Thinnest Amount of Ice You've Been On

[El Justo]

i guess i've been on ice that is only a few inches thick. however, i once fell through as a teen into deep water. crazy stuff...i went totally under and had to scramble and break ice to get to shore. luckily, i didn't bug out. it was weird.

 

[Perfection]

One of nearly Gestapo scutiny?

Not really, I'm just a rotten spammer over there (worse than here)