The Reign in Spain
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Daedwartin
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damn...you going to remember about russia.
which i should warn the Spanish King that if he were germany in this situation, he would be in for one hell of a ride.
Russia will throw more units than anyone at a problem if going strong. Britain would have numbers and tech. it be hell for you
which i should warn the Spanish King that if he were germany in this situation, he would be in for one hell of a ride.
Russia will throw more units than anyone at a problem if going strong. Britain would have numbers and tech. it be hell for you
constantinople
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Chapter XIX
King: We are so going to win this war!
Advisor: Ahem! Sire, I don't mean to be an interrupting Ingrid but...
King:
Advisor: Well we got a great general...
King: T_T I'VE NEVER EVER LOST A CITY!!! TEHY WILL PEHY!
King: Make the GG leader of this cuirassier.
King: And show them the horror of war...
Advisor: Moar British carracks are coming. They came just in time to watch their final group of pistoliers be routed brutally.
King: In honor of this magnificent event, I've constructed the Amsterdam beurs. We'll have a dam good war thanks to it!
Advisor: We've spotted more galleons terrorizing our ships.
King: Oh well, I've lost Burdeos. I can afford to lose a corsair.
King: He, he won!?!
King: This gave me the confidence to begin negotiations with the British king!
King: Let's make peace, old chap!
George III (according to the Spanish king): DUH! DOI! IM STOOPID!
Advisor: Another small wave of English troops are near St. Flour.
King: Send in our huskiest hussars to destroy them.
Advisor: We've won a tremendous victory! less than 20% of our troops died, compared to 100% of the British troops dying!
King: Yay!
Advisor: But there still is bad news...The British have a huge surplus of soldiers to attack us. A SoD is near Tolosa. We assume A: they'll attack Tolosa and advance south of the Pyrenees. B: They'll avenge their brethren from the assault near St. Flour. C: They're just here to pillage and will eventually leave. Our troops sent to kill the British Swiss mercenaries lost leaving the Pyrenees open to a British invasion.
King: Or D: We won't let them take anymore cities...
Advisor: Here they come...
King: Yay, I've set up the colony of New England!
Advisor: Why are you still calling it that?
King: Because New Spain is already taking and New England is where I dumped the carcasses of dead Englishmen from the El Ferrol SoD.
Advisor: Well the British SoD left Tolosa but a SoND is coming to Saint Flour...
King: Don't let the British Burdeous Bombarding Boys get away! Kill them!
Advisor: The battle was...adequate.
Advisor: Umm...bad news. A new fleet is coming, it's parked in Burdeos...It's clearly heading to El Ferrol...
King: Okay, we need to make peace with England...
King: Gerogey, what's the price for peace...
Advisor: TAKE IT!
King: K.
Dooooo...du-du-du-du.
King: That was a chinsey deal, I destroyed most of the British armies...
Advisor: Yes, but you were the only side to lose a city, and that's all that matters.
King: Oh well, at least this has caused the Spanish Great Awakening..
Spanish Great Awakening: When the English attacked the Spanish, the Spanish found themselves off-guard and unprepared for the war, their military was in poor shape and most of their money was being spent on colonial projects. After the war, the Spanish King realized reforms needed to be made so his kingdom could stay on top.
King: Err... what was that?
Advisor: Just go on...
King: As I was saying...I've now learned I need to focus on my military too. The war also brought on new technological breakthroughs for the sake of the military, science and math. Screw all of you anti-war hippies, war is arsum! Look at this cool ship we've invented called the Frigg'n 8.
Advisor: I know this is off topic but another merchant has been born in one of your cities. I guess he feared his merchant ship would be sunk because there is no freedom of the seas.
King: Yeah, and if the British wouldn't sink him, Redbeard and Germans sure would. Cuz they believe in unrestricted subfrigate warfare.
King: Yeah, I'm going to rebuild my military - faster, stronger, awesomer! I just need some more-
King:
UH-OH!!! The Second Anglo-Reigno-in-Spaino-Randomer War has broken out! Will the British actually "win" this time, or will they not? YOU HAVE TO TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT!!!
King: We are so going to win this war!
Advisor: Ahem! Sire, I don't mean to be an interrupting Ingrid but...
Spoiler :
King:
Advisor: Well we got a great general...
King: T_T I'VE NEVER EVER LOST A CITY!!! TEHY WILL PEHY!
King: Make the GG leader of this cuirassier.
Spoiler :
King: And show them the horror of war...
