little interest. Should we blow up the world and start a new one?

 

[Tee Kay]

Go ahead. Spaceships have already lifted the entire nation of Selachima off the planet.

 

[Stylesrj]

Atomicpunkeria activates a device that was found buried under the central islands (despite being artificial islands)

It's a big metal ring thing with lots of glowing symbols on it.
Whatever it is, it is used to evacuate all of the important Atomicpunkerian people, including President Stine Illsgrey, his wife Crisa, and Admiral Venza.

 

[choxorn]

Trichomedian prisoner Sauron, former governor of Mount Doom Province, escaped and started conquering stuff. The nation teleports the center Trichome Island into a space colony and prepares to fire the Planet-Destroying Laser.

 

[Perfection]

Xox Xooklia moves to Venus!

 

[choxorn]

The laser is fired. Planet destroyed, game over.

 

[cardgame]

Everybody wins

 

[Stylesrj]

Atomicpunkeria gains 5000XP and levels up.

 

[KaiserElectric]

Let's turn this into a space empires game!

 

[cardgame]

TSS, as a scribbling society, is as random as the universe itself, and finds and colonizes all available planets before you do. Then it starts dumping toxic waste in their oceans and rivers and lakes.

 

[choxorn]

I thought the game was over...

 

[Stylesrj]

Atomicpunkeria starts expanding on their Alpha Site, making a new city out of it, based around the Stargate. An Iris is set up as well as one of those fancy dialling computers...

 

[Tee Kay]

Choxorn you only destroyed the planet. To be sure you always destroy the universe.