The Island Game

[KaiserElectric]

President Bryan has stated that the TGK can take there "One Gay Kingdom" thing and shove it. The RPT will not take sides.

And I don't feel like making a map.

 

[Perfection]

If someone makes a nice blown up version of Xox Xooklia I'll fill it in with details.

 

[cardgame]

Same here, zooming in on it in Paint didn't seem to work out well for Andara.

 

[Bratmon]

Is anyone against me making an anarchistic NPC?

And, e350tb, could you make a list of nations on the first page?

 

[Tee Kay]

As allegations of widespread mistreatment of minorities (heterosexuals) in TGK reaches Carcharopol, Selachima throws its full support behind the Constitutional forces. The Selachiman Navy backed by the Selachiman Air Force has began Operation Rainbow Torch - an invasion of rebel-held territories. Selachiman marines have landed on the coast of California TGK to restore the rightful King Andrew to the throne. So far, the marines have captured an off-shore island as a staging base and reestablished a land link to a besieged Constitutional enclave on the northern coast.

Is anyone against me making an anarchistic NPC?

Go ahead.

 

[Tee Kay]

Selachima also proposes an alliance with Andara in the fight against the Council and Hunanic terrorists.

 

[aronnax]

President Innocent Bystander sends a ridiculous amount of ridiculous forces to both sides to destroy the country from the inside.

That's diplomacy for ya!

In a strange twist of events, the two forces sent by President Innocent Bystander face each other on the fields of Melogamic and die killing each other. 100,000 souls wasted. Your people call for impeachment.

Prime Minister Luke Nathalos is supporting the constitutional forces with 50,000 of the most highly trained forces of Andara, because his younger sister is seeing King Andrew, who has the right claim to the crown.(Andaran troops have dark green uniforms.)

King Andrew sends a big sloppy kiss to the leading general and promises that once the Civil War is won, the PM's sister will be Queen and himself granted the Title of "Royal Uncle"

Moneta's selling missile strikes on TGK. Major cities are $.50, minor $1.

The Republic of Trichomedia doesn't care, and simply fires missiles at random in the general direction of The Gay Kingdom.

Git...

President Bryan has stated that the TGK can take there "One Gay Kingdom" thing and shove it. The RPT will not take sides.

And I don't feel like making a map.

King Andrew revises his policy of the One Gay Kingdom plan. King Martin calls you "less of a git then that damn Moneta"

 

[aronnax]

King Andrew Praises the Selachimians!! And knights leading Selachimian generals with the highest medal of honour, the Pink Ribbon! For brave sacrifice and Justice!

Champagne for everyone (cept that damn Moneta and Tricomedia.)

 

[Vertinari118]

Spoiler :

Name: The Republic
Population: Unknown
Capital City: Kallipolis (Unknown)
Largest City: Unknown
Government: Noocracy (Plato's rule by philosopher kings as outlined in the Republic.)
Language: Ancient Greek is the official language used by courts etc. All other communications in English.
Currency: None

A new island nation has just been discovered to the south-east of the Gayest Kingdom. Little is known about it at the present time as the spies and agents of other nations have only just managed to breach the 'Sea-Wall' (that grey circle around my island) and behold the island itself. Those spies managed to report back to their respective nations before being shot repeatedly without warning by the Guardians, the class responsible for keeping the Republic safe and marching to war should the Republic ever find the need to. They reported two other classes before they died: the Workers, who are the average citizen, and the Rulers, a group of elite Philosopher Kings, who rule the island and guide it in accordance to their wisdom.

The Sea Wall is a great wall of concrete and steel that stretches around the entire island and sports some of the most formidable air defences in existence, seeing as they are the based directly off the Form, the essence, of air defences and are therefore nearly perfect in their design, though they are not the Form of air defences merely the closest one can make an air defence to the Form of air defence. The wall is surrounded by heavy-duty mines capable of sinking battleships and dreadnoughts. The Republic has since placed radio beacons in a line a mile ahead of the mine field requesting all ships to turn and follow the beacons on a safe course round the island or risk annihilation.





The Republicans have sent ambassadors to the Gayest Kingdom to attempt to end the civil war peacefully. They deliver the following letter to both Andrew and Martin.

"Fools, the two of you are, for you in your disregard for your own constitution and social contracts have started civil war. You have split your own nation and destroyed your lives and families in civil war. You have forgotten the words of Thomas Hobbes, John Locke and Jean-Jacques Rousseau. We request that Martin honour your constitution or a state of absolute war will exist between the Republic and the forces of Martin until such a time that he decides to honour his own constitution or seek a referendum to change the constitution so he may be the legitimate king of the Gayest Kingdom and his brother may not. We hope that this crisis is ended swiftly so that your nation will not completely collapse completely into a Hobbesian state of nature and that bellum omnium contra omnes (war of all against all) may be avoided. However if the constitution of the Gayest Kingdom has also been violated by Andrew then our forces will march against both parties unless they can form a new Constitution to allow one or both of them to legitimately become rulers of the Gayest Kingdom and it is ratified by a referendum."

Signed Plato, founder of the Republic and the first among the Philosopher Kings

 

[CivRulesAll]

Andara accepts the alliance with Selachima. And Andara also says that King Andrew should definitely not make peace with King Martin, as the 50,000 Andaran troops have arrived at Andrew's command, and would not like to go home without a taste of blood.
Here is a map of Andara that was on the previous page that people might not have seen.

