The quickest way...

[conormcgarry]

Two guys in a bar...

One asks the other..."What's the quickest way to Oxford?"

Other replies..."Are you walking or driving?"

First guy says..."Driving."

"Then that's the quickest way!"

 

[Achinz]

Reminds me one of the modified versions of Murphy's Law:

"The quickest way between two points is always under construction."

 

[conormcgarry]

Murphy's Law:

A Smith & Wesson beats four aces!

 

[conormcgarry]

Another one is:

Murphy's Golden Rule - whoever has the gold makes the rules!