An American, a Frenchman and a Canadian visits a wishing well. According to tradition, one must say what they wish, and then throw something down the well.
The American is first. He says "I wish for life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. He then throws a Sacagawea dollar into the well.
The Frenchman is next. He say "I wish for freedom, equality and brotherhood". So he throws a Euro into the well.
The Canadian is last to go. He says "I wish for some peace, quiet and a world free of self-righteous jerks.
So he throws the American and the Frenchman down the well.
The American is first. He says "I wish for life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. He then throws a Sacagawea dollar into the well.
The Frenchman is next. He say "I wish for freedom, equality and brotherhood". So he throws a Euro into the well.
The Canadian is last to go. He says "I wish for some peace, quiet and a world free of self-righteous jerks.
So he throws the American and the Frenchman down the well.