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The Rise and Fall of Radio (a BTS DI)
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Radio awoke, realizing that the promised land was now open for business.
"Well, lloks like I'll just go in and settle that. OMG look at those men in red coats, I hate the color red, and I really hate coats as well!" (Radio did not realize that he had had too much to drink the night before, not helped by the mildly hallucinogenic tinkering of gods)
Taste my hot, vaporizing bits of nuclear energy!
Radio celebrated these fireworks and decided there need to be something to celebrate, so he drafted a Constitution post fireworksto appease his citizens who were awakened by the loud explosion and the pitter-patter of fallout on their roofs.
Next naturally came Military Tradition, as Radio just liked horsies and wished that people could combine the speed of horses with the fun destructiveness of rifles.
Naturally, to fund these crazy horse riders, Radio researched Economics and adopted a free market, hoping that one day he could witness a famous institution known as "Wall Street" slowly take over his empire.
The economists clamored for more ways to make money, and Radio happily obliged with Corporations, realizing that they were people too, and people deserve to trade with other people, at the expense of some of the people.
Caesar, realizing this genius, grew jealous and demanded a large sum of gold from Radio. Radio turned him down saying "The gods want me to keep it, sorry". It is reported that in an ironic twist, Julius strangled Brutus that night and irreprably altered history.
Then, Radio realized that ships sailing against the current could work, if only he could get Napoleon to believe him. In any case, the levees would be nice.
Radio, remembering the good god Dumanios' quest, got a bit closer with Boudi-Nevva Winter so that later the two could get married.
Then, in a horrible turn of events, Ethiopia marched into the promised land and took Vandal, a horrible affront to the gods, if you ask me.
"Well, lloks like I'll just go in and settle that. OMG look at those men in red coats, I hate the color red, and I really hate coats as well!" (Radio did not realize that he had had too much to drink the night before, not helped by the mildly hallucinogenic tinkering of gods)
Taste my hot, vaporizing bits of nuclear energy!
Radio celebrated these fireworks and decided there need to be something to celebrate, so he drafted a Constitution post fireworksto appease his citizens who were awakened by the loud explosion and the pitter-patter of fallout on their roofs.
Next naturally came Military Tradition, as Radio just liked horsies and wished that people could combine the speed of horses with the fun destructiveness of rifles.
Naturally, to fund these crazy horse riders, Radio researched Economics and adopted a free market, hoping that one day he could witness a famous institution known as "Wall Street" slowly take over his empire.
The economists clamored for more ways to make money, and Radio happily obliged with Corporations, realizing that they were people too, and people deserve to trade with other people, at the expense of some of the people.
Caesar, realizing this genius, grew jealous and demanded a large sum of gold from Radio. Radio turned him down saying "The gods want me to keep it, sorry". It is reported that in an ironic twist, Julius strangled Brutus that night and irreprably altered history.
Then, Radio realized that ships sailing against the current could work, if only he could get Napoleon to believe him. In any case, the levees would be nice.
Radio, remembering the good god Dumanios' quest, got a bit closer with Boudi-Nevva Winter so that later the two could get married.
Then, in a horrible turn of events, Ethiopia marched into the promised land and took Vandal, a horrible affront to the gods, if you ask me.
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That gives you a clue of what happened...
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Something tells me that this is going to end very very badly.
Fearing the godswar, the God of Something declared "I must build a sanctuary that none can reach!". The results were strange as always. Cities rose in the middle of the seas.
Fearing the godswar, the God of Something declared "I must build a sanctuary that none can reach!". The results were strange as always. Cities rose in the middle of the seas.
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Boom. Story up.
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The God of Ice was furious, angered, enraged, outraged, and POed at the same time. He pounded his fist on his desk, and it fell to pieces.
"Damn it, Lelouch!" Dumanios yelled.
"What distresses you, milord?" Bob asked.
"Lelouch has ruined all chances of my quest to Radio ever succeeding! The one called Winter would rather marry a porcupine than Radio at this rate!"
"What can I do?"
"Send forth the seven, along with the King and the Scientist," Dumanios stated, his voice cold and bitter, instead of hot and fuming. Bob was shocked.
"The seven, the King, and the Scientist!? But my lord-"
"I've done my part in this, and I've forgiven Radio for being unable to wed anyone. Now, do your part."
"Yes, my lord."
For Radio
Not for Radio
"Damn it, Lelouch!" Dumanios yelled.
"What distresses you, milord?" Bob asked.
"Lelouch has ruined all chances of my quest to Radio ever succeeding! The one called Winter would rather marry a porcupine than Radio at this rate!"
"What can I do?"
"Send forth the seven, along with the King and the Scientist," Dumanios stated, his voice cold and bitter, instead of hot and fuming. Bob was shocked.
"The seven, the King, and the Scientist!? But my lord-"
"I've done my part in this, and I've forgiven Radio for being unable to wed anyone. Now, do your part."
"Yes, my lord."
For Radio
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Not for Radio
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strijder20
Wallowing in irony
Mine now.
strijder20
Wallowing in irony
'So, and again they begin the apocalypse? You seem doomed, Radio, but you aren't. I'm not allowed to reverse any interventions, but I can make my own...'
And thus Radio was saved once again by his greatest protector, Strijder.
'Oh, and try to find my new nature reservate. You will recognise it by it's forests and lake. Beware, though, as you will have to travel deep into enemy territory...'
And thus Radio was saved once again by his greatest protector, Strijder.
'Oh, and try to find my new nature reservate. You will recognise it by it's forests and lake. Beware, though, as you will have to travel deep into enemy territory...'
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Radio Noer
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I kinda want to play now, but I'll wait at least 6 hours, probably more.
Radio Noer
The Devourer
I'll play tomorrow, Skyrimming now 
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Now that I got iOS 5, I can scroll down on the fonts list!
Brilliant update by the way. My intervention:
Janus watched the world dissolve into chaos, just as Radio's choice had prophesied. He knew that some Gods were desparately trying to salvage civilization, but fate was against them; they would not succeed.
NFRE:
Brilliant update by the way. My intervention:
Janus watched the world dissolve into chaos, just as Radio's choice had prophesied. He knew that some Gods were desparately trying to salvage civilization, but fate was against them; they would not succeed.
NFRE:
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Radio found that the world was not the same as it was a short while ago. The planet was plunged into war and it seemed like the only hope of victory was in the company of the Marines and Navy S.E.A.L.s that a mysterious and friendly god had given him.
Naturally, Radio made a lot of negotiations to end what could be some very costly conflicts.
Then, realizing that peace was far too boring and his new, amazing units needed some exercise, he declared war on Huayna Capac.
"It's not you, it's me. I hope we can still be firends after this"
And after only a couple years of war, two cities were captured.
Then a couple more came before Huayna gave up.
"Twas a good run, but I think it's better if we stick together."
That's really all that happened, kinda anti-climactic if you ask me.
Naturally, Radio made a lot of negotiations to end what could be some very costly conflicts.
Spoiler :
Then, realizing that peace was far too boring and his new, amazing units needed some exercise, he declared war on Huayna Capac.
"It's not you, it's me. I hope we can still be firends after this"
And after only a couple years of war, two cities were captured.
Then a couple more came before Huayna gave up.
"Twas a good run, but I think it's better if we stick together."
That's really all that happened, kinda anti-climactic if you ask me.
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