What Happens Next?

[Stuck in Pi]

Which was promptly shot out of his hand by...

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

..the Doctor himself! He just remembered alcohol was bad for his health. The bullet richocheted off a wall, and hit one of his patients, Stuk I. Pi.

 

[Stuck in Pi]

Whos shields disapated the blow. He then pulled out a holy-hand grenade and...

 

[Backwards Logic]

Threw the pin as opposed to the grenade. He blew himself into tiny bits.

 

[Stuck in Pi]

He also counted to four instead of three.

 

[ggganz]

Then the door burst open. It was...

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

the Doctor, brandishing a jellyfish gun.

 

[ggganz]

Then all the jellyfish surrendered and started to fight against ggganz land. Actually, ggganz was very happy, because he hated his empire.

Just like I hate my name.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

ggganz went on a quest to change his name, which was illegal to do in ggganz land. Several important military leaders, sensing changing the name of the leader would bring chaos, prepared to assassinate the original and replace him with one of their own, name being "ggganz 2.0, the revenge."

 

[ggganz]

Then I screamed, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOkbai" *blam* (dies)

 

[Swedishguy]

Swedishguy, the almighty leader of The Peoples' Democratic Wellfare Parliamental Despotism of the Swedish Empire saw his chance.

 

[Zhuge_Liang]

but another great contender from the New Earth Democracy Colonized planets challenged swdishguy... That was me. This led to the first battle of San-Fongo near our home planet, Wean. We suffered many losses, it's a draw...

 

[Stuck in Pi]

Except for the forces of the supreme commander of everything, who came in and killed both generals and all opposing forces.

 

[Backwards Logic]

Then the Master Chief shows up. He smashes a jellyfish over Stuck in Pi's head and says "you've been pwned." (He finally spit out all of the biofoam, so he can talk again.)

 

[salty mud]

Master Cheif ripped off his helmet and revealed Chuck Norris beneath...

 

[Stuck in Pi]

His foot. It appeared Chuck Norris had finally met his match...

 

[D'Artagnan59]

But he reformed.

 

[Swedishguy]

As Chuck Norris reformed, Swedishguy the leader of blahblahblah Empire put red-hot poker between his chest. When Chuck Norris had reformed, a poker was stickin' out!

 

[D'Artagnan59]

And he deformed and reformed himself without the poker.

 

[salty mud]

And Swedishguy repeated the process, thus creating an endless cycle of poking.