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Remember Pearl Harbor! --> Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please note the attack on Pearl Harbor!

It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium. (It keeps adding an extra "Please" with every translation)

(Is this a sort of commentary on Japan's war responsibility? :mischief: )
 
I think this might be broken...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? --> Uddochakkuchakkuuddochakkuuddochakku wood and how much time?

I was unaware that uddochakkuchakkuuddochakkuuddochakku was a word.

And for another try:

My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." --> My mother is always "in his life, you know something like a box of chocolates," he said.

This could be fun...
 
Remember Pearl Harbor! --> Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please note the attack on Pearl Harbor!

It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium. (It keeps adding an extra "Please" with every translation)

(Is this a sort of commentary on Japan's war responsibility? :mischief: )

Yeah, I'm thinking it's got an apologist bias...

...the Japanese were ready to surrender and it wasn't necessary to hit them with that awful thing. --> ... This is a necessary evil, we are ready to hit the surrender of Japan.

:lol: at it turning that into 'this is a necessary evil'.

Edit: Oops. 'Submit Reply' isn't 'Edit'. :blush:
 
War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength! --> War is peace, freedom is slavery, Ignorance is strength!

That actually worked! :eek:

Death to the enemies of the people! --> Death to the enemies of the people!

That worked too!
 
translation party is hiring, you know. --->> If the employer know if the translator.
 
energy equals mass times the speed of light squared
==>
111,111 square meters, 1:00 1 59 - 1,2,1 2 large one, equal access to minutes of the speed of light energy

may the force be with you
==>
January 5 January, to force
 
:D

this sentence is very long and will probably never find equilibrium

This sentence is very long, probably to find a balance

This statement is quite a length of perhaps finding a balance

This statement is probably to find a balance between the length of the considerable

This statement is to find a balance between the length of perhaps quite

Find a balance between the length of this statement is probably very

Please see the balance of the length of this statement is probably very

Please refer to the balance of the length of this statement is probably very

(flip flops between the last 2 and extremely similar ones for a while)

It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

:smug:

now a different one that is also quite funny:
http://www.translationparty.com/#5779895
 
German people scare me, but arouse me as well => I have some news that is expected to be inspired by fear of Germany
 
Slight softening of the message:
Obey the Kitty! - Please follow the Kitty!

Wow, just wow:
The capitalist pig-dogs will never defeat our Motherland! - ... - Dog defeated country not a capitalist pig! - Dog, a pig of capitalism in the country is defeated! - Dogs, pigs in the country is a victory of capitalism! - Dog capitalist countries is the victory of the Pig!

Again, slight changing of meaning:
I want to destroy the world for no reason. - I have no reason to destroy the world.

To counterbalance the communism of my second example:

Anarcho-capitalism is the Way, the Truth, and the Life. - ... - How unregulated is the true life. - Actually living in these regulations.
 
Doing lyrics:
Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation
Little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen quotations
And if you want these kind of dreams
It's Californication

->

As the girl of your dreams from the screen, the market Californication, China, Sweden, Pokemonsupai to steal the dreams of opening is for a central bank, as necessary

God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen:
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save the Queen.

->

Royal Queen of the Queen, God, God's life: she is more time was happy and glorious victory: Queen, queen, by the grace of God, sent a lot of time and data storage.
 
We will bury you--> We will be buried

Start with an English phrase--> Start English phrases.


Win:
Holy power, send down thy purifying light upon these corrupt souls. Rest in peace, sinners. JUDGEMENT!--> Almighty God, send thy purifying light of these corrupt souls. Peace, sleep in the sinner. Bang!
 
These things are fun.

From the aforementioned thread:


A powerful greenhouse gas is at least four times more prevalent in the atmosphere than previously estimated, according to a team of researchers at Scripps Institution of Oceanography at UC San Diego.

Using new analytical techniques, a team led by Scripps geochemistry professor Ray Weiss made the first atmospheric measurements of nitrogen trifluoride (NF3), which is thousands of times more effective at warming the atmosphere than an equal mass of carbon dioxide.

The amount of the gas in the atmosphere, which could not be detected using previous techniques, had been estimated at less than 1,200 metric tons in 2006. The new research shows the actual amount was 4,200 metric tons. In 2008, about 5,400 metric tons of the gas was in the atmosphere, a quantity that is increasing at about 11 percent per year.

Multibabeled through Korean, Chinese and Japanese.
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