O hai! If you haven't benn tuning in recently, it's probably because I haven't been posting in... lets call it a month or something. Anyway, I haven't been playing as much as I originally intended (<----understatement), but I have, nonetheless, been doing stuff. Without much further ado, I bring you....
That's right folks! Another exciting adventure from Copa & Pals (If anyone's still even on this thread)!
Also, we now have a theme song! Check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4:crazyeye:
When last our intrepid schmucks were seen, they were bulldozing through a continent with two armies, one of the 20th century and one of the 14th. Combined, that made an army of the 34th Century!
Well, except for red spy, who was dead...
...but not for long!
Thats right, mentlegen. We can rebuild him- we have the technology (or at least the Mali do, and they're pretty liberal about giving it away). Stronger, better, faster than he was before.
So, I used advanced stem-cell and genetics to...
RESSURECT MAH RED SPAH!!!!111!!!!one!!
I was sure my newly living Spy would return from the land of the dead ready to....
....be a girl....
Oh yeah... I forgot about that. No matter. Red_Spy2 would, I was sure, be of great assistance to the Egyptian-Mali empire, regardless of being a hybrid Baroness/Sarah Kerrigan. s/he began running missions into Spanish territory immediately, helping advancing forces get through tough obstacles such as city defenses, healthy civilians, sentries, G.I. Joes and Protoss.
Meanwhile, more and more of our beloved continent was consumed by Nuclear Weapons. Mali troops were relentless in their use of both tactical and intercontinental missiles.
While the world burned in Nuclear fire, and the Egyptian people enjoyed their delicious Cheeseburgers, I decided on a bold new military strategy....
No, not that!
Our bold new strategy would be....
...MAKE AN ACTUAL ARMY!!!1!!eleven!!1
That's right boys and girls! A modern military, capable of launching entire attacks! No longer would the Mali take all the credit!
But can it be done? Can Copaczin create a military? Will he attack the Deity-level ai's on his own????? DO I REALLY STILL NEED SO MANY QUESTION MARKS???????one????
Tune in next time, for another exiting episode of...
More to come soon (4 REALZ DAWG).