The Ultimate Dinner Party

[Tycoon101]

You are throwing a massive and formal dinner party with 100 guests of your choosing.

Do not even attempt to reason that you have no such funds, so let us assume that you have received an extremely large grant from your crazy uncle "Ytfif". The funds you have received from your crazy uncle include expenses enough to cover teleportation, necromancy, and revitalisation so your eccentric guests will be in proper condition to feast.

This feast will be held in a giant manor and the doors will be locked so your guests may not escape your clutches wonderful hospitality. They will also be given proper translatiors so they may speak in your home dialect, be that English, Spanish, or Klingon.

Choose 100 (or as many as you can) guests to attend this lavish feast! Be they from a different time period, galaxy, or NIST table formation!

 

[Ofuh]

100? Don't you think that's a lot?
Coming up with such a list might take quite a while. And I doubt many people will read many lists of 100 people..

 

[ohcrapitsnico]

Bunches of historical figures, a 100 is alot..., I would really like to meet Harun al-Rashid and maybe Oda Nobunaga. I may even invite some guests just to slam the door in their face or kick them out.

Why don't you list some of yours?

 

[Mathilda]

For the sake of keeping the conversation more manageable, may I suggest that we go with a more traditional number for dinner parties - 12.

 

[Tycoon101]

For the sake of keeping the conversation more manageable, may I suggest that we go with a more traditional number for dinner parties - 12.

Ah, well, I suppose that would be fine. 100 guests was given to promote some real diversity amongst the guests that would lead to some very humorous confrontations.



Some of mine would include

• Hannibal Barca
• Napoleon Bonaparte
• Sun Tzu
• Adolf Hitler
• Josef Stalin
• Moses
• King David

And many others.

 

[Prince_Imrahil]

Any galaxy and time period eh?
Well there are some Jedi from that galaxy far far away and some Dunedain and Elves and Wizards from those Ages of the world before this the Fourth Age...

No no I'm really not that much of a geek...

I'll get back to you if I can come up with 12.

 

[Perfection]

Spoiler THE FULL 100! :

1. Perfection
2. Fifty
3. FredLC
4. Cierdan
5. Plotinus
6. Plotinus
7. Penn
8. Teller
9. James "The Amazing" Randi
10. Tycoon
11. MjM
12. Richard Dawkins
13. Dan Savage
14. Christopher Hitchens
15. Bill Clinton
16. Newfangle
17. Amadeus
18. Inqvistor
19. Stratego
20. Simon Darkshade
21. CurtSibling
22. Gogf
23. Padma
24. Dave Thomas
25. Carl Sagan
26. Betrand Russell
27. Godel
28. Flipsyde
29. Ted Kaczynski
30. Bruce Beach
31. Stephen Hawking
32. Michael Shermer
33. Garric
34. Bambi Woods
35. Fifty's Doggy
36. CivGeneral
37. Birdjaguar
38. Sophie 378
39. Norman Borlaug
40. Whomp
41. Daniel Dennett
42. Jamie Hyneman
43. Adam Savage
44. Tory Belleci
45. Kari Byron
46. Grant Imahara
47. Christopher Walken
48. John Cage
49. Mario Batali
50. Masaharu Morimoto
51. Sid Meier
52. Soren Johnson
53. col
54. Betazed
55. Sultan Bhargash
56. David Hume
57. Richard Feynmann
58. Nihilistic
59. The Last Conformist
60. Mark Twain
61. Herman Melville
62. Demetri Martin
63. Michael Goudeau
64. Bob, the Skeptical Christian
65. Mike Tyson
66. floppa21
67. Will Smith
68. Fedor Emelianenko
69. James Clerk Maxwell
70. William Shockley
71. George Boole
72. Alan Sokal
73. Jean Bricmont
74. Isaac Newton
75. Johnny Depp
76. Stephen Jay Gould
77. Mrs. Mill
78. Ernst Mayr
79. Richard Posner
80. Bob Corn-Revere
81. D.B. Cooper
82. John Stuart Mill
83. John Nash
84. Adam Smith
85. Robert Hooke
86. Charles Darwin
87. Benjamin Franklin
88. Thomas Jefferson
89. Saul Kripke
90. Ambrose Bierce
91. Nikola Tesla
92. Thomas Edison
93. Albert Einstein
94. Galileo Galilei
95. Terry Gross
96. Extreme Elvis
97. VX250
98. Chicken #1
99. Chicken #2
100. Eran of Arcadia

