The Journey of a Thousand Fails Begins With a Single Deity Game

Red, he's in the middle of a massive war that took a long time,
i dunno if he'll ever finish this :(
 
Mali tanks and Egyptian swordsmen tore through enemy lines, their musket and riflemen defenders providing little challenge.

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Mali Tanks and Egyptian swords proved more than a match for Shaka and Izzy's troops.
That has to be the funniest line ever...
 
will you GM any new games?
 
will you GM any new games?
I will be creating Realpolitik IOT when nedim posts the map he promised he would make.
I will be creating Civ Fued when I have the time to do so
I will be creating Fallout: The forum game when I get round to writing the rules
I will be creating an IOT sometime after one of the above is finished
I will be creating an average realpolitik shortly
I will be writing a few stories about the 18 civ duel posted in my sig

Edit: Wait this was directed at me right?
 
yup, and wow that's a lot.
 
O hai! If you haven't benn tuning in recently, it's probably because I haven't been posting in... lets call it a month or something. Anyway, I haven't been playing as much as I originally intended (<----understatement), but I have, nonetheless, been doing stuff. Without much further ado, I bring you....

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Now Taking drawing requests


That's right folks! Another exciting adventure from Copa & Pals (If anyone's still even on this thread)!

Also, we now have a theme song! Check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4:crazyeye:

When last our intrepid schmucks were seen, they were bulldozing through a continent with two armies, one of the 20th century and one of the 14th. Combined, that made an army of the 34th Century!

Well, except for red spy, who was dead...

:sad:

...but not for long!

Thats right, mentlegen. We can rebuild him- we have the technology (or at least the Mali do, and they're pretty liberal about giving it away). Stronger, better, faster than he was before.

So, I used advanced stem-cell and genetics to...

RESSURECT MAH RED SPAH!!!!111!!!!one!!
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Okay, I built another in one of my cities. Sue me


I was sure my newly living Spy would return from the land of the dead ready to....
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The boys love it when I sap their sentries... If you know what I mean

....be a girl....

Oh yeah... I forgot about that. No matter. Red_Spy2 would, I was sure, be of great assistance to the Egyptian-Mali empire, regardless of being a hybrid Baroness/Sarah Kerrigan. s/he began running missions into Spanish territory immediately, helping advancing forces get through tough obstacles such as city defenses, healthy civilians, sentries, G.I. Joes and Protoss.

Meanwhile, more and more of our beloved continent was consumed by Nuclear Weapons. Mali troops were relentless in their use of both tactical and intercontinental missiles.

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I don't want to set the wooooorld on fiiiire....

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The Mali seemed to run out of bunkers to house their Nuclear arsenal, and resorted to basing them in secret mountain launch pads.

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Also Burgers


While the world burned in Nuclear fire, and the Egyptian people enjoyed their delicious Cheeseburgers, I decided on a bold new military strategy....

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Well, Egyptians did worship cats as gods... and we did just invent fast food...


No, not that!

Our bold new strategy would be....

...MAKE AN ACTUAL ARMY!!!1!!eleven!!1

That's right boys and girls! A modern military, capable of launching entire attacks! No longer would the Mali take all the credit!

But can it be done? Can Copaczin create a military? Will he attack the Deity-level ai's on his own????? DO I REALLY STILL NEED SO MANY QUESTION MARKS???????one????

Tune in next time, for another exiting episode of...

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Yes, I used it twice. Sue me.


More to come soon (4 REALZ DAWG).
 

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