The Rules of Being a Man

[Rambuchan]

^^^^^^

Jaws: Reported .





j/k

 

[classical_hero]

That is one thing that a man should never do.

 

[Rambuchan]

That is one thing that a man should never do.

Doh!

Double doh! (Blushing is definitely out).

 

[classical_hero]

One thing a real man should never do, and that is blush.

 

[Lozzy_Ozzy]

I blush constantly .

 

[fe3333au]

@ Jaws II ... Bloody Hell Man !!! ...

In future could you ANYONE post a warning before you THEY post anymore of this Man Power stuff !!!! ... I would like this to be rule zero ...

I was slowly down-a-paging thinking about whether to mention the reason that rugby players tape their ears to stop them sticking out in a scrum (one word Tyson ) and also what cavities are rudely digitally intruded upon in the same scrum

... and nearly had a bloody heart attack ... with that picture ... Far Out I think I need therapy !!!!

EDIT - Damn I blushed, didn't know there is a blush rule now

 

[Rambuchan]

You guys better be informed that there IS a blushing rule (at least there is now).

 

[blindside]

The blushing rule was a given. First rule of being a man, don't talk about the blushing rule.

 

[Rambuchan]

The blushing rule was a given. First rule of being a man, don't talk about the blushing rule.

^^^ Again!!! Reported .

 

[Mathilda]

How come there still isn't the one about not ever reading instructions, especially for anything remotely techhnical?

 

[Rambuchan]

How come there still isn't the one about not ever reading instructions, especially for anything remotely techhnical?

Thank you ma'am. I would like to respectfully point out that this is included in the 'never asking for directions' rule.

I'd also like to thank you for bringing us boys into some sense of order. I was We were getting a bit out of hand.

 

[Jawz II]

@ Jaws II ... Bloody Hell Man !!! ...

In future could you ANYONE post a warning before you THEY post anymore of this Man Power stuff !!!! ... I would like this to be rule zero ...

I was slowly down-a-paging thinking about whether to mention the reason that rugby players tape their ears to stop them sticking out in a scrum (one word Tyson ) and also what cavities are rudely digitally intruded upon in the same scrum

... and nearly had a bloody heart attack ... with that picture ... Far Out I think I need therapy !!!!

EDIT - Damn I blushed, didn't know there is a blush rule now

its bad

@manowar fans: guys, i like you all, but as a friend, im gonna take every chance i get to make fun of that band and your fanatic love for them

 

[nonconformist]

Manowar have fans?

 

[Mathilda]

Thank you ma'am. I would like to respectfully point out that this is included in the 'never asking for directions' rule.

Ok, I was associating not asking for directions with that infuriating habit of rather driving around for three hours than stopping to ask and not turning back even when obvioulsy gone the wrong way.
I feel (see, I can say that without any problems) not reading instructions deals more with at home situations, even when nobody's looking. Or are you guys secretly reading instruction manuals behind our backs?

 

[Jawz II]

i have a few friends that really like that band

i never let them live that down, making fun of that band all the time

of course they do their best to return fire and make fun of my favourite bands, but i have the ultimate weapon (that 80s poster)

its all in good spirit though

 

[fe3333au]

Just don't post it ever again ... and not on the album cover thread ..

 

[Rambuchan]

Ok, I was associating not asking for directions with that infuriating habit of rather driving around for three hours than stopping to ask and not turning back even when obvioulsy gone the wrong way.
I feel (see, I can say that without any problems) not reading instructions deals more with at home situations, even when nobody's looking. Or are you guys secretly reading instruction manuals behind our backs?

Your first example reminds me of a drive we did up to Scotland recently. 3 of us in the car, including me driving. We got lost past Edinburgh. Well we had one guy in the back with the map book (he had got us lost coming out of his home town - no way we were listening to him), the 2nd guy in the passenger seat (good only for changing the CDs, we knew that from the start) and me driving (trying to separate the navigator's truth from the trash). Well we all refused to stop and ask anyone, until we start running low on fuel that is. Then our manly sense of emergency kicked in. It suddenly became imperative that we stopped to ask for directions to the nearest petrol station .

As for the second, don't know about other guys but reading the instructions is an admission of defeat from the outset. And I am not exaggerating. This applies to downloading programmes etc - who reads the UELA? Who reads the read me files? There is more important work to do and we don't need to get held up with a bit of 'help'! Such is the modern day man Mathilda .

 

[nonconformist]

i have a few friends that really like that band

i never let them live that down, making fun of that band all the time

of course they do their best to return fire and make fun of my favourite bands, but i have the ultimate weapon (that 80s poster)

its all in good spirit though

Ha. What's funnier, Manowar with fansm or Jawz with friends?

 

[Jawz II]

jesus christ, do i come across that unfriendly? dang...

actually i havent seen any of those guys in a long while, so i guess jawz with friends is funny? i dunno...

 

[nonconformist]

jesus christ, do i come across that unfriendly? dang...

actually i havent seen any of those guys in a long while, so i guess jawz with friends is funny? i dunno...

It was a joke, dude.

Much like Manowar being referred to as "men".