Spoiler :
Advisor: Moar British carracks are coming. They came just in time to watch their final group of pistoliers be routed brutally.
King: In honor of this magnificent event, I've constructed the Amsterdam beurs. We'll have a dam good war thanks to it!
Spoiler :
Advisor: We've spotted more galleons terrorizing our ships.
King: Oh well, I've lost Burdeos. I can afford to lose a corsair.
Spoiler :
King: He, he won!?!
King: This gave me the confidence to begin negotiations with the British king!
King: Let's make peace, old chap!
George III (according to the Spanish king): DUH! DOI! IM STOOPID!
Spoiler :
Advisor: Another small wave of English troops are near St. Flour.
King: Send in our huskiest hussars to destroy them.
Spoiler :
Advisor: We've won a tremendous victory! less than 20% of our troops died, compared to 100% of the British troops dying!
King: Yay!
Advisor: But there still is bad news...The British have a huge surplus of soldiers to attack us. A SoD is near Tolosa. We assume A: they'll attack Tolosa and advance south of the Pyrenees. B: They'll avenge their brethren from the assault near St. Flour. C: They're just here to pillage and will eventually leave. Our troops sent to kill the British Swiss mercenaries lost leaving the Pyrenees open to a British invasion.
King: Or D: We won't let them take anymore cities...
Spoiler :
Advisor: Here they come...
Spoiler :
King: Yay, I've set up the colony of New England!
Advisor: Why are you still calling it that?
King: Because New Spain is already taking and New England is where I dumped the carcasses of dead Englishmen from the El Ferrol SoD.
Spoiler :
Advisor: Well the British SoD left Tolosa but a SoND is coming to Saint Flour...
Spoiler :
King: Don't let the British Burdeous Bombarding Boys get away! Kill them!
Spoiler :
Advisor: The battle was...adequate.
Spoiler :
Advisor: Umm...bad news. A new fleet is coming, it's parked in Burdeos...It's clearly heading to El Ferrol...
Spoiler :
King: Okay, we need to make peace with England...
King: Gerogey, what's the price for peace...
Spoiler :
Advisor: TAKE IT!
King: K.
Dooooo...du-du-du-du.
King: That was a chinsey deal, I destroyed most of the British armies...
Advisor: Yes, but you were the only side to lose a city, and that's all that matters.
King: Oh well, at least this has caused the Spanish Great Awakening..
Spanish Great Awakening: When the English attacked the Spanish, the Spanish found themselves off-guard and unprepared for the war, their military was in poor shape and most of their money was being spent on colonial projects. After the war, the Spanish King realized reforms needed to be made so his kingdom could stay on top.
King: Err... what was that?
Advisor: Just go on...
King: As I was saying...I've now learned I need to focus on my military too. The war also brought on new technological breakthroughs for the sake of the military, science and math. Screw all of you anti-war hippies, war is arsum! Look at this cool ship we've invented called the Frigg'n 8.
Spoiler :
Advisor: I know this is off topic but another merchant has been born in one of your cities. I guess he feared his merchant ship would be sunk because there is no freedom of the seas.
King: Yeah, and if the British wouldn't sink him, Redbeard and Germans sure would. Cuz they believe in unrestricted subfrigate warfare.
Spoiler :
King: Yeah, I'm going to rebuild my military - faster, stronger, awesomer! I just need some more-
Spoiler :
King:
UH-OH!!! The Second Anglo-Reigno-in-Spaino-Randomer War has broken out! Will the British actually "win" this time, or will they not? YOU HAVE TO TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT!!!
constantinople
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I think I was slightly ahead of Britain but far behind Russia.
CocoIsKing28
Slightly less stupid
Crush 'em bleedin' Brits! Luckily you have your Friggin' 8s to stop them....
Daedwartin
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You know Russia is probably moving a truely humongous SOD across Europe right now.
constantinople
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I'm pretty sure I've said this before but I've finished the game a long time ago.
I loaded my last save (1786) to see what atrocious acts Russia was committing and this is what I found:
I loaded my last save (1786) to see what atrocious acts Russia was committing and this is what I found:
Spoiler :
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I'm pretty sure I've said this before but I've finished the game a long time ago.
I loaded my last save (1786) to see what atrocious acts Russia was committing and this is what I found:
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Well, road to war your playing the nazis against everyone, and stalin gets more time than you to get big forces...plus, SOD does the allies injustice in WW2. Multi-tile deep wall of doom from all sides is a better term.
constantinople
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Usually, when I'm playing as the Nazis in RtW, Russia either has a couple huge SoDs or one tremendously huge SoD. When I first played RtW, I had no idea what to do and I played as Germany. Because Poland has no UUs, I defeated them semi-easily. But when I had to invade France, I just hurled tanks and infantries at them and lost horribly.
