What Bumper Stickers have you seen?

[Joeb WK]

Carlos MM must you turn everything into an argument.

 

[dgfred]

Carlos MM must you turn everything into an argument.

Of course, haven't you noticed this before now.

 

[Irera]

Never play leap frog with a unicorn.

lol~~ actually its not that bad for women, huh?
I've learnt that there was some girl who's fond of riding a bicycle with no saddle
and thats really cooooool~~~~ lol

 

[carlosMM]

Carlos MM must you turn everything into an argument.

why don't you ask Aegis?

 

[puglover]

Hey, if education gets more funding we can have something like this (from funny pictures V). Think of how much better the students of America will behave!

 

[warmwaffles]

Hey I'm in High school right now and the teachers suck......Here is what I me by that....
1. the teachers have no clue how to teach effectively
2. Most teachers are Democrats and yes they will want more money
3. The no child left behind is supposed to get the teachers to get there heads out of there asses and start teaching....because if the schools scores go down the funding will go down....hmmm let me think I like the idea. cuz it'll make them teach the kids and allow them to get higher test scores.
4. All of my teachers say homework is an ineffective way to teach....BS...
5. Schools need to manage money more by cutting back on the amount of paper each teacher is allowed to have.

I've got tons more to say but I don't want to get this into a brawl so if you have anything wrong with what I am saying please PM me.

My favorite bumper sticker:
"lost your cat look under my tires"

And a kinda racy one
"Learn how to drive mexican" (the guy that has that bumper sticker had his car rolled and lit on fire)

Here is another Racy one
"If you can read this your not mexican"

 

[Lord Draegon]

Yeah the problem really isnt funding its incompetent teachers. My whole entire class is smater then one of my teachers.

 

[warmwaffles]

exactly...........but thats the teachers blame there incompetent work ethinics on funding guess what thats wrong..........but I have only atwo teachers who actually teach VERY well. Because they teach college classes too.

 

[WildWeazel]

Just ban compulsory education and privatize it all Vote for me for President 2024!!!
Oh, and the funniest bumper sticker:
"Kerry-Edwards: For a Stronger America"

 

[GoldEagle]

I LOVE MANATEES
With mashed potatoes and gravy

 

[happy_Alex]

'my other car is a porsche'

stuck on the back of a porsche...

 

[pboily]

"Watch out, because when the Rapture comes, this car's going to be EMPTY"

Funny on so many different levels.

 

[pboily]

'my other car is a porsche'

stuck on the back of a porsche...

the best of the bunch so far.

 

[Quasar1011]

"Watch out, because when the Rapture comes, this car's going to be EMPTY"

I saw one yesterday:

In case of Rapture,
CAR'S YOURS!

 

[lbhhh]

Designed by computer, built by robot, driven by moron.

Great!
I also liked this one "Of course you're faster, but I'm driving in front of you."

 

[Gelion]

Above the exhaust pipe (sp): "All for you!"

 

[Perfection]

http://www.buckcash.com/opinions/bumpsticks.htm
http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/emblems.html

Enjoy!

 

[barbslinger]

I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes.
Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
Do they ever shut up on your planet?
Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
You look like crap. Is that the style now?
Does this condom make me look fat?
How do I set a laser printer to stun?

 

[Rambuchan]

my favorite is "jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're a jackass"

That's the best I've heard in a long time . Right on the money.

Here's a picture of one which actually sits on my friend's car in New Zealand. This was the best till I read the Jesus one.