VertNes-Worlds of Altor.

Can't he be a black riboner? ;)
 
I am but I have not read all the books! He has written over twenty you know!
 
Should have guessed when he spelt Vetinari wrong :p

I have read them all, some very very many times.

Guess i've had several years headstart tho ;)
 
A lot of years headstart. I only started reading them properly four years ago in the school libray during school breaks. Now back to the Nes

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"Your fingers look nimble and your eyes sharp, yes I think you could be a jewaler. Follow me to your new home. I will sent someone to show you the way to the workshop in the morning." He takes you to a simple one-story building on a hill at the egde of town. "You will be payed once a week depending on the quality of your work you maybe payed very little or a king's ransom. The house has two bedrooms, a bathroom, kitchen, living roon and pantry."
 
"Well, Aiken's dead..... Let's get lootin'!!!"
*Takes all the money, and the fishing net*
"What, I'm a thief by nature, and profession... Don't you look at me like that!"
 
You can have four more items if you want Moose
 
Lol, the money is worth thousands more than any item, I suggest dividing the money!
 
*stands up and walks over to Aiken's body, ignoring the gnome. Looks around it a bit, and takes a few items*
(Vial, Sewing Kit, Flask, a flint and steel, Backpack, Oil)

"And as for you, elf.. I can see you are quite the manifestation of avarice. I will ask you split that gold between the rest of us. That, and hand me back the vial I gave you."



OOC: I had read they could survive off of animals from what you said.. so I was going to swear off human blood until a major battle came up or something.. too bad..

P.S - Lmao I didn't even notice he had taken the fishing net, all I remember reading was "takes the money". Hehe me so greedy yesh
 
Fishing net has been taken already.
 
Honestly... I'll take whatever's left... As long as i get stuff.

And what do you all say to me trying to reanimate his body as a porter, so we don't have to carry everything?
 
"That would be a little.. macabre.. don't you think? Having a dead old friend walk around.."

*laughs slightly as he heads over to Aiken's corpse. He empties his remaining vials of the Wolf's blood, and sinks his teeth in Aiken's neck. He drinks a litre, and fills the rest of the vials up with blood.*

"Mmm.. just how I remembered it."
 
But it would be practica, wouldn't it?

ah well...

(waits until Skep finishes, and then buries the body)
 
"Oh alright, I'll split the money..." I say with a grin.
*Gives one-fourth each to the Vampire and Thomas.*
*Takes the Spade, and the Rope from Aiken's body.*
*Gives the Vial back to the Vampire.*
 
*chuckles*

"I may not be that intelligent.. but I know when I am getting a bad split. There are three of us left alive.. not four.. so I better see our coins weigh the same amount. I'm sure my gnomish friend over here would agree."
 
Yup!

WE're not easily tricked with a small switch of words like that... Unless you leave a fourth here with Aiken, to accompany him to the next world... but what need he'll have there, I don't know.
 
"Oh all right."
*Gives remaining money to the other's until its split into thirds.*
 
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