Luigiii2
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ya... German rtw can end up going quite badly, particularly if you don't kill Britain quickly.
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Yeah...the line is a complete pain to smash. and on historical, you have to wait for the god damn low countries invasion point to be able to go around it...and the AI for France hasn't been given phony war programming
strijder20
Wallowing in irony
I found it pretty easy with artilleries.
constantinople
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Funny you should mention the phony war. I'm testing a modmod I've made of the RtW that changes the cost of producing units, gives some civs more cities and adds Maginot Fortifications in Finland (Mannerheim Line) and Greece (Metaxas Line). France sent a giant SoD of 47 Renault tanks and other units to Freiburg and the cities keeps getting exchanged between the two countries. Germany had a SoD stationed in Essen but it didn't do anything for a while. It's really hard to make a historical WW2 mod.
But we should really get back on topic here.
I'll try to post the next update in two days.
Any comments on the story so far?
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But we should really get back on topic here.
I'll try to post the next update in two days.
Any comments on the story so far?
King of Anshan
aprrentice Worlddominator
Like the last six pages were devoid of comments, I'm missing some epic war and genocidal events on certain island nations.
SamSniped
DJ Goodboye
I 
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meanwhile, coming from a universe or two to the left, and from the northern waters of the Soviet Coast...
Captain Marko Ramius: It reminds me of the heady days of Sputnik and Yuri Gagarin when the world trembled at the sound of our rockets. Now they will tremble again - at the sound of our silence. The order is: engage the silent drive.
Why use subs to destpry shipping when you can get 120 nuclear weapons that can hit the US from the point it left port...despite the fact the port is north of where Moscow is by a long shot( i.e. not on map.)...which places all of Europe in range.
Time to see the Bourgious swine fry...
Captain Marko Ramius: It reminds me of the heady days of Sputnik and Yuri Gagarin when the world trembled at the sound of our rockets. Now they will tremble again - at the sound of our silence. The order is: engage the silent drive.
Why use subs to destpry shipping when you can get 120 nuclear weapons that can hit the US from the point it left port...despite the fact the port is north of where Moscow is by a long shot( i.e. not on map.)...which places all of Europe in range.
Time to see the Bourgious swine fry...
constantinople
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Chapter XX
King:
They broke the treaty! It's a ten-year treaty, not a five-year treaty!
Advisor: Well, sire, what can we do?
King: I'll tell you what we won't do: lose any cities! Send a Hussar directly to Burdeos.
Advisor: The city is only guarded one musketman!
King: TAKE THE CITY!!!
Advisor: We've captured the city back - and since the entire population was Spanish, there is no anarchy!!
Advisor: Your Spanishness, a British raiding party has been spotted near St. Flour.
King: Kill them!!!
Advisor: Georgey is willing to negotiate for a treaty, but he thinks he is better than you!
King: NNOOOOOoooOOOOO!!!!1111!
King: Let the war continue!
Advisor: Well, we're back to our borders before the First Anglo-Spanish War.
King: You mean the First Spaino-English War.
Advisor: Right...We assume another British fleet will terrorize Burdeos, then move on to El Ferrol.
King: Good, we'll have some time to prepare.
Advisor: The city-state of Marseilles wishes to join us.
King: Then letMarshill, Mazzil, Marshall, let's just call it Marsella.
Advisor: Umm, sire, you know how I said the British fleet would stop at Burdeos...?
King: Yes...!
Advisor: They went right to El Ferrol...with a bigger SoD than before...
Advisor: We've got word from our territories in France. British forces have retreated out of our land, presumably to form a huge SoD.
Advisor: But a priest has risen out of all this chaos and is still pious to his faith.
King: Okay, have him join the city.
Advisor: British ships are moving south to pillage the seashore.
King: No! We can't lose the Atlantic Access! Use the Frigg'n 8!
Advisor: They seem to work well. And it looks the British are trying to rebuild their navy. Also, they've pulled out a lot of troops to attack El Ferrol.
King: Well...cool. But I've founded a colony in this Afreaka. We've colonized this place we call Cape Town because the founding fathers believed themselves to be superheroes and wore capes.
Advisor: Back to our military - another Great General has arisen.
King: "Great!" Have him join a tercio.
Advisor: Our troops have made excellent progress in defeating the British SoD near El Ferrol.
