Dennis_Moore
Unholy Roman
hmm.... let me get back to you on that one. First off, how about Stan/Loretta as a second leader? (will start the game as Stan and transform into Loretta when you research the Emasculation tech).
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hmm.... let me get back to you on that one. First off, how about Stan/Loretta as a second leader? (will start the game as Stan and transform into Loretta when you research the Emasculation tech).
TheBladeRoden
Deity
Event: 2012 Olympics: Prereq. Internet. People make fun of your goofy logo. -10
cybrxkhan
Asian Xwedodah
no, my friend, its lovely parody. we can complain here without really complaining!
wheres VIETNAM!!! I DEMAND NAM!!! AND TRUNG SISTERS!!!!!! AND PHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
shadyforce
Chieftain
Wow... I read the first few posts of this thread and I don't know what made me piss myself laughing more... the first post itself, or the fact that the next few people took it seriously! 
Hilarious post! Good job 50_dollar_bag... Laughing myself silly here!
Hilarious post! Good job 50_dollar_bag... Laughing myself silly here!
Evil Twin
Demented Sociopath
Vietnam? Yes! Then we can have Vietnam vs. America. Hoo-rah!
*Roosevelt has declared war on Ho Chi Minh!*
*America has captured the Vietnamese city of Saigon!*
*39582357095498593 Viet Cong have risen up to fight against American oppression!*
America goes on to suffer +50 war weariness in every city. New unit: Hippie appears.
Hippie - Not controllable by any civ. 10% chance to spawn every turn in a city with more than 5 war weariness. -50%
-35% 
+15% in any city they occupy.
*Roosevelt has declared war on Ho Chi Minh!*
*America has captured the Vietnamese city of Saigon!*
*39582357095498593 Viet Cong have risen up to fight against American oppression!*
America goes on to suffer +50 war weariness in every city. New unit: Hippie appears.
Hippie - Not controllable by any civ. 10% chance to spawn every turn in a city with more than 5 war weariness. -50%
-35% +15% in any city they occupy.
Peng Qi
Emperor
Fixed the hippy stats. Unless you actually think that Bob Dylan can sing, in which case I challenge the existence of your ears. Hendrix would have happened with or without hippies (but maybe not without drugs).America goes on to suffer +50 war weariness in every city. New unit: Hippie appears.
Hippie - Not controllable by any civ. 10% chance to spawn every turn in a city with more than 5 war weariness. -50%
Although that combat report would be pretty long:
Spoiler Combat Report :
50_dollar_bag
Imitation Louis Vuitton
50_dollar_bag
Imitation Louis Vuitton
Ok new civs that are almost definately in:
Poland, of course.
Canada
Vietnam
Brazil
Atlantis
Easter Island (Rapa Nui)
Burkina Faso
Poland, of course.
Canada
Vietnam
Brazil
Atlantis
Easter Island (Rapa Nui)
Burkina Faso
Spearthrower
Thrower of spears
How can you only put 1 Poland civ in? I demand at least 18 Polish civs and will personally spam the forums endlessly until you submit! 
50_dollar_bag
Imitation Louis Vuitton
Ok Spearhtrower. What if I add Lithuania and Courland. Will that do? I mean we already have the Holy Roman Empire.
Sadly I'm a bit naive when it comes to all things Polish I didn't get taught anything about them in school
.
Sadly I'm a bit naive when it comes to all things Polish I didn't get taught anything about them in school
.
Spearthrower
Thrower of spears
Mazurians
Polans
Silesians
Warmiaks
Pomeranians
Kashubians
Slovincians
Kociewiacy
Borowiacy
Bieżuńczanie
Bobrzanie
Dziadoszanie
Golęszyce
Goplans
Lędzianie
Opolanie
Kujawianie
Pyrzyczanie
Ślężanie
Trzebowianie
Vistulans
All of their UU's have to be Winged Hussars - their difference will be in the colour of their wings...... purple ones will have nukes, red ones will be able to fly..... yellow ones will ignore defense and green ones will ignore reality.
Lithuania can be added as a vassal state...
Polans
Silesians
Warmiaks
Pomeranians
Kashubians
Slovincians
Kociewiacy
Borowiacy
Bieżuńczanie
Bobrzanie
Dziadoszanie
Golęszyce
Goplans
Lędzianie
Opolanie
Kujawianie
Pyrzyczanie
Ślężanie
Trzebowianie
Vistulans
All of their UU's have to be Winged Hussars - their difference will be in the colour of their wings...... purple ones will have nukes, red ones will be able to fly..... yellow ones will ignore defense and green ones will ignore reality.
Lithuania can be added as a vassal state...
50_dollar_bag
Imitation Louis Vuitton
Spearthrower
Thrower of spears
Isn't that a trait of all things Polish?
Perhaps we can give them ALL an inherent +100000% versus pikemen and Ignore Reality?
50_dollar_bag
Imitation Louis Vuitton
Along with +100000% vs Panzers, Cossacks and Keshiks
Peng Qi
Emperor
I demand we add Iraq so I can vassalize it as the United States.
Dennis_Moore
Unholy Roman
New leader for the Romans: Mark Anthony
Traits: Aggressive, Histrionic.
Special: Will immediately offer to become a loyal vassal of every female leader he encounters.
His traits will change to Spi/Org with the discovery of Emasculation (yup, here we go again
).
Traits: Aggressive, Histrionic.
Special: Will immediately offer to become a loyal vassal of every female leader he encounters.
His traits will change to Spi/Org with the discovery of Emasculation (yup, here we go again
).
Kark
Mad berserker
Or vassalize the United States as the Iraqi Empire.
Peng Qi
Emperor
Dennis_Moore
Unholy Roman
The game really needs more versions of Rome, France and Germany. Therefore I would like to suggest the following civs:
Teutons
Alemanni
Saxons
Frankish Empire
Carolingian Empire
Franconian Empire
Kingdom of Rome
Roman Republic
The imaginary Eastern Roman Empire of Mark Anthony, Cleopatra VII and Ptolemy XV Caesarion.
Western Roman Empire
The short-lived Dalmatian Roman Empire of Julius Nepos
Empire of Nicaea
Trebizond
oh, and I almost forgot...the UNHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE
Teutons
Alemanni
Saxons
Frankish Empire
Carolingian Empire
Franconian Empire
Kingdom of Rome
Roman Republic
The imaginary Eastern Roman Empire of Mark Anthony, Cleopatra VII and Ptolemy XV Caesarion.
Western Roman Empire
The short-lived Dalmatian Roman Empire of Julius Nepos
Empire of Nicaea
Trebizond
oh, and I almost forgot...the UNHOLY ROMAN EMPIRE
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