Kefka
Your local Schizophrenic
As Kefka the second took the throne he survayed his land and put out a decree that it was not enough! "I want more Land and I want it quick" Kefka anounced before he dissapered in to his palace.
In 530 BC Kefkas plea was anwsered as Salamanca builds a settler elsewhere in Grand River a new worker begains his carrer under Kefkas leadership and settlers become the next thing for River to build.
By 490 BC all the Kindom had Known Kefkas decree and Irontown gains culture in an attempt to please there land hungry leader.
Chimeaera is attacted by two barbaric warriors but to no avail as our brave spearmen hold them off and gain Vetran status.
In 470 BC Salamanca has created the first mounted warrior to seek out and destroy the barbarians, Salamanca then begains to build a temple for the happiness of our people.
Niagra Falls on the other hand has just completed a temple and begains to build barracks.
And last but certainly not least Kefland produces Barracks and begains a wall to defend against the english or quite possibly the aztecs.
The year 450 BC will go down in history as a Code of Law is established in Iroquois and in september 31st of that year the first man to be tried in a court of law was sentenced to death for stealing one of the cheifs horse's
we now search for a way to easaly trade money for goods and create a common Currency.
In 410 BC Salamanca created a temple and begain construction of a great Library that will put all other librarys in the world to shame
In 390 BC a city by the name of Oil springs was founded and they begain work on a spearman.
350 BC; Grand river has assembled a team of many willing settler's to go forth and claim more land in our name.
also allegheny builds a temple and begains work on a courthouse.
Kefka was out behind the palace taking a leak when a stranger came up behind him and taped on his shoulder.
as Kefka swung around to see who it was he forgot to zip up or even stop pissing for that matter.
"WHAT THE... ITS ALL OVER MY LEG!"
Kefka realized he had just pissed on the leg of the persian leader Emperor Xerxes, "Oh **** I apologize lets not let this not hurt the relationship that our two civs have with eachother." Kefka quickly spurt out.
".......fine......fine"Xerxes begain to say as he was trying to shake his leg dry "I have Importaint matters to discuss with you perhaps we could....continue our talks inside after I have changed. "Certaintly" Kefka replied.
Kefka wondered for hours what Xerxes could have wanted so badly that he came all the way here but he knew that because of this mornings earlier Incident Xerxes had to be annoyed by now.
During the meeting Xerxes came out and bluntly said "we want literature" The boldness of Xerxes stunned Kefka who simply said "well what would I get? I hear you have philosophy."
"is that what it will take for lit?"
"yes"
"then let it be so we will teach you philosophy and you will teach us literature".
The excange was made
and as a formallity maps were exchanged, we now had philosophy and an updated map, despite the earlier Incedent Xerxes left Politly.
In 350 BC Sevopolis produced barracs and begains work on settlers
In the east 25 gold was taken from a barbarian camp by our warrior.
290 BC, Kefkland now has a wall and begains to build a courthouse.
Some strange Aztec type Warriors wander into our land and I contact the Aztec's and tell them "to kindly remove their buttmuchess out from out my land" They agree
In 270 BC Irontown complete's a barrack and begains to build a harbor.
Allegheny's culture expands
In 250 BC Grand rivers culture expands yet again.
but that jag Warrior is still not leaving, he continues to stalk around Stevopiolis I contact the the Aztec's and tell them "Look your warriors have no buisness in my land! I asked you once don't make me ask you again remove thine form from off my land! Or else".
finnally the warrior leave's and he does a quick job of it too
In 210 BC I find out why my sound is not working! I forgot to turn on the speakers
Oh wait that has nothing to do with this...
Grand River makes a settler and begins the Mighty Colossus
Stevopolis also builds a settler and begins a mounted Warrior.
also in the east our warrior snached 25 gold from barbarians and must rest as he was hurt in the attack.
190 BC Niagra Falls produces barracks and begins mounted warriers
Cattaraugus has created a temple and now works on a galley.
also the master at arms whips Stevopollis
to build the mounted warrior faster as our settler's and workers needs protection from barbarians in the north
In 170 BC Currency is learned! the next thing Kefka orders is polytheism
Steveopollis builds that mounted warrior and begain a marketplace.