 

[Fifty]

Spoiler THE FULL 100! :

1. Perfection
2. Fifty
3. FredLC
4. Cierdan
5. Plotinus
6. Plotinus
7. Penn
8. Teller
9. James "The Amazing" Randi
10. Tycoon
11. MjM
12. Richard Dawkins
13. Dan Savage
14. Christopher Hitchens
15. Bill Clinton
16. Newfangle
17. Amadeus
18. Inqvistor
19. Stratego
20. Simon Darkshade
21. CurtSibling
22. Gogf
23. Padma
24. Dave Thomas
25. Carl Sagan
26. Betrand Russell
27. Godel
28. Flipsyde
29. Ted Kaczynski
30. Bruce Beach
31. Stephen Hawking
32. Michael Shermer
33. Garric
34. Bambi Woods
35. Fifty's Doggy
36. CivGeneral
37. Birdjaguar
38. Sophie 378
39. Norman Borlaug
40. Whomp
41. Daniel Dennett
42. Jamie Hyneman
43. Adam Savage
44. Tory Belleci
45. Kari Byron
46. Grant Imahara
47. Christopher Walken
48. John Cage
49. Mario Batali
50. Masaharu Morimoto
51. Sid Meier
52. Soren Johnson
53. col
54. Betazed
55. Sultan Bhargash
56. David Hume
57. Richard Feynmann
58. Nihilistic
59. The Last Conformist
60. Mark Twain
61. Herman Melville
62. Demetri Martin
63. Michael Goudeau
64. Bob, the Skeptical Christian
65. Mike Tyson
66. floppa21
67. Will Smith
68. Fedor Emelianenko
69. James Clerk Maxwell
70. William Shockley
71. George Boole
72. Alan Sokal
73. Jean Bricmont
74. Isaac Newton
75. Johnny Depp
76. Stephen Jay Gould
77. Mrs. Mill
78. Ernst Mayr
79. Richard Posner
80. Bob Corn-Revere
81. D.B. Cooper
82. John Stuart Mill
83. John Nash
84. Adam Smith
85. Robert Hooke
86. Charles Darwin
87. Benjamin Franklin
88. Thomas Jefferson
89. Saul Kripke
90. Ambrose Bierce
91. Nikola Tesla
92. Thomas Edison
93. Albert Einstein
94. Galileo Galilei
95. Terry Gross
96. Extreme Elvis
97. VX250
98. Chicken #1
99. Chicken #2
100. Eran of Arcadia

And for that party, we'd be dining on:

Spoiler :

• HOVIS
• Izze
• Cream Soda
• Root Beer
• Assorted Energy Drinks
• Fried Chicken
• Wendy's Medley Courtesy of Dave Thomas
• Italian extravaganza from Batali
• All sorts of stuff from Morimoto
• Kobe Beef steaks
• Huge friggen burges with KeMaMu
• assorted nutmeats and other reform cookery
• Huge salad bar
• Tomato Soup
• Grilled Cheese
• Honeycrisp Apples!
• Giant dessert assortment
• Dungeness Crab
• Yukon River salmon
• Giant burritos - pick your meat!
• Pulled pork BBQ sandwiches with BBQ SAUCE ON THE SIDE
• beef jerky!
• all forms of cake ever mentioned on skad's sig!
• RIBS!
• Milkshakes and Malts a'plenty!
• Some of his wife's home cookin' so Godel doesn't starve!
• HUGE YUMMY SUBS
• cheeeeeeesesteak!
• bacon!
• omelettes!
• Assorted pancakes with 30 syrups to choose from!
• spicy v8!
• MSG
• Maine Lobster
• Dmitris Bloody Mary Mix!

More may be added later!

 

[CCA]

1.Karl Marx
2.Fredrich Engels
3.Napoleon Bonaparte
4.Adolf Hitler
5. Joseph Stalin
6. Leon Trotsky
7. Mother Terresa
8. Adolf Einstein.
9. Noam Chomsky
10. Milton Friedman
11. Maynard Keynes.
12. Allexandra Kollontai

 

[Mathilda]

5. Plotinus
6. Plotinus

You gonna get them two debating each other or what?