The Ultimate Evil Cooked Maps: Prepare to DIE!

Persia did not have Biology, but despite checking every turn he was always very poor. Eventually I had to just trade Persia Biology for Aesthetics and pocket change, which at least secured the +4 trade relations with him.
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Gandhi was a goldmine though and I was very excited that he didn't have medicine yet. I'm now at the end of my tech tree so gold is all that matters, and getting a big lump sum of gold here changes how I can play.

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I won the sushi race and redid my trade deals to max sushi resources (and no longer give Freddy any resources). Look at this bonus :cool: Built in Tenochtitlan, as it had high food tiles lost to culture, was going in and out of revolt, and already had a market and grocer. It was also 1 turn from Texcoco and Prague which would further accelerate sushi spread. But yeah the irony of founding sushi on my only non-coastal city is not lost on me.

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I whipped a few theaters in low :hammers: cities and then revolted into US and Emancipation. Slavery's served me well but the new name of the game is rapid growth. I'm rich enough to buy a couple specialists on turn one, and then the rest on turn two. Unfortunately this means it's time to retire my happy police, and I sent ~50 warriors to their death this turn. Emancipation, buying resources from Gandhi and slider was how I was going to moderate happiness from here on out. I don't necessarily need every city to be happy, but I want every city to be able to work every tile with ANY food on it.

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We need to surpass Frederick's votes to be eligible for the election by the time of the next election. We have a long ways to go and not a lot of time to get there.......:scared:

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REGROWTH! :dance::bounce::sheep:

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We have finally surpassed Monty in score! Sushi has spread through the empire like a virus. Brandenburg is founded and quickly given a granary, the rice, and sushi and told to get big.

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Tenochtitlan is thriving, reclaiming its old tiles and Monty's gold!

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:eekdance: MUST GO FASTER! :eekdance:

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MUST GO FASTER! MUST GO FASTER!!

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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
 
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Way to ruin the moment Gandhi. Chocolate chip cookie to whoever guesses why I don't accept this gift.


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YEEEEEEEHAW!!!! :rotfl::band:[party]:dance::band::beer::banana::salute:


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So close.

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Now the finishing touches, rush one more settler out of Nuremberg.

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:lmao:cmon Mansa settle your islands bruh. You make it too easy. You've only got 6 cities, but you don't want to expand here? I built a whole empire on 2:food:2:commerce: tiles - and you're FIN!

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Nearly have Monty too!

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:king:


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Gandhi was right behind with an impressive CV time for an AI. :wavey:
 
I actually wonder if there is a way to play w/o those first impressions by not giving up the Bat or Bug/bull mod. Most of the improvements in those mods are great, but the relations modifier make the game way too predictable. I remember playing a completely unmodded BtS steam version for 2 years, and on those maps, Shaka would also declare on Ghengis, or Boudica on Alex. When I started watching the first videos from Absolute Zero, I was always wondering why Gandhi or Elizabeth are universally hated and why the warmongers always declare on the "wrong" person.
BAT and BUG/BULL don't change these "first impressions" (difference in peaceweights), this would go against their mission. They're exactly the same in unmodded BTS, the unmodded version just doesn't have them demonstrated.
 
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