And that nameless city was recently established, so they have not decided on a name.

 

[Vertinari118]

"So Prime Minister, you have marched to war merely because of your soldiers base desire to kill. I would advise you rethink when and for what reasons you should go to war in future and replace the current psychopaths who make up your army with rational, sensible, disciplined people, who can distinguish between a combatant and a civilian, and refer said psychopaths to a secure hospital for the mentally infirm. You have also implied that in your society soldiers drink the blood of their fallen enemies and are therefore barbarous and not in line with the commonly regarded acceptable practises of war. We request they be withdrawn until you can replace them with mentally sound people who do not drink blood"

Signed Plato.

 

[CivRulesAll]

"So, Plato, if you had read my letter to King Andrew, you would know that he is engaged to my sister. And if you are so wise, then you would know that 'A taste of Blood' is merely an expression. However, since we do not seek war with you, you are safe from the largest, most powerful army in the world. Perhaps not the most advanced, Technantis holds that. Perhaps not the most aerial superior, that is Selachima's. And not the strongest navy, that is New Britain's. However, we are the most powerful army of foot soldiers and the like in the world. We are descended from Romans. We do not seek war, we only fight the Council forces because Andrew has the right to the crown, and he will soon be my brother in law. A bloodline is before everything, Plato. If you do not agree with us, then I am afraid that we cannot cooperate."
Sincerely, Prime Minister Luke Nathalos

 

[W|M]

West Teklneronus spies successfully infiltrate Republican walls and come out in one piece, but West Teklneronus dosen't wish to share secrets. BTW, it is siding with King Martin in the Gay war. We also bribed Hunaic terrorists to stop their terrorism and be soldiers in my fight against Andrew. 20000 super-advanced troops land in enemy lands (East Coast), and the 500 nuclear submarines blockade enemy waters. Oh, and we are sorry for your loss Mr. Nathalos. Your sister was found brutally murdered in her sleep.

 

[CivRulesAll]

Truthfully, there aren't too many left, As Selachima, Trichomedia, New Britain, and Andara have either executed, apprehended or sent them into deep space...
She is staying in Andara under the highest security for the moment, til the civil war is over... so... not likely.

 

[W|M]

People can breach even the highest security...

 

[CivRulesAll]

Andara asks for Selachima's radar planes to blow the nuclear... wait a minute... nuclear things weren't allowed! Andara asks for Selachima's radar planes to blow up the Normal Submarines.
P.S... Can people breach security of a windowless room with one way in and one way out with 1,000 soldiers guarding the only door?

 

[Vertinari118]

"How can we read letters when they are not sent to us. We were unknown to you and so we have not read this letter of yours. How I interpret the words you speak is my own to decide but I knew 'twas a mere figure of speak but rhetoric is as much a skill of the philosopher as wisdom. You may have the strongest army but you alone have not the strength to overrun our defences and your foot-soldiers are useless if they cannot land on land to fight. We would advise you ally with others if you seek to war over such banter lest you lose your men to the wicked depths of the Sea. I must admit your loyalty to bloodlines is honourable but if a bloodline turns out to be illegitimate or illegal or unconstitutional how can you support it? Surely the Law and Ethics must be placed above loyalty to one's family. For example if a father knew his son had committed an evil crime and his testimony was the only thing that could see him punished befitting of the law of his land surely the father should testify, even though the person in the dock was his son? For he would testify against his neighbour, whom he hated, and he would testify against old friends, who had since fallen out of favour. Why is blood thicker than water? Why put the family above the state?"

Plato

Having heard reports of escaping agents Plato orders that the Sea-Wall is to be strengthened and its formidable defences be made even stronger. He even allows the Form of mines to be used to design far superior mines, as in the ones that explode so there can be no misinterpretation, to the ones already about the Sea-Wall.

 

[CivRulesAll]

To Plato
"How long will this senseless arguing go on? We will continue the fight against the council forces. As we consistently are arguing, it will eventually lead into a war. We cannot fight each other. You cannot reach us and we cannot reach you. I propose we set aside our differences and become friends. I agree about your testimony idea, however, Martin gave up the crown. It is Martin that has committed a Constitutional Offense. King Andrew has the right to be King of TGK. We are supporting the state, Plato."
Sincerely, Prime Minister Luke Nathalos.

 

[Vertinari118]

"Indeed for we share a common foe and wish to see the Constitution of the Gayest Kingdom honoured. I would point out that you spoke of war and non-cooperation not me I merely pointed out the futility of such a war. We shall send our forces to the Gayest Kingdom in a day's (RL time) time unless we hear a reply to our proposal and they shall be proud to march alongside the mighty Andarrans, descendants of the Romans."

Plato

OOC: Did you see my edit or not CivRulesAll?

 

[choxorn]

Upon hearing more reports of fighting, Trichomedia decides to side with its allies and puts support behind Constitutional Forces. Sorry about the missiles, we got an anonymous shipment of HAIAYNAHAU Missiles a few weeks ago, and since they've been known to explode if not fired for too long, we just figured we'd fire them at random in your general direction.

Here's a map of my nation, with elevation color scheme lovingly ripped off from Selachima. No, you may not destroy Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

EDIT: Goddamn it, did I seriously save that as a JPEG?

And, adding to the identifaction treaty thing (Yes, I know the Republicans aren't on it. I made the map a while ago and didn't have time to upload it until now. ):