philippe
FYI, I chase trains.
There was a time there was a poor princess becuase everything she touched melted...
So the king decides who can bring something that doesnt melt
in the hands of the princess will marry her.
So the first one came.He was a great warrior and he brought his beggist sword.But the princess touched it and it melted.
So the rich merchant came and brought her diamonds.the hardest mineral couldnt melt no?
But the diamonds melted so the merchant dropped off whining about his diamonds...
Then a peasant came and said"Oh princess i got something really hard in my pants,come on touch it very gently"
So she putted her hants in his pants and she found it was really hard and so they married.
Question:"what was in his pants?"
Answer:M&Ms of course.they melt in your mouth not in your hands!
What where you thinking about, pervert?!?
So the king decides who can bring something that doesnt melt
in the hands of the princess will marry her.
So the first one came.He was a great warrior and he brought his beggist sword.But the princess touched it and it melted.
So the rich merchant came and brought her diamonds.the hardest mineral couldnt melt no?
But the diamonds melted so the merchant dropped off whining about his diamonds...
Then a peasant came and said"Oh princess i got something really hard in my pants,come on touch it very gently"
So she putted her hants in his pants and she found it was really hard and so they married.
Question:"what was in his pants?"
Answer:M&Ms of course.they melt in your mouth not in your hands!
What where you thinking about, pervert?!?
