Troll dictionary

[Chimera Kitty]

Flame - verb - a post pointing out the logical fallacies and/or factual errors in another user's post

Spam - noun - humor that the mods don't find funny

Troll - noun - user who disagrees with the mods

User - noun - someone who has nothing better to do than argue with random anonymous strangers on the Internet

Mod - noun - someone who has nothing better to do than settle other people's arguments on the Internet

Sockpuppet - noun - user who is willing to risk an IP ban just to circumvent a suspension on their main account in order to "win" whatever argument they are having right now with random anonymous strangers on the Internet

Astroturf - verb - creating sockpuppets specifically to give the illusion of winning an argument with random anonymous strangers on the Internet even if your main account hasn't been suspended or banned

Suspend - verb - temporarily force a troll to use a sockpuppet

Ban - verb - permanently force a troll to use a sockpuppet

IP ban - verb - force a troll to log into their sockpuppet from a different computer

Fascist - noun - (1) anyone who disagrees with your political ideology. (2) a mod or admin Thanks, taillesskangaru!


Admin - noun - someone with whom you should not have an argument on the Internet

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[Tee Kay]

Fascist - noun - (1) anyone who disagrees with you (2) someone who throws rolls of tape

 

[TomYo689]

Have never heard of the sock puppet or astro turf

 

[Chimera Kitty]

Fascist - noun - (1) anyone who disagrees with your political ideology

This one is actually pretty good with the proper modification. Thanks!

Have never heard of the sock puppet or astro turf

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sockpuppet_(Internet)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astroturfing

 

[TomYo689]

I am thoroughly enlightened

 

[Nick Carpathia]

Bad post: See this.

 

[_random_]

So whose sockpuppet are you and what argument are you intent on winning?

Is it G-Max? I bet it's G-Max.

 

[Skwink]

Literally Hitler - (noun) Any Republican.

 

[Chimera Kitty]

Bad post: See this.

Should I take out everything about the mods and admins?

So whose sockpuppet are you and what argument are you intent on winning?

Without an IP address, you can't prove that I'm anyone's sockpuppet

Literally Hitler

That's two words and not really relevant to the kind of phenomena to which I'm referring.

 

[_random_]

Without an IP address, you can't prove that I'm anyone's sockpuppet

Maybe, but with your hatred of Cutlass and the Bay Transformers series and your spectacularly bad opinions on movies, I can reasonably ascertain that you're G-Max.

 

[Skwink]

That's two words and not really relevant to the kind of phenomena to which I'm referring.

Well how about Literally-Hitler?

 

[Nick Carpathia]

Should I take out everything about the mods and admins?

Flame - verb - a post pointing out the logical fallacies and/or factual errors in another user's post

Spam - noun - humor that the mods don't find funny

Troll - noun - user who disagrees with the mods

User - noun - someone who has nothing better to do than argue with random anonymous strangers on the Internet

Mod - noun - someone who has nothing better to do than settle other people's arguments on the Internet

Sockpuppet - noun - user who is willing to risk an IP ban just to circumvent a suspension on their main account in order to "win" whatever argument they are having right now with random anonymous strangers on the Internet

Astroturf - verb - creating sockpuppets specifically to give the illusion of winning an argument with random anonymous strangers on the Internet even if your main account hasn't been suspended or banned

Suspend - verb - temporarily force a troll to use a sockpuppet

Ban - verb - permanently force a troll to use a sockpuppet

IP ban - verb - force a troll to log into their sockpuppet from a different computer

Fascist - noun - (1) anyone who disagrees with your political ideology. (2) a mod or admin Thanks, taillesskangaru!


Admin - noun - someone with whom you should not have an argument on the Internet

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I've bolded the words you should delete to improve this post.

 

[Crezth]

Is it G-Max? I bet it's G-Max.

God damn, you may be right.

 

[sophie]

God damn, you may be right.

Just might...wait

Chimera, what's your opinion on Shyamalan's The Last Airbender? Don't you think the movie is just so terrible compared to the tv series, which is absolutely the greatest thing that ever happened to tv?

Oh and Prometheus, just a masterpiece, right? Scott is just a brilliant screenwriter, that film had no plotholes, everything made perfect sense, am I right?

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Did anybody check out G-Max's YouTube clips? Oh man....

Edit...whoops, sorry. Is there some kind of statute of limitations whereby you have free reign to take the piss out of other posters?

 

[Leoreth]

Maybe, but with your hatred of Cutlass and the Bay Transformers series and your spectacularly bad opinions on movies, I can reasonably ascertain that you're G-Max.

This theory is so brilliant that it is my head canon from now on.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

So whose sockpuppet are you and what argument are you intent on winning?

Is it G-Max? I bet it's G-Max.

God damn, you may be right.

This theory is so brilliant that it is my head canon from now on.

Ok, you've inspired me and after reading the history, yes, all day every day it's G-max.

I'm actually kinda jealous. If I did the sock puppet thing there is no way I'd get picked out.

 

[Leoreth]

Believe me, that is a good thing.

 

[Nick Carpathia]

What glorious things have G Max done in the past?

 

[sophie]

What glorious things have G Max done in the past?

He's just your run-of-the-mill libretardian idiot/pathetic troll. But what makes him truly interesting is his bizarre, idiosyncratic taste in movies and the rants he goes on about how bayformers was terrible, The Last Airbender and Aeon Flux are disgustingly underrated, Citizen Kane and Stanley Kubrick are horribly overrated and Prometheus is an affront to all humanity.