150 BC the Mounted Warriors are too late to save the worker but they destroy the warrior responsible for the workers death and claim protection over the settlers.
on the night of december,28, 150 BC Kefka the second died peacfully in his sleep
In 530 BC Kefkas plea was anwsered as Salamanca builds a settler elsewhere in Grand River a new worker begains his carrer under Kefkas leadership and settlers become the next thing for River to build.
By 490 BC all the Kindom had Known Kefkas decree and Irontown gains culture in an attempt to please there land hungry leader.
Chimeaera is attacted by two barbaric warriors but to no avail as our brave spearmen hold them off and gain Vetran status.
In 470 BC Salamanca has created the first mounted warrior to seek out and destroy the barbarians, Salamanca then begains to build a temple for the happiness of our people.
Niagra Falls on the other hand has just completed a temple and begains to build barracks.
And last but certainly not least Kefland produces Barracks and begains a wall to defend against the english or quite possibly the aztecs.
The year 450 BC will go down in history as a Code of Law is established in Iroquois and in september 31st of that year the first man to be tried in a court of law was sentenced to death for stealing one of the cheifs horse's
we now search for a way to easaly trade money for goods and create a common Currency.
In 410 BC Salamanca created a temple and begain construction of a great Library that will put all other librarys in the world to shame
In 390 BC a city by the name of Oil springs was founded and they begain work on a spearman.
350 BC; Grand river has assembled a team of many willing settler's to go forth and claim more land in our name.
also allegheny builds a temple and begains work on a courthouse.
Kefka was out behind the palace taking a leak when a stranger came up behind him and taped on his shoulder.
as Kefka swung around to see who it was he forgot to zip up or even stop pissing for that matter.
"WHAT THE... ITS ALL OVER MY LEG!"
Kefka realized he had just pissed on the leg of the persian leader Emperor Xerxes, "Oh **** I apologize lets not let this not hurt the relationship that our two civs have with eachother." Kefka quickly spurt out.
".......fine......fine"Xerxes begain to say as he was trying to shake his leg dry "I have Importaint matters to discuss with you perhaps we could....continue our talks inside after I have changed. "Certaintly" Kefka replied.
Kefka wondered for hours what Xerxes could have wanted so badly that he came all the way here but he knew that because of this mornings earlier Incident Xerxes had to be annoyed by now.
During the meeting Xerxes came out and bluntly said "we want literature" The boldness of Xerxes stunned Kefka who simply said "well what would I get? I hear you have philosophy."
"is that what it will take for lit?"
"yes"
"then let it be so we will teach you philosophy and you will teach us literature".
The excange was made
and as a formallity maps were exchanged, we now had philosophy and an updated map, despite the earlier Incedent Xerxes left Politly.In 350 BC Sevopolis produced barracs and begains work on settlers
In the east 25 gold was taken from a barbarian camp by our warrior.
290 BC, Kefkland now has a wall and begains to build a courthouse.
Some strange Aztec type Warriors wander into our land and I contact the Aztec's and tell them "to kindly remove their buttmuchess out from out my land" They agree
In 270 BC Irontown complete's a barrack and begains to build a harbor.
Allegheny's culture expands
In 250 BC Grand rivers culture expands yet again.
but that jag Warrior is still not leaving, he continues to stalk around Stevopiolis I contact the the Aztec's and tell them "Look your warriors have no buisness in my land! I asked you once don't make me ask you again remove thine form from off my land! Or else".
finnally the warrior leave's and he does a quick job of it too
In 210 BC I find out why my sound is not working! I forgot to turn on the speakers
Oh wait that has nothing to do with this...Grand River makes a settler and begins the Mighty Colossus
Stevopolis also builds a settler and begins a mounted Warrior.
also in the east our warrior snached 25 gold from barbarians and must rest as he was hurt in the attack.
190 BC Niagra Falls produces barracks and begins mounted warriers
Cattaraugus has created a temple and now works on a galley.
also the master at arms whips Stevopollis
to build the mounted warrior faster as our settler's and workers needs protection from barbarians in the northIn 170 BC Currency is learned!
the next thing Kefka orders is polytheismSteveopollis builds that mounted warrior and begain a marketplace.
150 BC the Mounted Warriors are too late to save the worker but they destroy the warrior responsible for the workers death and claim protection over the settlers.
on the night of december,28, 150 BC Kefka the second died peacfully in his sleep
A number of cities begin aquaducts to allow further growth. We hear that the Aztec city of Technochtitlan has built the Great Wall.
