What Americans Really Want to Do

[Cuivienen]

I got this in an e-mail. Apparently it was a serious survey. Even if it wasn't, some of it is funny, mostly because a lot of the things on there are really quite random.


1. Get organized
2. Practice yoga
3. Lose 15 pounds
4. Go on a cruise
5. Love without fear
6. Become fluent in English
7. Visit Tuscany
8. Go to the bathroom
9. Read a book a week
10. See a bench-clearing Red Sox/Yankees brawl in person
11. Be nicer
12. Travel to Ireland
13. Go clubbing
14. Learn basic Spanish
15. Knit a sweater
16. Sleep through the night
17. Become more decisive
18. Kiss
19. Learn Visual Basic
20. Eat more fruit

 

[Quentin]

What Americans Really Want to Do:
8. Go to the bathroom

Wonderful. So do I .

 

[Marla_Singer]

Wonderful. So do I .

Me too !

That's certainly because we're American somewhere.

 

[Yuri2356]

19. Learn Visual Basic
20. Eat more fruit

HA, take that healthy eating!

Basic Pwnz you!

 

[Tomoyo]

10. See a bench-clearing Red Sox/Yankees brawl in person

I want to see one!