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The lamest jokes you can think of....... II

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Bobbtjoe, Jun 28, 2009.

  1. classical_hero

    classical_hero In whom I trust

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    But you did not say that joke twice in the same page. :p
     
  2. Fr8monkey

    Fr8monkey Chieftain

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    What do you call a dwarf psychic that is on the run from the cops?

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    A small medium at-large.
     
  3. classical_hero

    classical_hero In whom I trust

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    When is a door, not a door?

    When it is ajar.
     
  4. Arakhor

    Arakhor Dremora Courtier

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    That one's prehistoric!
     
  5. classical_hero

    classical_hero In whom I trust

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    It is very suitable for this thread. :D
     
  6. Fr8monkey

    Fr8monkey Chieftain

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    Two fish are sitting in a tank.
    One says to the other; "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
     
  7. Veritass

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    Q. What do you call an 80-year-old Mexican prostitute?
    A. Ole.
     
  8. Ziggy Stardust

    Ziggy Stardust New Englander

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    Also old as mud:

    One hydrogen atom says to another, "I think I've lost an electron."
    The other replies, "Are you sure?"
    "Yes, I'm positive."
     
  9. Save_Ferris

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    I was in an accident and thought I had lost part of my brain, but my doctor told me it was all in my head.
     
  10. ParadigmShifter

    ParadigmShifter Random Nonsense Generator

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    A duck walks into a chemist, and says "I want some lipstick. Put it on my bill".
     
  11. rugbyLEAGUEfan

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    I have a vague recollection of posting these before , but anyway.....

    A bear walks into a bar and says "I'll have a..................................................beer please " , bartender says "Sure , but why the big paws ?"

    A guy walks into the butcher shop and says "I'll bet you $100 you can't reach the meat up on the top shelf?" . Butcher says "No way , the steaks are too high"
     
  12. caketastydelish

    caketastydelish Throwing Last minute-ints

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    I noticed my bottom was quite harry while I was sitting on the potter.
     
  13. rugbyLEAGUEfan

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    That joke is like crime in multi-story car parks . It's wrong on so many levels
     
  14. caketastydelish

    caketastydelish Throwing Last minute-ints

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    I thought the point of this thread was "lamest jokes you can think of"
     
  15. west india man

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    That in itself was a joke.
     
  16. rugbyLEAGUEfan

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    Correct . Indeed OS88 the lameness was outstanding :goodjob:
     
  17. caketastydelish

    caketastydelish Throwing Last minute-ints

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    Why did the fat guy make the valedictorian of his high school?

    Spoiler :
    he was too big to fail.
     
  18. mourndraken

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    A fish hits a wall. What did it say?



    Dam
     
  19. ParadigmShifter

    ParadigmShifter Random Nonsense Generator

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    What does Bianca Jackson sing to Ricky in EastEnders?

    Oh Sid Owen, oh Sid Owen, Sid Owen next to me.
     
  20. Arakhor

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    That's a poor pun and a purely visual one at that.
     

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