The Metal Head Quiz

[Ohkrana]

I stumbled across this and found it amusing or as amusing as you can in 43 Deg C weather. Damn this heat wave!!

Metal Head Quiz

Wonder if I would of got the same result if they knew about my secret stash of Genesis, Bangles & Martika Albums.


You are a Death Metal Psycho. In areas of brutality and hatred where others fear to tread, that's where you find enjoyment - the realm of death metal. You're one violent motherf**ker, and you like music that fits that; brutal snarling death is the best, but anything with enough aggression and good riffs works. Concerts are a great place to take out some of that aggression, hear some kick-ass music, and of course get drunk. You're generally pretty cool with the rest of the scenes, but if they piss you off, there's some serious pain coming their way. Especially if they talk shi*t about Chuck [the late Chuck Schuldiner RIP from Death].

 

[Wolfe Tone]

You are a True Metalhead. You dig the classic music and the classic lifestyle. As metalheads go, you're pretty open-minded in terms of music and lyrics; if it rocks, then you'll listen to it. Concerts are the pinnacle of the metal experience, though sometimes they get a little too crazy. You generally respect everybody else, but as far as you're concerned, they all wish they were Priest or Maiden.

Pretty much perfect for me

 

[Silence]

You are a Prog Metal Fan. Progressive metal, innovative stuff that transcends the boundaries of standard heavy metal, is what it's all about for you. The more intricate and difficult to play, the better, and generic, simplistic stuff just turns your stomach. You have a chance to hear even more innovations and stunning musical ability at shows. Your elitist attitudes rub soe people the wrong way - they call you pretentious, a snob, a wanker. But you know they're just jealous because they don't understand it.

Yay me!
I don't even know what it is, but anything that makes me look pretentious is good.
I liked them all before they were famous, now they're too commercial...

Hehehe, it was only 41 degrees here Okrana

 

[Ville]

You are a True Metalhead. You dig the classic music and the classic lifestyle. As metalheads go, you're pretty open-minded in terms of music and lyrics; if it rocks, then you'll listen to it. Concerts are the pinnacle of the metal experience, though sometimes they get a little too crazy. You generally respect everybody else, but as far as you're concerned, they all wish they were Priest or Maiden.

That's me Especially those bands

EDIT: He-vvy Mett-aal. He-vvy Mett-aal. What do you want?

 

[Karl Lenin]

You are a Black Metal KVLTist. Black metal is one of the most extreme and advanced forms of metal (or music in general), and you're damn proud of the fact that you have the balls and brains to listen to it. As a matter of fact, it may very well be the only thing you listen to - everything else seems to lose its charm (though that's not the case with everyone). The whole concept of concerts doesn't excite you much - the music sounds just as good on CD, after all, and there's too many morons stumbling around at shows. You're just not a people person; other metalheads respct you to a degree but think you're kind of a dick (and often a racist ****er). You don't really care what they think, of course - you know you're better.

 

[Yaype]

True Metalhead

 

[Matrix]

Also true metalhead.

That's one cool quiz!

 

[HighlandWarrior]

death metal psycho

 

[WillJ]

You are a Mallcore Kid. You're into whatever the media presents as the heaviest thing going, mostly cause you're just too damn ignorant and comfortable to find anything else. You're rebellious and angry, though you're not quite sure why, and you like to piss off other people - to a point. Concerts (if you can afford the expensive tickets) rock, cause girls flash their tits and you can jump around and see your favorite nu-metal bands. The rest of the metal scene loathes you, and with good reason, you little turd. Listen to Black Sabbath for 24 hours straight, and then we can talk.

Seems about right, except for... all of it.

 

[metalhead]

You are a True Metalhead. You dig the classic music and the classic lifestyle. As metalheads go, you're pretty open-minded in terms of music and lyrics; if it rocks, then you'll listen to it. Concerts are the pinnacle of the metal experience, though sometimes they get a little too crazy. You generally respect everybody else, but as far as you're concerned, they all wish they were Priest or Maiden.

