What are you watching on Youtube, right now? Part V

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HOW TO ADD YOUTUBE TO YOUR POSTS!!!!
1. First, make the tags, by clicking on Youtube icon
2. Go to your video and look up at the link. Copy this part 'Jkxm5UTe-Xg' it is different for every video. Basically whatever is after this " watch?v= "
3. Go back to your post, and paste what you have between the
Link to video.

Link to video.?wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen>

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I love the "OMG. What do I do now" look. Do I even tell her there's a stowaway?
 
^I doubt any young/healthy person regards that as true, that 'the goal of technology is the end of death'.
More healthy would be that the goal of any development should be making life easier/better/more enjoyable. Death itself always was part of human life, and it will remain so, unless in some scenario where humans are at most a few million and leach off resources to vampire everything around :eek:
 

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Here you are.. The Left!
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Mr. Chairman, you firmly criticize the solutions of a social market economy... let me tell you something.
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There was a study done this winter: "In which European country are citizens the least afraid of financial instability?"
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The results were: 1. Norway, 2. Sweden, 3. Finland, there..
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- Wasn't there Iceland, by chance?
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- No, there wasn't.
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- No Iceland, are you sure?
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- It was there, but not in the top three, Mr. Chairman..
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Sir, these countries operate on, as you like to put it, this "terrible socialism" -
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only three out of a hundred citizens are concerned about their finances - that's not too bad, is it?
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We should continue on this way, not the way of your ideas that hardly gain 0,2% voter approval.
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- Sir, consider two armies: the first is winning a war, the second is staying in their barracks.
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The soldiers in the first one are more afraid of losing their life, but they eventually WIN!
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Because you see, sir, the purpose of life is not just to live.
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- Then what is?
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- Pardon me, but I'm not going to replace your teachers.
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People have their goals, they have their ambitions, they have their ideals, for which they fight and die!
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But all you want is to live - then just keep stuffing your face and living!
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*laughter, applause*
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- I hope that I will be able to afford to eat and live, Mr. Chairman...
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*applause* - Sir... as the distinguished writer Stanisław Lem noted:
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At the bottom of the ocean, in the Mariana Trench, live beard worms.
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They have safely been living there for millions of years. And they keep on living!
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- Sadly, my good manners must be replaced by facts: I have to say that you are insane.
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- Mr. Chairman, I see that this is the first time ever you've been upset during our program, what happened?
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- I am not upset, sir, I just wanted to distinctly point out that
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I am disgusted by such views that the most important thing in life is to stuff one's face.
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The purpose of life is not to eat well, it is not safety.
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Even during communism they used to teach us that there's no gain without risk.
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But you are now taught: "better safe than sorry". Pfft!

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