King: Okay, there are only a few left - finish 'em off!
Advisor: A British Cuirassier has been spotted near St. Flour.
King: Send in a cuirassier to kill him.
Advisor: It didn't work, but our men were able to withdraw.
King: Okay, send in a pikeman.
King: I don't feel up to losing Burdeos, let's just make peace.
Advisor: But, sire-
King: No. We need peace.
George: Here's my offer.
King:A bit Completely terrible but I'll take it.
Advisor: Sire, I'm surprised of you...
King: I'm sorry...no I'm not...it's just...our foreign sucks. It needs improvement; besides, the longer the war continues, the bigger the chance of a Russian-British alliance, and we can't let that happen. And, Catholicism has been restored to the English throne and, besides the Pope, they're the only other Catholic nation here...
Will Spain and England finally get along, or will they not? Find out soon, but not soon enough.
King:
They broke the treaty! It's a ten-year treaty, not a five-year treaty!Advisor: Well, sire, what can we do?
King: I'll tell you what we won't do: lose any cities! Send a Hussar directly to Burdeos.
Advisor: The city is only guarded one musketman!
King: TAKE THE CITY!!!
Spoiler :
Advisor: We've captured the city back - and since the entire population was Spanish, there is no anarchy!!
Spoiler :
Advisor: Your Spanishness, a British raiding party has been spotted near St. Flour.
King: Kill them!!!
Spoiler :
Advisor: Georgey is willing to negotiate for a treaty, but he thinks he is better than you!
Spoiler :
King: NNOOOOOoooOOOOO!!!!1111!
King: Let the war continue!
Advisor: Well, we're back to our borders before the First Anglo-Spanish War.
King: You mean the First Spaino-English War.
Advisor: Right...We assume another British fleet will terrorize Burdeos, then move on to El Ferrol.
King: Good, we'll have some time to prepare.
Spoiler :
Advisor: The city-state of Marseilles wishes to join us.
King: Then let
Spoiler :
Advisor: Umm, sire, you know how I said the British fleet would stop at Burdeos...?
King: Yes...!
Advisor: They went right to El Ferrol...with a bigger SoD than before...
Spoiler :
Advisor: We've got word from our territories in France. British forces have retreated out of our land, presumably to form a huge SoD.
Spoiler :
Advisor: But a priest has risen out of all this chaos and is still pious to his faith.
King: Okay, have him join the city.
Spoiler :
Advisor: British ships are moving south to pillage the seashore.
King: No! We can't lose the Atlantic Access! Use the Frigg'n 8!
Spoiler :
Advisor: They seem to work well. And it looks the British are trying to rebuild their navy. Also, they've pulled out a lot of troops to attack El Ferrol.
Spoiler :
King: Well...cool. But I've founded a colony in this Afreaka. We've colonized this place we call Cape Town because the founding fathers believed themselves to be superheroes and wore capes.
Spoiler :
Advisor: Back to our military - another Great General has arisen.
King: "Great!" Have him join a tercio.
Spoiler :
Advisor: Our troops have made excellent progress in defeating the British SoD near El Ferrol.
King: Okay, there are only a few left - finish 'em off!
Spoiler :
Advisor: A British Cuirassier has been spotted near St. Flour.
King: Send in a cuirassier to kill him.
Advisor: It didn't work, but our men were able to withdraw.
King: Okay, send in a pikeman.
Spoiler :
King: I don't feel up to losing Burdeos, let's just make peace.
Advisor: But, sire-
King: No. We need peace.
George: Here's my offer.
King:
Spoiler :
Advisor: Sire, I'm surprised of you...
King: I'm sorry...no I'm not...it's just...our foreign sucks. It needs improvement; besides, the longer the war continues, the bigger the chance of a Russian-British alliance, and we can't let that happen. And, Catholicism has been restored to the English throne and, besides the Pope, they're the only other Catholic nation here...
Will Spain and England finally get along, or will they not? Find out soon
Daedwartin
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why do I have the feeling the war between Spain and Russia if thought of in RL terms is Spain funding rebels in the Duchy of Moscow, and having them have to fight off all the independents. I.e. not actually fight directly.
Here's a story idea: have God decide to reveal himself. He takes control of Spain. He uses them to start global conquest.
Totally not inspired by warhammer.
Here's a story idea: have God decide to reveal himself. He takes control of Spain. He uses them to start global conquest.
Totally not inspired by warhammer.
constantinople
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I'm not sure when I'll be able to make Chapter XXI but it won't be for at least another three days.
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