What Happens Next?

[SS-18 ICBM]

That was what caused 9/11.

 

[Swedishguy]

And the Battle of Little Bighorn.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

And then we rebuilt New York as Mzzizzlplizzlville, new capital of the IGROM.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

It was then that 5000 automated sentry gun turrets were activated, turning alien lifeforms into mush.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

In Team Fortress 2.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

War was beginning.

"What happen ?"
"Somebody set up us the bomb"

 

[Swedishguy]

"Main screen turn on"
"How are you gentlemen!"

 

[D'Artagnan59]

"All your base are belong to us!"

As every country declared war on the IGRM, they proton-bombed all of the human population and took over Earth as their own.

 

[ggganz]

They were on the way to destruction. They misheard what the enemy said. They had no chance to survive, and made their time.

But they happened to have a few spare Zigs that they launched at the enemy, and then the both died.

And then the universe became two dimensional, and IGROM could only move along one axis of it.

 

[Stuck in Pi]

Then Einstein came back to life and restored space-time.

Then aliens blew up Earth and killed all sentient life in the galaxy.

 

[salty mud]

The End!!!

 

[ggganz]

Then it was 1 googol years after the big bang, and all matter in the universe had disappeared.
Then a garage full of cadilacs appears.
EDIT: crosspost
NO!!!!! You can't end the story!! This one isn't supposed to end. Salty mud, you almost made me cry. (no, really ).

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

This is the way the world ends.

 

[ggganz]

Then the garage full of cadilacs disappears again, and eventually (as my link says), a whole new universe appears.
But this universe is...

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Infinitesimally small.

 

[ggganz]

Which the inhabitants don't even notice because they're so small.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

And then another universe appears where the IGROM rules it entirely.

 

[ggganz]

Then a rift is opened between these two universes, and the small universe totally pwns the IGROM universe with it's phenomenal smallness.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Quantum theory predicted a multitude of universes. One was a universe in which its inhabitants worshipped an unexploded SS-18 intercontinental ballistic missile.

 

[ggganz]

One was where they worshipped a brain-sucking jellyfish.
These two went to war immediately, but neither won because...