The questions-not-worth-their-own-thread question thread V

[really]

I sing along to Spandau Ballet's "Gold" quite a lot.

Friends of mine used to live next door to Tony Hadley - we sang that song alot when we were over there.

 

[Huayna Capac357]

Why does it seem like a lot of rock concerts/festivals etc. are held in Prague?

 

[Shekwan]

Maybe you're accidentally using a Czech entertainment website when looking up concerts?

 

[Sharwood]

No you need to take the poo before you get in the shower. Then you can clean yourself off and save on the toilet paper without minimal poo actually in the shower.

I've actually done this. Before anyone asks, I was in prison, and I didn't have any toilet paper at the time.

 

[Mowque]

I've actually done this. Before anyone asks, I was in prison, and I didn't have any toilet paper at the time.

What for? Prison i mean.

 

[Sharwood]

What for? Prison i mean.

I've explained it plenty of times. Corrupt cops arresting me for something a cop did. Got 11 months in prison and at least $500,000 in compensation out of it.

 

[Mowque]

I've explained it plenty of times. Corrupt cops arresting me for something a cop did. Got 11 months in prison and at least $500,000 in compensation out of it.

I must have missed the post.

 

[Brighteye]

I've explained it plenty of times. Corrupt cops arresting me for something a cop did. Got 11 months in prison and at least $500,000 in compensation out of it.

If a dollar buys what a pound buys, I'd regard that as a reasonable deal (in my current situation).

 

[Camikaze]

If a dollar buys what a pound buys, I'd regard that as a reasonable deal (in my current situation).

$500 000 is about ₤200 000. So, yeah, that would be quite sweet.

Edit for clarification: Without the whole prison bit.

 

[Sharwood]

If a dollar buys what a pound buys, I'd regard that as a reasonable deal (in my current situation).

That's because you haven't spent 11 months in prison. Let me give you a little snippet.

When I entered prison, I'd never gouged a man's eye out, or bitten another on the throat. When I entered prison, I weighed 85kg (187lbs) of pure, professional wrestling goodness. I weighed 35kg (77lbs) upon my release. Still think it's worth it?

 

[Mirc]

35kg? How tall are you?

 

[Huayna Capac357]

EDIT: Never mind.

 

[Mirc]

Read above.

 

[Sharwood]

35kg? How tall are you?

165cm (5'4"). I had to take special dietary supplements for six months to avoid permanent organ damage from malnourishment.

What did you get in for?

Rape and assaulting an officer. Said officer was the one doing the rape, hence why he got assaulted. If it weren't for DNA I'd still be doing a ten year stint. Or, more likely, dead. If I was lucky, impersonating Harrison Ford on the outside. If they put me in Parklea or Windsor I could escape any time I wanted, but other prisons aren't as easy.

 

[Phlegmak]

Rape and assaulting an officer. Said officer was the one doing the rape, hence why he got assaulted. If it weren't for DNA I'd still be doing a ten year stint. Or, more likely, dead. If I was lucky, impersonating Harrison Ford on the outside. If they put me in Parklea or Windsor I could escape any time I wanted, but other prisons aren't as easy.

Absolutely horrible. What happened to the corrupt cop?

 

[Sharwood]

Absolutely horrible. What happened to the corrupt cop?

Murdered in prison. Karma.

 

[Cutlass]

How many movies does Hollywood make in a year?

 

[Sharwood]

How many movies does Hollywood make in a year?

How many quality movies? Zero. Don't know how many all-told.

 

[Huayna Capac357]

Probably over 100. In fact, probably over 300.

 

[Phlegmak]

How many quality movies? Zero. Don't know how many all-told.

Nah, Hollywood makes a good movie every once in a while. Watchmen was good. But most Hollywood movies are indeed bad.