The Rise and Fall of Radio (a BTS DI)

[Civ'ed]

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MaxWar ..... God of Randomness and things that should not be happening.

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BOOOOM

 

[Radio Noer]

playing now

 

[Radio Noer]

Part 2: Out of the Night​

Radio awoke the next morning, it was hot and a bit humid near his palace, he opened the window...

"What the @#$@%#@!!!"

His lands were ravaged by sands and sickening jungles, the gods seemed most displeased.

"Oh gods, what have I done to thee to deserve this most cruel punishment?"

The gods had no time to answer, as Radio's former "friends" now felt the need to verbally assault him, there were not at war...yet but Radio felt as if an ominous event had taken place to cause his friends to so quickly turn on him.

Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.​

Radio had heard this verse before, he realized that this must be the night covering him, he thanked the gods who had foresaken him, and charged forward with all the ferocity of a constipated cow trying to relieve itself of its misery.

Radio tried repairing his friendship with Huayna by giving him silf for the low, low price of 2 gold every couple decades, which Huaya accepted.

Radio boldly planted a city in the searing deserts, even the cows didn't want to be there, but Radio was determined, he would claw his way back up to the top, with or without the help of the gods.

Radio, realizing relations couldn't really be worse with Zara, stole from him his Polytheism, which went unnoticed by the Ethiopians.

Then, Radio improved his government, asking not what it could do for him, but what it would do for the gods.

This naturally led into the development of a Bureaucracy, improving the meager gains of the simultaneously jungled-deserted-icy capital.

Finally, Radio solidified a shaky alliance with Huayna, giving him Polytheism for gold.

Quests:
None assigned, therefore none done.

Begin your "subtle" edits!

 

[Caragus]

Carannys looked down upon the earth, and stopped in surprise. "Radio Noer is still alive? I would have though that one of the more chaotic gods would have finished him by now."
Carannys was not finished with Radio yet. Not by a longshot. He breathed but once, and the land was stirring for war.......

For Radio Noer:

Spoiler :

The city of True Persia is supposed to represent a band of Persians that left, forming their own nation.

Forbidden to Radio Noer:

Spoiler :

Altered the diplomacy relationship with Zara Yaqob to the lowest it can possibly be, and reduced the population in some of his cities. Also, created the city of True Persia.

 

[MaxWar]

he thanked the gods who had foresaken him, and charged forward with all the ferocity of a constipated cow trying to relieve itself of its misery.

This is very "Pooetic"

 

[Lelouch]

got it

 

[Radio Noer]

This is very "Pooetic"

It was inspired by something my grandpa posted on Facebook concerning his snowblower.

 

[Lelouch]

As Radio Noer slept, he started to have a dream. In the dream, he found himself in Persia, but not today's Persia, but as it had been before the gods warped it to their own desires. As he marveled at the landscape, someone started walking towards him. As the stranger got closer, he began to make out his features. He had greenish hair, and had some sort of metal plate covering his left eye. the stranger said, "I am Lord Jeremiah Gottwald, and I have seen what has happened to your lands." suddenly, The landscape became what Persia was after the gods had had their way with the world.
"This land is useless." Lord Jeremiah said. "It will get worse and worse as time goes by." I have made a chance for your people to escape this tortured existence. You must travel to my chosen lands. If you don't, then the land will get more and more distorted. I must go now."
NFRE

Spoiler :

I put water resorces on land and land resorces on water, improved the change tiles. I also added some fallout. My main change is the polar ice cap growing, and there is a convoluted path which leads to an island full of goldminefloodplains.

 

[brandon.herren]

got it, editing...

 

[Lelouch]

tell me if i went overboard

 

[MaxWar]

Hey was not they point of this thing about making some "subtle" adjustments?
There is not much subtlety in what i am seeing so far

 

[brandon.herren]

Radio Noer was walking across a street, the day no different from others. But there was suddenly a flash, and he feel asleep. When he awoke, everything looked the same, but the feeling in the air was different, something happened, something important, a ticking time bomb just waiting to go off had been formed. He shrugged it off, continued walking down that road, but the haunting feeling remained, the feeling things can always get worse...

Spoiler :

I got rid of all coal, aluminum, uranium, and oil in his land/near his land

 

[Optical]

Got it!

 

[Tambien]

NFRNE

Spoiler :

That's just mean....

 

[Optical]

Maybe it was simply bad luck, but as soon as the man with halitosis next door moved out of the city, an old crone with a sweat problem moved into the home on the other side. As a result, the smell of wool and dropped mint leaf of Fortunis once again went unnoticed by Radio, as the subtle god went forth once again to do his duty...

 

[thecaesar]

Radio was fretting about the fact that the majority of the Gods seemed to be against him. In fact, Lord Jeremiah was the only diety to show some kindness. Though he did not seem to have the power to stop the other Gods, at least he had given him a way out.

Suddenly an ancient door shimmered into existence in front of him. He thought he knew who it was, so he opened it with not a little apprehension.

And there was Janus. A god who looked perfectly normal, except he had two faces. Literally. GREETINGS, RADIO. I HEAR THAT YOU HAVE NOT BEEN FAVORED BY THE GODS.

"Yeah, you can say that again!" said Radio. "I don't even know what I did to displease them!"

I WILL NOT JUDGE THEM. I CANNOT. YOU SEE, THE GOD WHO IS MORE FICKLE THAN ME IS A RARE GOD INDEED. I HAVE COME TO ASK YOU TO MAKE ANOTHER CHOICE.

Oh hooray, thought Radio. "At least this time I know what I'm doing..." he said.

THE CHOICE IS BETWEEN TWO CITIES. ONE WILL RISE TO GREAT POWER AND FAME. BUT THE OTHER WILL FADE INTO THE DESERT, NEVER TO BE REMEMBERED FOR ANYTHING BUT IT'S USELESSNESS. CHOOSE WISELY.

And then he vanished, along with his door.

And that's when Radio noticed that he had just opened a free-standing door, since he was nowhere near any buildings. Creepy, he thought.

Quest:

Spoiler :

All you need to do is choose which city will become great, and which city will fall. Your choices are: Persepolis, Pasgarde, and Susa. You don't even need to play the game to make the decision.

 

[brandon.herren]

Poor Radio Noer, with all of these changes, I have doubt that he will survive past the 3rd or 4th update...

 

[Optical]

Lord Jeremiah was the only diety to show some kindness.

That's only because he doesn't know about Fortunis, god of subtlety

 

[Radio Noer]

All you need to do is choose which city will become great, and which city will fall. Your choices are: Persepolis, Pasgarde, and Susa

Let Persopolis rise and Pasargadae fall.

 

[thecaesar]

That's only because he doesn't know about Fortunis, god of subtlety

Well, that's Fortunis's fault, now isn't it? If he wasn't so darn subtle...

And could someone plz make these changes for me?

NFRE:

Spoiler :

Change all tiles in Pasargadae's BFC to desert/jungle/fallout.

Change all tiles in Persepolis's BFC to grassland with rivers and forests. Also, place these by Persepolis: Gold, Spices, Horses, Oil, Aluminum, and Corn.