The Very Secret Diary of the LOTR Characters

[PinkyGen]

http://lauriekarin.virtualave.net/diary.htm


Sam will kill him if he tries anything

 

[Apollo]

This Is Hilarious!!
I haven't read all of it, but I copied it onto my computer so I can look at it later and email it to everybody. Thanks for posting it

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Frodo? I thought it was only me!!!!!!
Sam will kill me if I try anything, though

This is extremely, incredibly funny.

Can't see what Gollum's problem with "Flipper" and "The Faculty" was, though

"Blow the Horn of Gondor" indeed...

 

[Knight-Dragon]

Yes, it's indeed very wickedly funny. Esp the Sam will kill him parts in every 'diary'.

 

[DaEezT]

lolol


Now that saved me from dying of boredom here at work

 

[allhailIndia]

Lightened what was otherwise a day of drudgery

 

[Simon Darkshade]

I'd like to try and see the little Goonie () try and kill me...

 

[Thunderfall]

So everyone is gay in LoTR!?

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Originally posted by Thunderfall
So everyone is gay in LoTR!?

Indeed. We can rename it "Big Grey Gay Gandalf's Big Gay Ringquest"
Of course, if he tried anything, Sam would kill him

 

[Apollo]

Originally posted by Thunderfall
So everyone is gay in LoTR!?

No, IIRC Arwen and Gimli were straight, as was Frodo if I understood that Platonic Brotherly Love stuff. And even Merry wasn't that gay, he only succumbed to "Blowing the Horn of Gondor" once.

 

[damunzy]

Great stuff, we need more diaries like this.