Portuguese
Vassalising Spain
Love!
(call me a romantic
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(call me a romantic
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What does the world need??
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Dr. Strangelove "Mr. President, I would not rule out the chance to preserve a nucleus of human specimens. It would be quite easy atthe bottom of some of our deeper mineshafts. The radioactivity would never penetrate a mine some thousands of feet deep. And in a matter of weeks, sufficient improvements in dwelling space could easily be provided."
President Merkin Muffley "How long would you have to stay down there?"
Dr. Strangelove "I would think that uh possibly one hundred years."
President Merkin Muffley "You mean, people could actually stay down there for a hundred years?"
Dr. Strangelove "It would not be difficult mein Fuhrer! Nuclear reactors could, heh... I'm sorry. Mr. President. Nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. Greenhouses could maintain plantlife. Animals could be bred and slaughtered. A quick survey would have to be made of all the available mine sites in the country. But I would guess... that ah, dwelling space for several hundred thousands of our people could easily be provided."
President Merkin Muffley "Well I... I would hate to have to decide who stays up and who goes down."
Dr. Strangelove"Well, that would not be necessary Mr. President. It could easily be accomplished with a computer. And a computer could be set and programmed to accept factors from youth, health, sexual fertility, intelligence, and a cross section of necessary skills. Of course it would be absolutely vital that our top government and military men be included to foster and impart the required principles of leadership and tradition. Naturally, they would breed prodigiously, eh? There would bemuch time, and little to do. But ah with the proper breeding techniques and a ratio of say, ten females to each male, I would guess that they could then work their way back to the present gross national product within say, twenty years."
President Merkin Muffley "How long would you have to stay down there?"
Dr. Strangelove "I would think that uh possibly one hundred years."
President Merkin Muffley "You mean, people could actually stay down there for a hundred years?"
Dr. Strangelove "It would not be difficult mein Fuhrer! Nuclear reactors could, heh... I'm sorry. Mr. President. Nuclear reactors could provide power almost indefinitely. Greenhouses could maintain plantlife. Animals could be bred and slaughtered. A quick survey would have to be made of all the available mine sites in the country. But I would guess... that ah, dwelling space for several hundred thousands of our people could easily be provided."
President Merkin Muffley "Well I... I would hate to have to decide who stays up and who goes down."
Dr. Strangelove"Well, that would not be necessary Mr. President. It could easily be accomplished with a computer. And a computer could be set and programmed to accept factors from youth, health, sexual fertility, intelligence, and a cross section of necessary skills. Of course it would be absolutely vital that our top government and military men be included to foster and impart the required principles of leadership and tradition. Naturally, they would breed prodigiously, eh? There would bemuch time, and little to do. But ah with the proper breeding techniques and a ratio of say, ten females to each male, I would guess that they could then work their way back to the present gross national product within say, twenty years."
Zcylen
Moonlight Rambler
wise words...
"all we need is GOLD!"
"all we need is GOLD!"
Mario Feldberg
Emperor
More Eminem songs for sure. A lot more Eminem songs. Billions of new Eminem songs..
Zcylen
Moonlight Rambler
no please
if that is the case then Im going to take next bus to mars
Silverblade
Lord of Vikings
What the earth need?
Ohh that's one is easy guys.
Extraterrestrial Contact with higly advanced alien races.
The Aliens meet the human race for the first time and says:"You have just been replaced as the final link in the food chain"
Ohh that's one is easy guys.
Extraterrestrial Contact with higly advanced alien races.
The Aliens meet the human race for the first time and says:"You have just been replaced as the final link in the food chain"
Eklektikos
Eponymous
No not just for some, but for everyone!
Nice to know I'm not the only one to have that spring to mind on seeng the thread title
Switch625
I don't care.
What does the world need?
Medication. Lots and LOTS of medication. Psychotropic drugs. The world is CRAZY.
Medication. Lots and LOTS of medication. Psychotropic drugs. The world is CRAZY.
cgannon64
BOB DYLAN'S ROCKIN OUT!
Legal mind altering drugs are not the answer! 
Switch625
I don't care.
Originally posted by cgannon64
They work for me.
cgannon64
BOB DYLAN'S ROCKIN OUT!
Originally posted by Switch625
They work for me.
Well, I guess if they work for you. You never know what a dictator on Prozac would do, however...
Perfection
The Great Head.
Your forgetting the obvius benefits of caffiene, the wonder drug!
cgannon64
BOB DYLAN'S ROCKIN OUT!
Only after you've had your growth spurt.
anarchywrksbest
Deity
Originally posted by sysyphus
Ha! As I read the thread title, the first thing I thought was a good swift kick in the arse.
Lo and behold, I come to the poll, and there is the option, so I took it!
I aim to please
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