What can I do to make Isabella love me?

[Circlet the Zen]

I have tried to express my love for Isabella since the first day I laid eyes on her in 3600 B.C. 3,000 years later, she won't even look at me. I have given her gold, proposed declarations of friendship, given her the finest silks and gems from my empire. How can I show her my love? How can I make her love me? My heart beats only for her.

 

[sir_kris]

Share intrigue your spies have collected with her. Chicks really dig that.

 

[mike1117112]

Give her cities.
She only wants what all women want: Everything

 

[DabigQuack]

declare war on her Ex boyfreind.. they also like that

 

[sennomulo]

And try making friends with her friends.

 

[Alchemind]

Slaughter some Muslims or move on.

 

[fatboris]

Share intrigue your spies have collected with her. Chicks really dig that.

Gossip? Who'd have ever thought? Oh yeah, and shoes...compliment her shoes.

 

[Karatekid5]

Discover El Dorado, put a city next to it, and gift it to her!

 

[Circlet the Zen]

I found the Fountain of Youth and used my last chunk of gold to buy a Settler and establish a city near it. I named the city "Isabella" and presented it to her. She took it without a thanks. Love is a cold, broken hallelujah.

 

[Adjuvant]

Show her your wee-wee and just get that part out of the way. That's what I do. I'm popular in retirement homes.

 

[Smokeybear]

Show her your wee-wee and just get that part out of the way. That's what I do. I'm popular in retirement homes.

"Ehh, sonny? What's that? Lemme git mah glasses... oh, darn. Noodles for dinner again?"

 

[The_J]

Moderator Action: Serious now please.

 

[Smokeybear]

Moderator Action: Serious now please.

Erm, ok.... <me looks around trying to find a serious subject at the start of this thread, fails utterly>
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[omnishakira]

why so serial mods
Moderator Action: See above.
Please read the forum rules: http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=422889

 

[vahe]

Learn Spanish first!

 

[Mesin]

Cities, religion, intrigue, and wars on her enemies.

 

[Socratatus]

I have tried to express my love for Isabella since the first day I laid eyes on her in 3600 B.C. 3,000 years later, she won't even look at me. I have given her gold, proposed declarations of friendship, given her the finest silks and gems from my empire. How can I show her my love? How can I make her love me? My heart beats only for her.

Hate to say it, pal, but she isn`t real.

 

[JTWuest]

Get another civ to declare war on her and finish her off and then liberate her cities.

 

[Donaskme]

Isabella is not pleased. Isabella cannot be pleased. Catherine is much better. You just destroy her civilization utterly, and she's fairly okay with the idea of you taking her captive. I like a girl who is okay with the situation as it unfolds.

 

[Crdnl Richelieu]

She's a pussycat compared to her counterpart in Civ IV. There she was a moody harridan who refused to talk to you if you even entertained the notion of following a different religion.