Tongue in Cheek UUs

[GenocideBringer]

Strelet-Russian UU, replaces Infantry. 10 hammers. Loses 80% strength in every fight, whether they win or not.

 

[MrTomothy]

^^^Yeah, Chuck Norris get's +1000% vs. melee units, mounted units, archery units, gunpowder units, siege units, and naval units. Upon getting combat V, the Norris Flight promo is available which allows Chuck Norris to attack air units. And then, the Roundhouse Kick promotion which gives +50% collateral damage.

That would be cool, but I would still want to bring two for that defending spearman, just in case.

 

[Mesix]

Al Gore
Stops and reverses all global warming

You forgot:

Unbuildable.
First civ to invent the Internet gets Al Gore.

 

[zenspiderz]

Chevalier - France - replaces knight

-100% versus english longbows

Agincourt!!

 

[Nickzilla]

Al Gore
Stops and reverses all global warming

Manbearpig
invincible requires (Worker, Pig, and barbarian bear)

Rofl

Prince of Persia

UU for Persian empire - Replaces swordsman

National unit - 1 allowed

+100% against melee units
4
Ignores terrain movement costs
Can slow game to Epic or Marathon speed for ten turns

 

[RedRalph]

Celts - bar brawler - melee unit, causes no real damage and makes best friends with enemy straight after fight. Wets self.

 

[Keith_C]

American: Jack Bauer. Renders espionage useless in the city it's based in, but you can only build one. Causes -1 population every 24 turns due to 'enthusiatic' interrogation techniques.

 

[Keith_C]

England: Maggie Thatcher. -2 in all mines for that city, but +2 from tax.

 

[classical_hero]

England: English Cricketer. Has no offence and is always easily beaten. Especially against former colonies.

America: Divorce Lawyer. Causes one and -50% in the city that it is stationed in.

Dutch: Cafe Owner. Cause 3 but causes the city to shut down for 5 turns due to being too high.

Vikings: Bikini Babe. Cause all other armies to stop in their tracks and become worthless on offence.

 

[Horace]

Pit of Spikes - counter to the Prince of Persia

 

[zenspiderz]

Native American Horse Archer

free scalp with each exp

-50% vs. wiskey

 

[RedRalph]

Aztec, Maya, Inca, and Zulu UU - badunkadunk babe - hypnotizes enemy soldiers temporarily rendering them paralyzed with lust

 

[zenspiderz]

English Farmer

armament - shotgun

counters rabbits, the french and darkies

 

[ferenginar]

Environmentalist - Squats on tile preventing chopping or building new towns.

American civilian / English civilian food consuption increases -1

Russian dolphin + 100% against subs

Chinese Puzzle - confuses enemy reducing their defensive capabilituy by 50%

 

[classical_hero]

Chinese Puzzle - confuses enemy reducing their defensive capabilituy by 50%

That is certainly one of the best fake UUs ever.

 

[EncasedMeats]

We never charged tanks with horses... Please listen to this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p67IVwRUilc

Infact, russia and germany used horses more then poland.

And used them quite successfully, I might add.

http://www.lonesentry.com/articles/cavalry/index.html

 

[LDG]

Japan: Hideyoshi's Samurai. National Unit (max 2) Can be any of Samurai, Musketman, or Knight depending on which is optimal in the situation. Whichever, it is +50% Attack vs. Korean units and +20% Attack vs. Chinese or Mongol... but... If a "Tiger" (see below) is present in the combat as either a stack defender or attacker, Hideyoshi's Samurai must fight them and fights no other foe the same turn.

Korea: Tiger (Korean UU animal, Lion Class). costs 10. auto-pillages any pasture it ends a turn on. -3 healthiness to any city it ends a turn in.

also Korea: Great Admiral (GG attached to ship gets this promotion automatically) +100% vs. Japanese. No longer available after Chemistry is researched.

hehee!

 

[ParadigmShifter]

American Bomber: causes collateral damage to nearby friendly units during war.

 

[GeusBlues]

American President Bush: able to alter voting in UN

 

[r_rolo1]

HRE prince

Replaces spy

Turns the enemies Diplo screen in terrible mess, adding 150 new entities to it with complex network of PA, DP, hates and frienships, etc , but gifts 1 HRE mitary unit to every one of those entities ( draining HRE army )