The Island Game

[W|M]

A) Terminators are robots disgiused as (sometimes naked) humans.

B) We have take the east coast of Selachima with the highest level admiral and higheset level general.

C) According to the rules, we can use every weapon except WMDs. Since a lot of terminators are pretty much indestructible (WATCH THE TERMINATOR MOVIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), and they are technically not WMDs, all of what I said is true.

 

[KaiserElectric]

Technantis reinforcements have arrived in the Gay Kingdom. The armored divisions led by General Nathan Wulf have been moved to reinforce the capitol along with the RoA forces.

 

[W|M]

Terminators will destroy u all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CivRulesAll]

Ahem. Have you not heard of EMP's? They disable robots. I have them in missile form. I said that they disable Terminators in a 100-mile radius, for 6 days. And clones are quite easy to kill.
The 250,000 Andaran troops stationed in West Teklneronus have destroyed several cloning machines.

 

[W|M]

A) Cloning machines are on hidden locations that only ten people who know where it is, and nine of them are controlled by Comrade Hugo Almondson.

B) Terminators can't be disabled unless you take out a certain chip in them.

C) Even though clones are expendable, we make several more for each one that dies.

D) See my previous message.

E) We now have all the dieties from everywhere, and from every time in history on our side.

 

[Bratmon]

A) Cloning machines are on hidden locations that only ten people who know where it is, and nine of them are controlled by Comrade Hugo Almondson.

B) Terminators can't be disabled unless you take out a certain chip in them.

C) Even though clones are expendable, we make several more for each one that dies.

D) See my previous message.

E) We now have all the dieties from everywhere, and from every time in history on our side.

Choxorn, don't you think you have the dream machine set a little to high?

 

[kill fire]

Too bad almost all of KillFirelanium's soldiers and citizens are agnostic or atheist, so they are not effected by your dieties. Well if you really had them. You see, I just go up to the happy world machine you are in and turn it off. You wake up and see that your entire island is in ruins, because we raided it while you were in the happy world machine. Have fun with your ruins.

 

[CivRulesAll]

Alright, sooo, Leader of New Britain, how bout we bring the banhammer down on the Happy Delusional Loony World? Because I think everyone will definitely sign the removal of West Teklneronus cuz they refuse to stop powergaming.

 

[choxorn]

Choxorn, don't you think you have the dream machine set a little to high?

Sorry, one of my generals did that as a prank. I'll set it back down to 3 Again. It was on 11.

Seriously, West India Man, this is getting ridiculous. Terminators may not be WMD's, but the following are:

A. Tsunami-Spawning Bombs
B. Volcano-Creating Machine
C. Using Freaking Gods to rule the world

Continue to powergame, and you will be removed. We hear New Britian has developed a new top-secret weapon called "The Banhammer"

Besides, regardless of the terminators' supposed indestructability, Andara still has EMP's. They disable anything Electronic. ANYTHING.

Also, kill fire and I have frickin laser beams. From Space. That are really powerful. They have no problem dealing with your terminators.

 

[W|M]

GIANT MIRRORS REFLECT LASERS!!!!!!!!

And the mind-controlling ice-cream is still working really well.

 

[choxorn]

Nah, my laser melts your mirror.

 

[CivRulesAll]

ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE. e350tb, I think your new top secret weapon is ready to use. West India Man, you watch far to many cartoons. Even for a 6 year old.

 

[Bratmon]

I haven't seen e350tb in this thread in forever.

 

[cardgame]

Well we don't particularly need him to do this if we all agree, right?

Here is my new map proposal:

 

[Bratmon]

I agree.

 

[Vertinari118]

It looks beautiful.

West_india_man we gave you a chance to change your ways. Please do not return unless you are ready to take this semi-seriously. We will ignore any attempt by you to re-join unless it is sensible. The mods will be informed if you attempt to make the game unplayable or otherwise annoy us or post stupid things on this thread. e350tb can overturn this, its his game after all, but I doubt he would have many players afterwards if he did. Thank you for accepting this decision in the best possible way and respecting it.

Vertinari118 and doubtlessly the other players of this game as well, though I do not speak for them.

 

[CivRulesAll]

That map is the most beautiful thing I've seen in this thread. I accept this decision. I also propose that the name West Teklneronus be banned from use. Except of course, for maybe renaming N00bistan.

 

[choxorn]

I agree to the removal of West Teklneronus.

 

[KaiserElectric]

President McCloud approves of this map.

And I'd hate to play devil's advocate CivRulesAll, but west india man is 13.

Anyway, back to rping.

President McCloud has also proposed that a multinational force be sent to the capital of West Whatever (don't feel like spelling the name) to remove their leader from power, for the betterment of all their nations.

To the surprise of all nations, General Wulf has suddenly made a thrust into Council territory rather than reinforce the enemy. Wulf is also deploying the new "cold missile" technology to combat any aerial threats against the attacking army. President McCloud has also deployed a fleet consisting of five heavy battleships, and a number of support craft, destroyers, and carriers to the eastern coast of the nation so as to support the invading army by means of blockade and bombardment. The Arbiter prototype bomber is now being deployed in this theater to complete the Technantis battle plan known as "Operation Krukov".

 

[CivRulesAll]

@electric926
T'was a joke, my friend.