Urology Vs Orthopaedics

[kiwitt]

When George first noticed that his ding a ling was growing larger and staying up longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.

But after several weeks, it had grown to nearly twenty inches.

George became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing, and even walking. So he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that, though rare, George's condition could be fixed through corrective surgery.

'How long will George be on crutches?' the wife asked anxiously.

'Crutches? Why would he need crutches? responded the surprised doctor

'Well,' said the wife coldly, 'you ARE going to lengthen his legs AREN'T you?

 

[jayshaun]

that's so friggin' hilarious!

 

[Lord Baal]

Along the same vein.

A man went to his doctor complaining about his pronounced stammer.

"D-d-doctor, is there anything you can do about it?"

The doctor examined him and reached a conclusion.

"If we remove two inches from the end of your penis your stammer will resolve itself."

"Th-th-thank you, doctor."

So the surgery was performed and the man's stammer went away. But two weeks later he returned to his doctor.

"Doctor, my wife wants you to reverse the operation."

The doctor shook his head.

"N-n-not bloody likely."