The Law of the Jungle

[christos200]

OK.

I just said my opinion on how to crush those scums.

 

[yahzuk]

News of Aztlan 2160 BC (T46)

• Isabella declares war on us! It is rumored that she covets the lands we own.
  
  Spoiler :

  
• NPC has a minor breakthrough in the study of Writing
• It is rumored that Spain has entered the classical era.
• In Tenochtitlan, NPC makes progress in the production of Worker
• The Danish scouts fortify in the jungle to heal. Tlatoani Cuautlequetzqui and his tenants pelt the scouts with stones, killing 2 of them.
• In Teotihuacan, NPC makes progress in the production of Jaguar Warrior
• Barbarian warriors invade Teotihuacan, forcing Citizen Edzulotl off his land. Edzulotl relocates to 1-SE. Tlatoani Joatzli and his tenants bombard the nearest band, killing 1 of them.
• 1st Company Jaguar Warriors Orders: "Promote rough combat, then heal to full, explore west." Report: "We promote with Drill I and fortify to heal."
• 4th Company Jaguar Warriors Orders: none Report: "We've completed our orders."
• 5th Company Workers Orders: "Once you're able, clear jungle, then build a mine, on Eczulotl's new hex, 2-W." Report: "We begin clearing the jungle."

 

[GreyWithAnE]

Lol. We are soooooo dead. Especially since Yahz runs these on non-noob difficulties.

 

[JohannaK]

Yay, just what we needed: a war against two countries and nearly a no ha army to defend...

 

[Sparthage]

Remind me again: why did we build a monument as the AZTECS? Come on, we get culture from killing people! Just spam warriors and we'd get culture by slaughtering the Spainairds or Vikings! ARRRRGH!!!

 

[CivOasis]

Good question..
I wanted a worker, for the record.

 

[filli_noctus]

Also wouldn't have helped. We need to go on the defensive and jaguar spam. We'll need at least four jaguars to take even a size one city with only token defenders.

 

[Sparthage]

Haven't checked, but do we have archery yet? If not, that should definitely be our next tech. If we do, an Archer or two would be very good.

 

[CivOasis]

Yeah. Also..
Sorry, christos, but a scout is not a weapon. That's a waste of hammers, using in battle.

 

[Sparthage]

You know, if people gifted me XP, then I could pay the 25 to get yahzuk to change the rules to every 5 turns or something like that...

Or he could just change on his own to keep this going and keep us from all being killed.

 

[CivOasis]

Technically speaking, we don't need to win, we just can't lose. You don't need too many units for defense...

 

[Jehoshua]

and all of this is because you didn;t make me dictator for life, its all so obvious now

Returning to reality it pretty clear that we need to spam jaguars and do what everyone does in times of crisis, sacrifice a king (more specifically a tlatoani) to Tezcatlipoca, the Lord of Domination and greatest of the gods who's epithets include "We are His Slaves, The Enemy of Both Sides, The Posessor of the Sky and Earth and the Smoking Mirror". It can't go wrong! Oh and Ceskari I grovel in awe before you once again and point out we have two tlatoani in the Empire, one of whom is inferior to you in every way and whom would be a fitting sacrifice to He who is our Lord.

 

[GreyWithAnE]

You know, if people gifted me XP, then I could pay the 25 to get yahzuk to change the rules to every 5 turns or something like that...

Or he could just change on his own to keep this going and keep us from all being killed.

The required donation for a rules change is 25 XP, Wisdom, Craftsmanship or Fame, and you can mix-and-match, I believe. So even though no one has enough XP to put you over 25, you could use your own Wisdom to top it off.

And yeah, the "win" is really not going to happen here -- our hands are way too tied by the rules. If we're lucky we might be able to stay alive, though.

 

[christos200]

Sorry, christos, but a scout is not a weapon. That's a waste of hammers, using in battle.

1) I am soldier, so i know better than you.

2) You didnt even read my post:

we should sent 1 scout with 2 jaguar warriors to find and destroy the city. What i usually do is that i attack the city, and use any EXP i have to heal my units.

 

[Jehoshua]

warriors don't necessarily know better. Warriors hack and slash, kill things and follow orders. They don't ponder over the depths of strategy and make decisions, they get told what to do and they do it. Pondering? well thats for the generalissimos, the politicians and the glorious Tlatoani's to whom we all grovel and pay obeisance.

 

[christos200]

warriors don't necessarily know better. Warriors hack and slash, kill things and follow orders. They don't ponder over the depths of strategy, thats for the generalissimos, the politicians and the glorious Tlatoani's to whom we all grovel and pay obeisance.

The politicians do nothing, but sit and give orders. We warriors know better about strategy because we have seen all of this in action and not just in theory!!

 

[Jehoshua]

ooc: says the "political genius" who got owned multiple times in GaP . That and the best Aztlans jaguars have seen is barbarian rabble, so very tactically complex. (the nice danish and spanish folk havent met jaguars yet, instead they've found civilians throwing rocks from the walls of giant temple cities.)

 

[JohannaK]

and all of this is because you didn;t make me dictator for life, its all so obvious now

Returning to reality it pretty clear that we need to spam jaguars and do what everyone does in times of crisis, sacrifice a king (more specifically a tlatoani) to Tezcatlipoca, the Lord of Domination and greatest of the gods who's epithets include "We are His Slaves, The Enemy of Both Sides, The Posessor of the Sky and Earth and the Smoking Mirror". It can't go wrong! Oh and Ceskari I grovel in awe before you once again and point out we have two tlatoani in the Empire, one of whom is inferior to you in every way and whom would be a fitting sacrifice to He who is our Lord.

Hey, Jehoshua! I'M STILL HERE!!!

Besides, you are in Tenochtitlan, right? Then you get no benefit from trying to get me sacrificed.

 

[Jehoshua]

whats that, oh must of been the wind

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If you get sacrificed I do benefit, because I get the amusement of watching you get sacrificed.

 

[JohannaK]

*grrrumpf...mothergrrrragh go-to-mffhm*