Well, DUH!

 

[sysyphus]

You are a Prog Metal Fan. Progressive metal, innovative stuff that transcends the boundaries of standard heavy metal, is what it's all about for you. The more intricate and difficult to play, the better, and generic, simplistic stuff just turns your stomach. You have a chance to hear even more innovations and stunning musical ability at shows. Your elitist attitudes rub soe people the wrong way - they call you pretentious, a snob, a wanker. But you know they're just jealous because they don't understand it

Makes sense for one like me who worships Rush.

 

[Eklektikos]

"You are a Prog Metal Fan. Progressive metal, innovative stuff that transcends the boundaries of standard heavy metal, is what it's all about for you. The more intricate and difficult to play, the better, and generic, simplistic stuff just turns your stomach. You have a chance to hear even more innovations and stunning musical ability at shows. Your elitist attitudes rub soe people the wrong way - they call you pretentious, a snob, a wanker. But you know they're just jealous because they don't understand it."

Or not...

 

[ShiplordAtvar]

You are a Thrasher. It's all about the thrash metal scene of the 80s, and paying attention to all the **** in the world authority doesn't want you to see. You're down with anything that upholds the principles of the Almighty Riff, but those weak-ass synthesizers piss you off to no end. A metal show is more than just music, it's Good Friendly Violent Fun - the pit is your second home. You're generally cool with anyone who respects you, but nothing pisses you off like pretentious wankers - and of course, the hated POSEURS.

 

[toh6wy]

It describes me as a Prog Metal Fan, but after looking at all the options, I'd describe myself as in between this and True Metalhead.

 

[Zamphyr]

True Metalhead

...which is perfect since I saw Maiden last month. They rocked.

Arch Enemy opened, they sucked.

 

[Grisu]

You are a Power Metal Warrior , eh whatever

You are a Power Metal Warrior. HAIL, BROTHER. Metal isn't just music to you, it's a religion to be followed obsessively - and the temple at which you worship is that of Power Metal. Power chords, orchestral brilliance, epic calls to battle - that's what gets your blood pumping. Power metal is an escape from the bull**** of daily life, and at a concert, you can enter that fantasy as you relive the adventures of your power metal heroes. You're into other stuff too, but sometimes you just don't get what people see in endless waves of monotonous brutality. Some call you a nerd, but you're more than willing to make them regret it. Just make sure you have your broadsword and plate armor...

 

[Hitro]

Oh.

I thought this was about gossip about metalhead.

 

[ComradeDavo]

You are a True Metalhead. You dig the classic music and the classic lifestyle. As metalheads go, you're pretty open-minded in terms of music and lyrics; if it rocks, then you'll listen to it. Concerts are the pinnacle of the metal experience, though sometimes they get a little too crazy. You generally respect everybody else, but as far as you're concerned, they all wish they were Priest or Maiden.

Cool....not that I listen to either Priest or Maiden (though i've seen Iron Maiden live and they were pretty good ).

 

[Master_Debater]

You are a Black Metal KVLTist. Black metal is one of the most extreme and advanced forms of metal (or music in general), and you're damn proud of the fact that you have the balls and brains to listen to it. As a matter of fact, it may very well be the only thing you listen to - everything else seems to lose its charm (though that's not the case with everyone). The whole concept of concerts doesn't excite you much - the music sounds just as good on CD, after all, and there's too many morons stumbling around at shows. You're just not a people person; other metalheads respct you to a degree but think you're kind of a dick (and often a racist ****er). You don't really care what they think, of course - you know you're better.


Too bad I like progressive death metal more. I AM a bit racist, though.

 

[Serutan]

Originally posted by sysyphus

Makes sense for one like me who worships Rush.

I knew there must be some reason you were likeable. Rush does
indeed rule

I too, was a prog metalhead. I did find it interesting, though, that
Metallica was conspicuous by its absence in that poll (runs for cover)...